Notices by sabik (sabik@rants.au)

"A stopped clock is right twice a day" doesn't properly account for daylight saving, leap seconds and clocks moved between timezones

@fn0rd
Use AI to generate enthusiastic (fictional) reports about how you and your team use AI?

#GenAI #LLM

@fn0rd
Verify how?

If you're required to burn tokens, burn tokens 🤷♀️

If there may be spot checks, you can set it up so when you start to work on a ticket, you also send the code and the ticket to an agent, then don't look at its output (until after you've finished, if at all)

#GenAI #LLM #MaliciousCompliance

@chirpbirb
kde could expand its branding outside of software into music with kpop

@chirpbirb
kde could replace systemd with kpop demon manager

@whitequark @ignaloidas
yaml? xml? gd&r

@selzero
Also fun when I temporarily comment out a bit of code and the IDE immediately nukes all the imports

@wesley @raiderrobert
Unless they feed the alerts into ChatGPT and let agents loose on prod

What could possibly go wrong

The existence of top surgery and bottom surgery implies the existence of up surgery, down surgery, strange surgery and charm surgery

@catsalad
Seems a bit wasteful of space?

@bodil
@cwebber
also scary: LLM-enhanced pig butchering scams

@Lana Trump always skips over the person who was killed that day and the two who were critically injured, too

@goatsarah
They have some of the same letters!

@inthehands
Except Musk seems to be trying to get money out of Tesla in the form of CEO compensation, not shares?

@ryanc @aris
At a minimum, pre-clearance?

@selzero @nette
Americans have the right to bear feet

@futzle @devopscats
The existence of domestic stamps implies the existence of feral stamps

@justyourluck
I mean, if #H5N1 becomes (or has already become) human-to-human, it'll be airborne, like covid, but less contagious; existing covid precautions should be fine?

@Lily_and_frog @mekkaokereke
The alternative hypothesis is that this is a patsy — much easier to control the narrative without the real assassin in the picture

@dalias @sennoma @Alice
I mean, measuring with CO₂ sensors won't take into account filters

The filters may or may not be present and functional, of course; that'd require actual regulation, like we do with restaurant food safety