Notices by sabik (sabik@rants.au)

@aaribaud
Wishes as granted by a drunk genie are going to be lit

#writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction

@0xabad1dea
Maybe there's going to be some cuts?

The existence of gender envy implies the existence of gender pride, gender greed, gender wrath, gender lust, gender gluttony and gender sloth

@goatsarah
In 2020 the military pointedly wasn't on Trump's side, so at least there's that...

@zens
> For the master’s tools will never dismantle the master’s house. They may allow us to temporarily beat him at his own game, but they will never enable us to bring about genuine change.
—Audre Lorde

@futzle
Fun fact: you can't have a Teams channel named CON

(or PRN, AUX, NUL, COM1, LPT1, ...)

@AlexanderKingsbury @alxd
Are you seriously suggesting there's a shortage of shovels or labour in the area

@AlexanderKingsbury @alxd
Yeah, unless you're skilled (and ideally trained), you're going to be the opposite of help

In any humanitarian disaster area, there are already going to be too many people who can inexpertly swing a shovel and need to be housed and fed

If you're moved to help, sign up for training so you're ready to help with the next disaster

@catsalad
🪵(😅)=💧🪵(😄)

@futzle @aaribaud
Might be good to add that when a dialog appears on the phone to allow using USB for file transfers, that they should select that option (and not "share photos" or something)

@inthehands
Except where the clean-up can be externalised and/or deferred to next quarter?

@trcm @ryanc
Unix time is effectively defined as 86400× the number of days (plus seconds since midnight), but not every day is 86400s long

In addition, the question is ambiguous as to whether it's asking for the number of UTC seconds or SI seconds

@ryanc @Cal
Neither is UTC, especially before 1972

@Cal @ryanc
Trick question, there is no 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC

@ryanc @josh
Make the tiniest mistake, though, and the compiler will throw away the whole thing

no error, no warning, if you try to use it, it'll just use a different one for you

@futurebird @Sean
1,048,576 rows by 16,384 columns

https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/office/excel-specifications-and-limits-1672b34d-7043-467e-8e27-269d656771c3

@goatsarah
Money can buy happiness, Musk doesn't know how to shop

"He chose... unwisely"

@GreenSkyOverMe @ghorwood
There's a Pop! OS, but there's no Mom! OS

@xinit @ryanc
Unfortunately there's no .aa TLD for an infinite scream shortener

@hacks4pancakes @munin
Apparently covid vaccine can help, and also reduces the risk of covid?