Notices by sabik (sabik@rants.au)

@wesley @raiderrobert
Unless they feed the alerts into ChatGPT and let agents loose on prod

What could possibly go wrong

The existence of top surgery and bottom surgery implies the existence of up surgery, down surgery, strange surgery and charm surgery

@catsalad
Seems a bit wasteful of space?

@bodil
@cwebber
also scary: LLM-enhanced pig butchering scams

@Lana Trump always skips over the person who was killed that day and the two who were critically injured, too

@goatsarah
They have some of the same letters!

@inthehands
Except Musk seems to be trying to get money out of Tesla in the form of CEO compensation, not shares?

@ryanc @aris
At a minimum, pre-clearance?

@selzero @nette
Americans have the right to bear feet

@futzle @devopscats
The existence of domestic stamps implies the existence of feral stamps

@justyourluck
I mean, if #H5N1 becomes (or has already become) human-to-human, it'll be airborne, like covid, but less contagious; existing covid precautions should be fine?

@Lily_and_frog @mekkaokereke
The alternative hypothesis is that this is a patsy — much easier to control the narrative without the real assassin in the picture

@dalias @sennoma @Alice
I mean, measuring with CO₂ sensors won't take into account filters

The filters may or may not be present and functional, of course; that'd require actual regulation, like we do with restaurant food safety

@sennoma @Alice
AIUI, the air is filtered during flight; it could be filtered during boarding, but usually isn't (they'd have to turn it on); and then there's the airport and the bus, train or taxi to get there

As others have noted, in a closely packed space, filtering also reduces the risk only so much

So yeah, wear a mask, as much as you can

@deivudesu @jakelazaroff @carnage4life @mekkaokereke
There are also timezone effects; some people (presumably) mostly post when it's 3am where I am, so I hardly ever see them in my feed

@quinn @cstross
Back in 2020, the army was not on Trump's side; the May 2020 memo from the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff was pretty clear

@aaribaud
Wishes as granted by a drunk genie are going to be lit

#writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction

@0xabad1dea
Maybe there's going to be some cuts?

The existence of gender envy implies the existence of gender pride, gender greed, gender wrath, gender lust, gender gluttony and gender sloth

@goatsarah
In 2020 the military pointedly wasn't on Trump's side, so at least there's that...