Notices by CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)

Spaghetti? Spaghetti⁠‼️

Due to tariffs, Temu customers will need to locally source their discount beauty device needs.

This meeting could have been a nap. :neocat_flop_sleep:

Multilingual analog clock face

🕛🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚

Dire wolf is cool and all, but what about a dire cat?

🎨by monokubo

Life is a canvas. Make some art! :neocat_hyper:

Vibe Coyoting

Computer cases are overrated

@Thatmermaid_J @BeAware
420 = 7 × 5 × 3 × 2 × 2

Did you know the Slinky was the inspiration behind the bell bottoms... or was it the other way around? :neocat_woozy:

I shed a tear every time I have to purge a cute cat "photo" from genAI that snuck it's way into my 9️⁠cat⁠🐈⁠🥗⁠, ☀️⁠cat⁠, or ⚁️⁠ppic folders.

There is zero shortage of cute/silly kitty pics out there! Why must genAI ruin this too?!

@chillybot Well.... 😅

Moth: *repeatedly bashing itself against my computer monitor*

Me: It's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse

Sure the Switch 2 seems cool, but I prefer the original.

@PeterCxy @niconiconi 😬

Weapons hot. Engaging target.

The Roomba yearns for the yard 🤖⁠🧹

What's a Linux? Is it creature? It must have teeth because I keep hearing about floss 🦷

Find the cat 🐈

(Hint: 🍓)

Have you tried doing a complete reboot and not just the closing and opening the lid? That's just sleep mode...