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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 25-Oct-2025 20:30:23 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Embrace true happiness, and become one with the socks 🧦
In conversation about 11 hours ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Cute video of a happy purring black cat who is snuggled under a pile of socks in the sock bin. Human: You helping? Kitty: mrr Human: Yes Kitty: mew Human: Are you one with the socks? Kitty: *half blinks while purring* Human: *zooms in* you just crying in there Kitty: meow *rolls head to side* Human: Do you want some more socks? Kitty: Meow! Human: Yeah? You want some more socks? *places socks around head* Kitty: *purr purr* Human: How's that? Kitty: (happy) mew
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 25-Oct-2025 13:22:46 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

So after the AI bubble pops and the hype dies down, the next Big Thing™, I assume, is quantum whatever. Wonder what's after that? Biotech? Cyborg cats? 3d NTFs?

In conversation about 18 hours ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 25-Oct-2025 06:57:55 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

"I'm so freakin' tired, dude..."
In conversation about a day ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. "Petting the spot my cat just cleaned" Video shows a kitty grooming a spot with their tongue while lying down on a bed. A hand creeps up and pets that very spot, which causes the cat to stop and look at them briefly before cleaning the same spot again. Once again the hand creeps in and pets the currently being cleaned spot. This time the kitty gives a long stare that the intruding human, before finally resume cleaning that same spot. After the third time the human sneak a pet in to the cleaning spot, the cat just leans its head back as if done with their shit.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 25-Oct-2025 05:18:28 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
in reply to
- Kevin Beaumont
@GossiTheDog At least it's almost the weekend. Ransomware operators take weekend breaks, right?

In conversation about a day ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 25-Oct-2025 03:57:56 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

this is where I post from
In conversation about a day ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Photo of an orange cat being held with a tiny cat size laptop in front of it. The Tiddy Kitty's attention is squarely on the laptop as they think of more cat propaganda to post
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 24-Oct-2025 08:09:09 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
In conversation about 2 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Someone looking at a fortune cookie paper with the following written on it: Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you. Lucky # 3, 14, 24, 25, 30, 37 Thr video then pans over to a mostly orange cat (with a black spot on its side) who rolls over on its back while looking super cute. In the background another kitty can be seen munching on some kibble.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 24-Oct-2025 01:19:58 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

IPv5
In conversation about 2 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Photo of an in-store security camera with a label that says IP:90.87.14.01.01
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Thursday, 23-Oct-2025 18:11:55 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

If anyone needs me... well, too bad.
In conversation about 3 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Photo of a teeny tiny kitten sleeping on a twin size bed underneath the covers. All you see is the little cat heads sticking out by the pillow. Comfy little kitty, little ball of fur. Comfy little kitty, purr purr purr.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Thursday, 23-Oct-2025 13:26:40 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

The secret ingredient is crime
In conversation about 3 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Photo of four sandwiches sitting on a plate, yet one mysteriously has a paw print shape that looks like a cat's paw. Of course, it couldn't be that because the kitties are not allowed on the counter...
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Thursday, 23-Oct-2025 05:44:19 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

This isn't even my final form
In conversation about 3 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Drawing by shyama of 50+ cats all grouped together into a humanoid shape in a snowy forest, like some kind of kitty Voltron.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Oct-2025 18:16:03 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Cats love me salads fear me

In conversation about 4 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Oct-2025 07:33:54 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Cowboys would put a lantern on their saddle at night so they could find the trail when they were far from home. This was early Saddle Light Navigation.

In conversation about 4 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Oct-2025 04:42:58 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Every cat needs a throne room
In conversation about 4 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Photo of a fluffy and magnificent cat sitting down on a studded purple and black high backed gothic-style chair. It's fancy for a fancy (and spooky) kitty. Nearby, a tall candle stand rests, perfect for a séance and scritches.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 15:45:33 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Cat butt coffee mug 🧐
In conversation about 5 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Photo of someone holding up a coffee mug with a bunch of cats showing their butt drawn on it. A more refined mug for the sophisticated cat owner.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 03:14:24 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Are you a Fediverse reward member?

In conversation about 5 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Monday, 20-Oct-2025 04:24:13 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Why would you fire a fox?

In conversation about 6 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Monday, 20-Oct-2025 04:00:34 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

ADHD: I struggle with repetitive things
Autism: I struggle with new things
AuDHD: I struggle...

In conversation about 6 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Sunday, 19-Oct-2025 22:43:43 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

These French Crown Jewels sure do look nice on my cats!

In conversation about 6 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Sunday, 19-Oct-2025 20:52:49 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Fluffy kitty vs 7 very happy void puppies
In conversation about 6 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Spent up video of a fluffy cat jumping into a puppy containment box and being swarmed with seven uncontrollably happy and playful black puppers. The patient kitty plays with them, but try as she may, she can't get them calm down and eventually has to flee the box.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Sunday, 19-Oct-2025 17:38:27 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

who up cullin' de sac

In conversation about 7 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink

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