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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jun-2026 04:06:39 JST Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

🐈🥗²⁵⁄∞
https://infosec.exchange/collections/116692780270876543

In conversation about 6 hours ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jun-2026 02:23:36 JST Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

How to catch a cat:
1. Place box (any size)
In conversation about 8 hours ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Photo of a cat resting with its eyes closed in a small, octagonal box only big enough for its front paws. Very comfy, very tiny.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 23:46:23 JST Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

PROTIP: min-max network security by removing all power sources!

In conversation about 11 hours ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 01:56:22 JST Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@jerry/116766327067015954
ALL accounts across every :mastodon: instance ever!
:elmo_fire:
In conversation about 2 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. No result found on File_thumbnail lookup.
  
  Jerry 🦙💝🦙 (@jerry@infosec.exchange)
  
  from Jerry 🦙💝🦙
  
  Mastodon 4.6 released today. It lets me force 2FA on accounts. Also, heads up, I am going to force 2FA on accounts.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jun-2026 20:47:17 JST Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

O fox of the straw pile
tell me your wisdom
In conversation about 3 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Red fox laying down on some straw, looking up at the camera, and then going "aaaaah" to the viewer
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jun-2026 16:29:11 JST Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

Kitty is helping! 🌾
In conversation about 3 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Speed up video of a farmer scooping up some grains that were drying on some pavement while a black & white kitten lays in it. The farmer starts to scoop everything up in a pile, but the kitty doesn't get up. The comfy cat gets shoveled up and added to the pile two times but never gets up. Such a good assistant!
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jun-2026 07:37:48 JST Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

Every sign has a story
In conversation about 3 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Large orange sign with yellow letters that says: Please Do NOT Put Banana Bread In The Spectrometer
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 17:33:31 JST Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties
Please Stand By... :crt_w_test_pattern:
In conversation about 4 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Photo of a white with black markings on the top of its head with claws stuck, crisscross, between a bed and a scratching post / cat tree. Poor kitty is in quite the predicament and hopes the human will hurry up with the camera and help out.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 16:54:23 JST Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

Going to need slightly bigger truth table... :calculator:
In conversation about 4 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. enum megabool { TRUE, FALSE, NEITHER, BOTH, MAYBE, TRUEISH, FALSEISH, IT_DEPENDS, OSCILLATING, ITS_COMPLICATED, DOUBLE_TRUE
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 15:46:27 JST Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

Always pack the essentials...
In conversation about 4 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Photo of a cat poking their head out of a carry bag.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 13:10:44 JST Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

Shitposting Bill of Materials (SBOM) allows posters to make sure shitposting components are up to date for rapid meme readiness

In conversation about 4 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 11:44:15 JST Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

Be more like Luigi
In conversation about 4 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Drawing by Morgan H (I think?) of Luigi from Mario Kart looking to his right with an intense face as he prepares to throw a green turtle shell at the viewer.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Monday, 15-Jun-2026 01:54:18 JST Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

Game of cat & mouse
In conversation about 5 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Video of an orange cat laying next to a laptop, centimeters away from the screen. When the cursor wiggles and moves around, the mighty hunter tries to catch and eat it a few times. Good job kitty!
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Sunday, 14-Jun-2026 05:50:58 JST Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

Oh no the kitty fell over and exploded 😭
#Caterday
In conversation about 6 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Photo of an extremely fluffy cat laying on its side from at the bottom of some atairs in a house. The kitty has so much fluff it almost looks like it is a rug. The cute pill of floof is looking up at the viewer who is on the stair while beaming secret kitty thoughts directly into your brain. A mirrored closet, a single shoe, a floor vent, and some sort of object or toy can be seen hanging on the front door.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jun-2026 17:20:29 JST Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

Find 1 COW
In conversation about 7 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Photo of a word find titled "FIND 1 COW" filled with nothing but C's, O's, and W's. Only one COW match is on the page though.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jun-2026 10:10:24 JST Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

Pride Kitty :ablobpride1:⁠:blobcatreachrev:
In conversation about 7 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Photo of a young tabby wearing a pride flag as a cape while it looks at something off screen. The background is out of focus, but it is someone's room with posters, bundled cords on thr wall (?), a bed which the kitty in on, a desk with a toy truck and books, a picture pin board, and those office type ceiling tiles (so this mighy be a dorm room). Oh and there is also a rainbow prism beams and spots as well.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 23:14:02 JST Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

Ah, I see your problem right here. It has code.
In conversation about 7 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Photo of a fluffy cat staring at a computer monitor with C++ code on the screen.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 06:46:09 JST Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

Spines are overrated
In conversation about 8 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Photo of an orange & white kitten asleep on its back while the top half is curled 180° back towards its feet. A human hand rests on the noodle shaped kutty.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 14:43:00 JST Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

I'll get the free iPhone after the phishing training, right?
In conversation about 9 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Post from Dian (translated from Spanish) The whole office is taking a cybersecurity course because I thought I'd won an iPhone. [Edited photo of a cat made to look like it has a tiny smile and a small pink flower coming out of the top of its head]
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 05:59:52 JST Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:
in reply to
- Fritz Adalis
@FritzAdalis Hehe
In conversation about 9 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. An illusion that shows patterned blue and light blue lines crossing each other at 90° with black in the spots where they don't meet. The lines are parallel, but the vertical lines look slanted.
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