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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 23:04:08 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Don't mention explodey stuff near border agents. Noted ✅
In conversation about 17 hours ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Kate @thingskatedid - 1h Border agent guy: Ma'am is this your laptop? me: yes, can | have it back please agent guy: It shows as suspicious. Can you turn it on? me: uh... no. | removed the battery agent guy: Why? me: oh because it was going to explode i have never seen a man become so alert so quick > Kate @thingskatedid - Sep 30 > twitter how explodey do we think this is? 📸 Photo of a spicy pillow (warped lithium laptop battery) Kate @thingskatedid the rest of our conversation was me saying variations of "i mean i took the battery out before traveling, to make the laptop safe. it's very safe. i like safe things" while agents spawned continuously
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 17:03:25 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Please wait while we defrag your timeline...
In conversation about a day ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Animation of data blocks defragging, Windows 95/98 style
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 17:01:25 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

##Chonk loader
:minecraft_dirt:⁠:breathe:⁠:minecraft_dirt:

In conversation about a day ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 03:19:05 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

It's good to be a supportive parent.
In conversation about a day ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Stick figure drawing meme of the father opening the door to check on his son. "Are ya winning, son?" (Except the son is my cat catching an insect)
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 01:29:31 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Nero Burning ROM or something... 💿 Wasn't that how it used to work?
In conversation about 2 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Generated image of the Roman Emperor Nero burning a CD in a fire on a pedestal.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 01:28:09 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

:abloblamp:
In conversation about 2 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Video of a cat wearing a safety cones from the vet (to prevent unnecessary grooming of a wound) walking up to a stool and sitting. The Pixar logo is superimposed and the cat fills the role of the "I" (Pixar Lamp). At the end of the video, the cat reaches its paw out for attention.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 00:32:28 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
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@tinker @anagnostes @20002ist @briankrebs 🌸 nano gang represent 🌸
In conversation about 2 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Artbymoga comic vi drinkers: "Coffee is disgusting! I only drink the finest leaves!" emacs drinkers: "Tea is just pompous water, real adults drink coffee" nano drinkers: "Sometimes I add rainbow sprinkles"
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jan-2025 22:24:43 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
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@cR0w @reverseics @screaminggoat I haven't seen mine pop-up yet, but "The public menace" will probably be my title. 😹

In conversation about 2 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jan-2025 16:56:29 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Meowdy pawrtner
In conversation about 2 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Photo of a black and white kitty cat looking at the camera while wearing a tiny black cowboy hat. Yeehaw
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jan-2025 13:26:30 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
in reply to
- Adrianna Tan
@skinnylatte Can you bring me my PJ's? No, the otter pair. 🦦

In conversation about 2 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 23:23:15 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
- Bex Ollerton
I love you all* so much! 🫶
*Terms and conditions apply. 🎨⁠@Schnumn
In conversation about 3 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Four panel comic by Bex Ollerton (@Schnumn) of her giving -mostly- positive affirmations. First panel Bex is holding her hands to her chest and saying, "Please don't give up! You're gonna be okay!" Second panel she is making a heart shape with her hands. "You deserve so much love and happiness! You're literally so loved!" Third panel, however, Bex is staring straight on at the viewer with a very serious look on her face. "Except for you, *****. You know you are. Fuck you." Final panel she is back to an encouraging mood while holding pompoms and winking. "But everyone else, keep going! You're amazing!"
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 17:47:10 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
- Soatok Dreamseeker
- Soatok
Don’t Use Session (Signal Fork)
:clap_claw:⁠https://soatok.blog/2025/01/14/dont-use-session-signal-fork/
via @soatok@soatok.blog
In-depth analysis by @soatok@furry.engineer of the many ways Session (Signal Fork) screwed up their cryptographic routines. Like the developer decisions are suspicion af! I mean, they could be just incompetent devs, but either way... :eyes_squint:

In conversation about 3 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 15:19:32 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

"If I fits, I sits" applies to kitties of all sizes. :neocat_box:
In conversation about 3 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Video of a bobcat in a zoo or sanctuary in a box just loving it and curling up in it like a little croissant... or, I guess, a medium-sized croissant.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 00:06:12 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Mom! The car puked on the carpet again...
In conversation about 4 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. 551am Evolution of Nissan thetyrannosaur My cat does this before throwing up [Video loop of all the Nissan car body shapes morphing back an forth, which also so happens to look like a cat about to cough up a hairball]
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 23:12:23 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

☹️
In conversation about 5 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. [Photo of a Komodo dragon] FUN FACT: despite their cuddly appearance, Komodo dragons don't want hugs.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Sunday, 12-Jan-2025 08:40:33 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

💟☙️💌
In conversation about 6 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. tbh creature with hearts around it saying: um... ...i love you
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 03:51:12 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

We're just cat dealers... 🫴⁠:neocat_floof_reach:
In conversation about 7 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Comic by sarahandersen of a 4-panel comic with 2 sections. First two panels, labeled "DOG TOYS", Sarah is saying to her dog, "Look! It squeaks!" Last two panels, labeled "CAT TOYS", she is saying to her cat while opening a bottle of catnip, "Come, child. It is time to do drugs." The kitty is is very excited.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 02:05:19 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

AI generated content in a nutshell
(Disclaimer: This has to be one of the worst videos I've ever watched... enjoy)
In conversation about 8 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Video of someone carefully extracting used bubble gum in public, only to repurpose it as new bubblegum, wrappers and all.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 10-Jan-2025 20:34:27 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Be useless. So no one can use you. :blobcatsipsmile:
In conversation about 8 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Drawing of the Pink Panther, sippin' from pink boba tea while wearing sunglasses, a pink t-shirt, and a necklace. Caption says: Be useless. So no one can use you.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Thursday, 09-Jan-2025 14:00:44 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
in reply to
- Dr. Lucky Tran :verified:
@luckytran Just needs a little background music...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slSNjzVzxWs
In conversation about 9 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. DOOM Eternal - Hell On Earth (Cover image is Doom x Animal Crossing with Isabelle on Doom Guy's shoulder saying "Rip and tear, until it is done.")

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