Notices by CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)

I'm not like other Gruls

@mcc ...

Follow me for me cat tips

It's not hella gang shit unless it's from the Hella region of Iceland, otherwise it's just sparkling gang shit.

So I am on the spectrum, and there seems to be a misconception that autistic people take things literally, which is not true.

Kleptomaniacs are the ones that take things, literally. I'm just autistic.

@pierogiburo Kitty bucks

Hmm, that's probably not the best idea.

Flipper Zero is innocent

Well shucks...

I'm going to take another nap. Please keep this secure for me

@jerry It's pretty low hanging fruit there seeing that 80% of them¹ on that list end up being caught

¹· I completely made that up, but it sounds about right.

In case, for some strange reason, you did not already know...

Technical debt implies the existence of technical loan sharks

@jonobie Or if you do use those nicknames, use the real name in the post too.

Scientists were too preoccupied with if they could, rather than if they should. 🐈⬛⁠🐄

Careful out there people! Don't get scammed. :neocat_flop:⁠👟

Did you know that Pavlov's hair was famously soft and silky?
It's because he conditioned it. :ablobcatlurk:

I relate to potatoes on a spiritual level. 🥔

@da_667 Something something divine comedy... :dumpster_fire:

Are we a joke to you?