Notices by abadidea (0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange)

to be clear “atop” is a Linux system administration tool and if you don’t know what that means or if you could possibly have it installed, you don’t.

it seems to be getting hug of deathed, so here’s a screenshot, though it really doesn’t say much more than what I said.

an ominous I-am-under-NDA-coded warning to immediately uninstall atop has been posted by a reputable tech blogger. https://rachelbythebay.com/w/2025/03/25/atop/

@mcc well, *something* was haunting 100% of my rides on the Boston metro system in the 2010s, and that something was very pretty

the cleaning lady (who is Moroccan-Dutch) heard my husband listening to the news while showering, and she said "showering AND listening? always busy, always doing everything, this is an American trauma!"

I am.... Upset. I had to reboot my personal Windows machine to finalize a driver update so I could play Monster Hunter, and upon rebooting, Windows sprang open some sort of new "welcome" dashboard which "helpfully" displayed a massive full color photo of someone EXTREMELY upsetting to see when I was not intentionally bracing myself to check how bad the news is today and it gave me a PTSD panic attack.

Allegedly turning off the Taskbar -> Widgets setting should prevent this, but we all know it will randomly turn back on for no reason

the Chinese localization of Pokemon Scarlet/Violet having a normal rap battle #pokemon

@dysfun just say it out loud in a deep voice, that’s what Odin sounds like

someone asked AI to generate a guide to asking people out and I cannot get over this panel. this is AI's finest achievement as art. would you like to grab crab sometime? grab crab. would you like to

grab crab?

grab crab.

🦀🦀

(originally posted by keepingthecommontone to r/chatgpt)

Enjoying how the new corporate overlord gave me a laptop that has two apps named “Remote Desktop” installed, but the first does nothing except open a window that says I’m not subscribed (to what?) and has absolutely no way to simply enter a host name, and the one I actually need to do my job is the lower priority result

I have no interest in furry porn, but a website with no furry porn is like an ecosystem with no bees.

@octothorpe here are some pictures I’ve taken of just that windmill over the years with no pesky cute dogs in the way. #leiden #netherlands

more of the two handsome devils in my life

#dogs #dogsofmastodon #husbandsofmastodon

@emma @LivingCooki @catsalad there's a way to ask the receiving server to substitute a variable for its own name in a post. so everyone sees their own server as if it were typed in.

@SwiftOnSecurity this one

PSA: Twitch is going to start limiting people to 100 hours of saved highlights on their stream. If you are over 100 hours, you have until April 19th to export and delete before they start choosing what to delete for you. #twitch

good morning. someone’s still a bit bleary. #dogs #dogsofmastodon

This textbox is a message and part of a system of messages. Java is installed on over three billion devices. Java is found everywhere, even in your car. We thought we were a powerful culture.

the internet demands more Odin, who am I to withhold #dogs #dogsofmastodon

it's an impressive commitment to consistency that Steam, which is a Web Page That Lists Items, runs exactly as incredibly poorly in 2025 on a high-end gaming machine as it did in 2008 on a dying second-hand Dell