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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 02:08:23 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Are we a joke to you?
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1. Photo of a white cat and a gray cat sitting by their food bowl while staring up at their owner. Their human servant is wearing pajama pants and sacrilegious kitty slippers that happen to be the exact same color as the cats, almost as if the furry overlords are being mocked.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 19:28:36 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Excuse me sir...
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1. Photo of a orange cat flopped on the counter and without a care in the world for such concepts as authority or rules. Behind the little anarchist, there is sign that reads: NOTICE No Cats Allowed On Countertop
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 15:47:55 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

If your pet could suddenly speak, what would be the first thing it would tell you?

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 12:16:25 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
in reply to
- Tek say resist
- Josh Bressers
@joshbressers @tek Nice! That's why I love open source ✅

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 06:59:33 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

What's the matter?
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1. When you're being chased by a lawman made a solid, a lawman made a liquid, and a lawman made a gas. [Screenshot of the cowboy from Red Dead Redemption.] We got lawmen in 3 different states after us.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 20:48:38 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Kernal Panic! at the Disco

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 15:04:59 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

:ablobcatbongokeyboard:
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1. Screenshot of a news article from Ideal Home labeled, "Do you sleep with your bedroom door closed? According to experts, you really shouldn't." Top photo from news article shows a bed an nightstand with a lamp and fancy flat bowl thingy. Below the news article is a photo of a cat typing on a laptop.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 13:23:30 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
in reply to
- Tek say resist
@tek Oh.. That's quite interesting!

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 06:31:13 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

How to enable Fastboot on your cat
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1. Video of someone bringing a piece of boiled shrimp to their cat who is curled up in a ball sound asleep. Once the shrimp gets within smelling range, the kitty pops up nomming and meowing a full speed in excitement. The rest of the video, you see the cat following the owner to the kitchen, where I would hope they get to finish some shrimpy shrimp.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 00:13:12 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Bsky is pronounced busky

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-2024 20:03:46 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
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- Nanoraptor
@NanoRaptor Could of been worse..
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1. Spider bee Spider bee does whatever a sp– [close-up drawing of a scary bee-spider hybrid] jesus fucking christ
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-2024 13:40:26 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

What? Do you not like my shoes? Cat, it's called fashion!
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1. Photo of an orange cat on a hardwood floor meowing at its owner, who is wearing fish shoes and jeans.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-2024 06:38:29 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Someone thinks their meal is late... Silly kitty. It's Daylight Savings.
:neocat_glare:
In conversation about 7 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Video by pennifer pennificent pennini of an orange cat sitting there and staring at its owner because the time it normally gets fed has come and passed. The camera slowly zooms in while she's talking to Pen, the kitty, and ominous music plays the whole time. Your meal isn't late, Pen. There's this thing called Daylight Savings. All of us humans turn the clock back an hour, because the federal government tells us to. Which sounds ridiculous, and it is, but we have to do it. We do get one extra hour of sleep for one night in exchange for six months of darkness. That sounds a lot worse when you say it aloud. Anyways... That's why you're dinner will be an hour late today. Daylight Savings. OK?
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-2024 02:00:52 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Awake... but not happy about it
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1. Photo of a sleepy-looking orange fluffy kitten basking in the sun on a hardwood floor. The gaming computer and a rolling office chair can be seen in the background.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 16-Nov-2024 16:30:10 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Gegagedigedagedago Uncertain Principle
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1. Heisenberg Uncertain Principle: figure a. It is impossible to know both the position and velocity of a particle at the same time. Cotton Eye Joe Uncertain Principle: figure b. It is impossible to know where did he come from and where did he go go.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 16-Nov-2024 08:55:50 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Ever get the feeling you're being watched? 👀
In conversation about 7 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Video of three cats closely watching the neighbor from the apartment next door. You see them stare through the window intently... well, except for the sleepy one.
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 16-Nov-2024 08:50:58 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Any app is a dating app if you're creepy enough. 😬

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 16-Nov-2024 08:31:45 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

November's been a long year...
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1. Photo of a black cat hanging upside down from a tree branch with its mouth wide open, as if screaming in dread. Captions says, "mentally I'm here."
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 16-Nov-2024 05:52:33 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
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- Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
@rysiek IceHot was already taken 😞

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 15-Nov-2024 22:47:55 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Current state 🍋∞
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1. Comic by Will Santino showing someone with their head down on a table while being pummeled by lemons coming out of a large pipe. To the left, a shoulder high pile of lemons can be seem, while to the right, there is a lemon press and a multitude of lemon juice containers.
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