Notices by Ryan Castellucci :nonbinary_flag: (ryanc@infosec.exchange)

@gsuberland even you you spec these things, UK builders seem to be rubbish at them.

@dave Somehow I never had to do any of those in the US but did need a background check for a job in the UK.

@chrisstoecker @GOP "requested"?

@Viss @elfin @LinuxAndYarn @kajer @sycophantic I paid the artist who did my profile picture double that he asked for, absolutely 100% there for paying people what they're worth.

@astrid urge to know more intensifies

@elfin @Viss @ryanc @sycophantic

not malicious

you ignore robots.txt and get a zip bomb, that's on you.

@tinker first past the post is undemocratic

@erincandescent it is delightful

@elfin @kajer @ryanc @sycophantic i did a panel with erratarob once at shmoocon on scanning the whole internet and two hours before we went on stage my colo host calls me and tells me ONE GUY in australia went whole hog apeshit on him because he saw ONE SINGLE ERRANT SMB PACKET, and he thought id be amused. the guy threatened to call the internet police.

i was. it was fucking awesome.

Why do I not have a patch to Wireshark that makes the icons Blåhaj?

@sycophantic @kajer I was going to suggest the same,now he has to do it

@terra oh is this why I don't like queer events?

@chaos the balmer peak is real

@kajer even Amazon is migrating off Chime...

@dave oh, I'm going to try that

Getting pushed to use "AI" tools at work. I'm trying a CLI coding assistant tool. It's not allowed to modify my files, and I told it to be a little sarcastic.

It offered to help me look for job postings where I wouldn't have to deal with poorly documented Linux kernel network subsystems, and in another instance recommended alcohol as a solution to my problems.

Also

Gets TX timestamps. Maybe. If the kernel feels like it. And the NIC is in a good mood. And Mercury isn't in retrograde.

At least you got an error message, that's something.

Okay, let's ruin your day.

It took 3 weeks, but GitHub has fixed the bug that was causing the front end to choke on my repository.

https://github.com/ryancdotorg/llhash/commits/main/

I asked them to reprint the passport they destroyed with the correct gender marker, and they told me to start (and pay for) a new application.

I'm entitled to a free correct passport and they're going to give it to me.

Current status: Emailing the US embassy and stopping just short of calling them bootlickers.

@tychotithonus I see what you did there. 🤓