Notices by Ryan Castellucci (they/them) :nonbinary_flag: (ryanc@infosec.exchange)

@gsuberland i donno that person seems unwell

Look. Don't ask why I was reading the busybox mailing list, but this thread where a "QSE Development Top Gun" working at a well known company with a three letter name, fails to understand why identifying a specific busybox release is hard, is funny.

https://lists.busybox.net/pipermail/busybox/2026-March/091980.html

@maddy I'm a little disturbed at how quickly I identified that as a mid '00's DVD player.

@aris I figured just that would be a bit dry. FWIW I expect it to take 2 hours max.

I want to do an RSA 155% speedrun, how do I can I make it at least somewhat interesting to watch?

This would be factoring a 512-bit RSA key, a task that when it was first done in 1999, took seven months.

@arrjay sighs, clicks ⭐️

I just thought to myself that "cage nuts" sounds a bit lewd, and it's all your fault (you know who you are).

@kf @arrjay Arguably more secure in all three corners of the CIA triad (Confidentiality, Integrity, Availability) than any of tech's offerings.

@august :mood:

@joe ten transfemme engineers have joined the chat

@49016 who up daemoning they core?

@AAKL @cR0w much bullet, such proof, many miscreant, wow

@silvermoon82 @davidgerard goblins

@alina Evil!

@stonebear2 How have I not heard that one?

Partner: Why is there blood on your shirt?
Me: I lost a fight with a mayonnaise bottle.
Partner: ...you mean you broke a jar?
Me: No. Please stop asking questions.
Partner: ...fine, just put some stain remover on that.

@briankrebs I applaud your commitment to helping people "find out".

OH: Stop referring to your bra straps as "rack ears".

@zzt My headcanon is now than if you try to bring sliced bread into Europe it experiences sudden existential failure. Do not disabuse me of this.

@gsuberland wires ur brain