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Notices by `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)

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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 08:32:24 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
    • cpm

    @cpm So Claire is flying back from Florida tonight and is bringing hot sauce (implied, for me).

    Yes this is a TSA agent holding a bottle of hot sauce that has "Explosive" written in rather bold lettering.

    I'm so amused Imma pee.

    In conversation about 3 days ago from mstdn.social permalink

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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 08:32:22 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
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    • cpm
    • Andrew

    @cinebox @cpm Yeah. Her follow up text is that TSA Flunky *did* decide to challenge her and she pushed back.

    I think #TSA sets the IQ bar for agents at about 90, and that's the Top Out End.

    In conversation about 3 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 08:32:19 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
    in reply to
    • cpm
    • Andrew

    @cinebox @cpm

    In conversation about 3 days ago from mstdn.social permalink

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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 20-May-2025 12:05:40 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
    • MissConstrue
    • 𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"

    @MissConstrue @Lana I will not play games Pre Caffeine ... I will hop that counter and mainline beans.

    Making me think Before caffeine is unwise, unhealthy, and possibly terminal.

    Medium Coffee, Two Sugars.

    Anything beyond that isn't happening.

    And *correcting* me with made up size names, I *will* beat some fucker with the grinder and fill their squishy forms with ALL THE STIR STICKS!

    </rant>

    In conversation about 4 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 20-May-2025 12:05:38 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
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    • ChookMother 🇦🇺🦘
    • MissConstrue
    • 𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"

    @anne_twain @MissConstrue @Lana

    The cafe I loved in Santa Cruz had some visitors from Silly Valley once.

    They: Late, fast free, double shot, decaf, two pumps of caramel, sugar free, nonfat whip.

    ... and another in the same vane.

    All of us regulars are bracing for impact (Stout was a dick, but he was Our dick).

    Stout (Manager/Head Barista): If you wanted a glass of fucking water, why didn't you just ask for one?

    We: 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    They: Left for SBux up the block.

    #coffee #OzCulture

    In conversation about 4 days ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 20-May-2025 01:14:40 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf

    Works!

    #PayPhone #2600

    In conversation about 4 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 18-May-2025 08:34:34 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
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    • feld

    @feld @Szescstopni Oh no. Remember, according to them, your platform is *Their* platform because, "town hall" or something.

    In conversation about 6 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 18-May-2025 08:02:33 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf

    @Szescstopni
    1. State Law! State Law! Which is how we ended up here after RvW got nixed.

    2. Section 230 is *always* under attack.

    Which is hysterical because the folk that most want it gone, are the *Most Likely* to get sued into a smoldering crater (liable / defamation) if it's tanked. [ALso it'll fundamentally break social media, comment sections, and the whole fucking Web at large.

    In conversation about 6 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 18-May-2025 08:01:46 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
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    • Indy Star (Unofficial Repost)

    @IndyStar_Unofficial Oh yeah, I forgot. A tornado touched down in my mother's front yard last month, uprooted a (big fucking) tree, and tossed it on the roof. +

    Not either of the neighbor's yards, nooooo. Just hers.

    + I may have to go back and fix the roof before my cousin does it (wrong)++ and I have to go back to commit homicide.

    ++ I've been roofing since I was seven. Might know a few things.

    In conversation about 6 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 18-May-2025 04:35:39 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
    • lainy

    @lain That ... completely breaks my brain.

    In conversation about 6 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 17-May-2025 04:09:50 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf

    E-Waste -Ew

    https://www.theregister.com/2025/05/16/ted_talk_electronic_waste/

    In conversation about 7 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 16-May-2025 11:34:35 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
    in reply to
    • feld

    @feld
    Eh, I've been all over town, just got here, sun is setting (read, it's about to get cold), my Tevas are in (sheepfucking) Redmond.

    So, this is what I got, or barefoot. Did I mention cold? It's about to get cold, and briefly windy, and cold.

    In conversation about 8 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 16-May-2025 11:30:33 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf

    My time.

    In conversation about 8 days ago from mstdn.social permalink

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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 16-May-2025 02:38:28 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
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    • feld
    • TechnoTenshi :verified_trans: :Fire_Lesbian:

    @feld @technotenshi RedTeam stuff, bribes are very much The Way. And it's a Two-Fer : You also find the weasel in the company (good), Flog Them To Hell (fun), and make a very messy example of their careers for the other minions (better), so they learn integrity and OpSec (winning).

    In conversation about 8 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 16-May-2025 02:38:27 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
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    • feld
    • TechnoTenshi :verified_trans: :Fire_Lesbian:

    @feld @technotenshi And, you know; "Old Tricks Are The Best Tricks."

    In conversation about 8 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 16-May-2025 02:27:23 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
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    • TechnoTenshi :verified_trans: :Fire_Lesbian:

    @technotenshi "Bribed Staff" is the Take-Away here.

    So, the people working for CoinBase can be bought. I wonder now about the staff of the other Coins. Just idle curiosity, mind you.

    In conversation about 8 days ago from mstdn.social permalink

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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 16-May-2025 02:17:09 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf

    = *POW* =

    Right in the MAGA Kisser

    [*In Dumb Hick Voice*] WAit, dey gonna raise prices at da WallMart!?! Mary-Jo-Beth-Karen! Get the kids! We gotta go get toilet paper, daipers, and Bud Light, Right Now!

    This pleases me *entirely* too much.

    https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/may/15/walmart-raise-prices-trump-tariffs

    In conversation about 8 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 15-May-2025 12:11:46 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf

    I have found the Nora Roberts, Little Free Library ... There's always one.

    In conversation about 9 days ago from mstdn.social permalink

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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 15-May-2025 07:32:43 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
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    • Julie Webgirl

    @juliewebgirl Holy Fuck!!! That's AWESOME!

    In conversation about 9 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 02:00:16 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
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    • My camera shoots fascists
    • KellyAnn Romanych (she/her)
    • feld

    @feld @kellyromanych @Mikal

    I've actually been told this a few times. I pull a lotta crap. My particular flavors of Spectrum and Lifestyle prohibit a "Normal" life by most people's standards.

    Makes for some great stories tho.

    One of my oldest/best friends wants me to write my memoirs. I said, "I'm not done living, and I'm too busy doing that to write it all down."

    In conversation about 10 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    I make things, I fix things, and quite often break things. A Silicon Valley refugee living in the Pacific North West.Three decades in the world of computers and most of it developing the Internet (largely as a Web Thing, but not really).#Ally #Beer #Dogs #Outdoors #Food #Cooking #WestCoast #Seattle #SantaCruz #UNIX #OpenSource #SelfHosting #UrbanWalking #WiFi #CafeComputing #Geekosterone

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