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`Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 03:52:37 JST `Da Elf

Heh ...
Don't shoot, I'm only the system administrator!
https://www.theregister.com/2025/06/27/on_call/

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`Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Jun-2025 08:40:50 JST `Da Elf

More of this please.
https://www.theregister.com/2025/06/26/lyon_leaving_microsoft/

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`Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Jun-2025 05:06:25 JST `Da Elf
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@LinuxAndYarn @Viss @kajer @ryanc @sycophantic Always pay the artist. And keep them in drinks and snacks.

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`Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Jun-2025 03:56:12 JST `Da Elf
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@kajer @Viss @ryanc @sycophantic
Beahahaha... fair enough.

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`Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jun-2025 07:07:47 JST `Da Elf
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@Viss @kajer @ryanc @sycophantic I approve of this malicious behaviour.

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`Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jun-2025 07:07:45 JST `Da Elf
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@kajer @Viss @ryanc @sycophantic Ohhhhh! I'm so sorry. I apologize.
We're selling this as Fuck About Find Out. My bad.

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`Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jun-2025 07:07:44 JST `Da Elf
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@Viss @kajer @ryanc @sycophantic I wrote the original Free Wifi TOS's in Santa Cruz twenty years ago...me, snarky, well stoned. I can write dissertations on fucktard (send spam, $1/SMTP we log and $5 per complaint from our provider and we'll cut them in for $2, you are so fucked") etc.

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`Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 20-Jun-2025 12:06:31 JST `Da Elf

@hipsterelectron
This stuff was like butter.
Didn't last long enough for photos.
And asparagus/onion/broccoli.
And since the power just went out, I have a moral imperative to "save" the icecream from melting. (Also have A&W root beer.)

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`Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 20-Jun-2025 03:51:55 JST `Da Elf

Listening to music, making coffee and dancing ... dog has decided it's on and we're totally playing.
Never seen her do this before.
Dog: I dunno why we're happy but OK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKDX8pH0feU

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`Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jun-2025 03:48:29 JST `Da Elf
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@juliewebgirl Yeah there's nothing wrong with Signal, or you'd have heard me detonate.
They're using a *fork*.
1. Uh, shouldn't be using non government channels because we document that shit for Reasons.
2. A Fork? You trust a Fork that archives ... let me count the wrong. And I'll bet they didn't vet the code.
3. Adding a non member of whatever sneaky cabal.
I'm watching Pete get handed his ass in a Senate hearing.
#infosec #encryption

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`Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jun-2025 03:48:27 JST `Da Elf
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@juliewebgirl The government forked working code is my point. Why? And government coders suck (excepting the NSA, but they don't share) so that's already really bad running right into worse.
Pete Hegseth, the dumbass. I just watched Senator Tammy Duckeorth on the Armed Services Committee tear Pete a new asshole. It was Fantastic.
She's a badass: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tammy_Duckworth
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  Ladda Tammy Duckworth (born March 12, 1968) is an American politician and retired Army National Guard lieutenant colonel serving since 2017 as the junior United States senator from Illinois. A member of the Democratic Party, she represented Illinois's 8th congressional district in the United States House of Representatives from 2013 to 2017. Born in Bangkok, Thailand, and raised in Honolulu, Hawaii, Duckworth was educated at the University of Hawaii at Manoa and George Washington University. She joined the United States Army Reserve in 1992, and served as a U.S. Army helicopter pilot in the Iraq war. In 2004, when her Black Hawk helicopter was hit by a rocket-propelled grenade fired by Iraqi insurgents, she lost both legs and some mobility in her right arm. She was the first female double amputee from the war. Despite her injuries, she was awarded a medical waiver to continue serving in the Illinois Army National Guard for another ten years until she retired as a lieutenant colonel in 2014. Duckworth ran unsuccessfully for a seat in the United States House of Representatives in 2006, then served as director of the Illinois Department...
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`Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jun-2025 03:41:42 JST `Da Elf
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Water War. Nestle and LLM Data Centers both want All The Waterz!!! ... so basically we're heading into the Tank Girl timeline.
#AI

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`Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jun-2025 03:41:39 JST `Da Elf
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@juliewebgirl Jet is totally hot.

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`Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Jun-2025 03:09:16 JST `Da Elf

Roaring Laughter
I told Claire one of her clients suffers from Spreadsheet Abuse the other day. She just used it in a zoom meeting. 🤣

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`Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Jun-2025 03:09:15 JST `Da Elf
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Claire knows me. We have a shorthand.
Claire remembers the .Com
Claire plays bingo, like we stopped at a casino and she played bingo...I drank beer and worked on dog training.
I'm outside ease dropping on this meeting (by request from her client).
They're considering a CRM, but not Salesforce. This sales guy crossed my boundaries half an hour ago.
I just yelled "Bingo" from outside because he went on a buzzword rant that launched into their AI initiative.. That was my limit.
She groks.

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`Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Jun-2025 02:42:18 JST `Da Elf
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@doctorwhom Ha! At The Mag, remember Ops got this filtering software and we decided to see if we could break it? Tox added an "@" before the <html> tag.
Browser totally rendered the page but filter wouldn't parse it because of the At 🤣🤣🤣
I think it took us three hours?
#porn #Unicode

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`Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jun-2025 05:58:40 JST `Da Elf
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@feld Already seen that over on another thread.

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`Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jun-2025 05:47:13 JST `Da Elf
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@feld I ... but ... how?!?
People man. Hold my beer.
Hey you ... Peter Schiff. Yeah, you.
Yes bro, that's *exactly* what you are.
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedophilia
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  Pedophilia (alternatively spelled paedophilia) is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children.: vii Although girls typically begin the process of puberty at age 10 or 11, and boys at age 11 or 12, psychiatric diagnostic criteria for pedophilia extend the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13. People with the disorder are often referred to as pedophiles (or paedophiles). Pedophilia is a paraphilia. In recent versions of formal diagnostic coding systems such as the DSM-5 and ICD-11, "pedophilia" is distinguished from "pedophilic disorder". Pedophilic disorder is defined as a pattern of pedophilic arousal accompanied by either subjective distress or interpersonal difficulty, or having acted on that arousal. The DSM-5 requires that a person must be at least 16 years old, and at least five years older than the prepubescent child or children they are aroused by, for the attraction to be diagnosed as pedophilic disorder. Similarly, the ICD-11 excludes...
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`Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jun-2025 04:10:37 JST `Da Elf
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@jeffowski 😂😂😂

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`Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 06-Jun-2025 03:27:29 JST `Da Elf

@minego I grok. We used to have house keepers come once a week at a place I lived (housemate was a slob, bless his heart), when I first moved in. (Eventually it was realized that I did everything they did because I keep my space and common areas nice and tidy.
But, I'd grab my laptop and head to the cafe because I didn't want them underfoot, and I didn't want to be under foot and my anxiety would kick in watching them do things *not the way I would do them*.
That shit will make me crazy...er.

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