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Notices by `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)

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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Jun-2025 03:09:16 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf

    Roaring Laughter

    I told Claire one of her clients suffers from Spreadsheet Abuse the other day. She just used it in a zoom meeting. 🤣

    In conversation about 7 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Jun-2025 03:09:15 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
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    Claire knows me. We have a shorthand.
    Claire remembers the .Com
    Claire plays bingo, like we stopped at a casino and she played bingo...I drank beer and worked on dog training.
    I'm outside ease dropping on this meeting (by request from her client).

    They're considering a CRM, but not Salesforce. This sales guy crossed my boundaries half an hour ago.

    I just yelled "Bingo" from outside because he went on a buzzword rant that launched into their AI initiative.. That was my limit.

    She groks.

    In conversation about 7 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Jun-2025 02:42:18 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
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    • Sven

    @doctorwhom Ha! At The Mag, remember Ops got this filtering software and we decided to see if we could break it? Tox added an "@" before the <html> tag.

    Browser totally rendered the page but filter wouldn't parse it because of the At 🤣🤣🤣

    I think it took us three hours?

    #porn #Unicode

    In conversation about 7 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jun-2025 05:58:40 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
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    • feld

    @feld Already seen that over on another thread.

    In conversation about 10 days ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jun-2025 05:47:13 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
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    • feld

    @feld I ... but ... how?!?
    People man. Hold my beer.

    Hey you ... Peter Schiff. Yeah, you.
    Yes bro, that's *exactly* what you are.
    English motherfucker, do you speak it?
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedophilia

    In conversation about 10 days ago from mstdn.social permalink

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      Pedophilia
      Pedophilia (alternatively spelled paedophilia) is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children.: vii  Although girls typically begin the process of puberty at age 10 or 11, and boys at age 11 or 12, psychiatric diagnostic criteria for pedophilia extend the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13. People with the disorder are often referred to as pedophiles (or paedophiles). Pedophilia is a paraphilia. In recent versions of formal diagnostic coding systems such as the DSM-5 and ICD-11, "pedophilia" is distinguished from "pedophilic disorder". Pedophilic disorder is defined as a pattern of pedophilic arousal accompanied by either subjective distress or interpersonal difficulty, or having acted on that arousal. The DSM-5 requires that a person must be at least 16 years old, and at least five years older than the prepubescent child or children they are aroused by, for the attraction to be diagnosed as pedophilic disorder. Similarly, the ICD-11 excludes...
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jun-2025 04:10:37 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
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    • Church of Jeff

    @jeffowski 😂😂😂

    In conversation about 11 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 06-Jun-2025 03:27:29 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf

    @minego I grok. We used to have house keepers come once a week at a place I lived (housemate was a slob, bless his heart), when I first moved in. (Eventually it was realized that I did everything they did because I keep my space and common areas nice and tidy.

    But, I'd grab my laptop and head to the cafe because I didn't want them underfoot, and I didn't want to be under foot and my anxiety would kick in watching them do things *not the way I would do them*.

    That shit will make me crazy...er.

    In conversation about 12 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jun-2025 04:17:06 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
    • cpm

    @cpm Claire texted me this, wants to know if we (me and nerd friends) can make it lighter.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uPVQMZ4ikvM

    #Engineering #Sound #FireFighting

    In conversation about 13 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jun-2025 04:17:01 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
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    • cpm

    @cpm

    1. I Immediately went to Phased Array.
    2. Claire called me at BFAM to meet for coffee.
    3. Wench immediately asked about Designs,
    Then she asked if it would scale.

    - Pissed off Elf at BFAM pre Tea/Coffee.
    Yes, it could scale ... at a much lower frequency.

    In conversation about 13 days ago from gnusocial.jp permalink

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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jun-2025 04:17:00 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
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    • cpm

    @cpm I explained PA with this image ...

    And how you could alter frequency, power, range with a fntastic amount of control depending on power...and that could be conserved or unleashed depending on one's need or whim.

    Being a music person, she groked and launched forward.

    Also design request, use a fucking standard 18v "magazine" rechargeable battery from Ryobi/DeWalt/Milwaukee ...

    With Pizos, that's easier.

    In conversation about 13 days ago from mstdn.social permalink

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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Jun-2025 03:59:34 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf

    Penzeys puts Chicken T.A.C.O. Seasoning on sale, for "no reason"

    https://boingboing.net/2025/06/02/penzeys-puts-chicken-t-a-c-o-seasoning-on-sale-for-no-reason.html

    In conversation about 15 days ago from mstdn.social permalink

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      Penzeys puts Chicken T.A.C.O. Seasoning on sale, for "no reason"
      from Jennifer Sandlin
      In a masterful trolling of Trump, Penzeys Chicken T.A.C.O. Seasoning goes on sale, for "no reason" at all, of course.
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 30-May-2025 06:17:21 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
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    • feld

    @feld
    Right?

    In conversation about 18 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 08:32:24 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
    • cpm

    @cpm So Claire is flying back from Florida tonight and is bringing hot sauce (implied, for me).

    Yes this is a TSA agent holding a bottle of hot sauce that has "Explosive" written in rather bold lettering.

    I'm so amused Imma pee.

    In conversation about a month ago from mstdn.social permalink

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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 08:32:22 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
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    • cpm
    • Andrew

    @cinebox @cpm Yeah. Her follow up text is that TSA Flunky *did* decide to challenge her and she pushed back.

    I think #TSA sets the IQ bar for agents at about 90, and that's the Top Out End.

    In conversation about a month ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 08:32:19 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
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    • cpm
    • Andrew

    @cinebox @cpm

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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 20-May-2025 12:05:40 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
    • MissConstrue
    • 𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"

    @MissConstrue @Lana I will not play games Pre Caffeine ... I will hop that counter and mainline beans.

    Making me think Before caffeine is unwise, unhealthy, and possibly terminal.

    Medium Coffee, Two Sugars.

    Anything beyond that isn't happening.

    And *correcting* me with made up size names, I *will* beat some fucker with the grinder and fill their squishy forms with ALL THE STIR STICKS!

    </rant>

    In conversation about a month ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 20-May-2025 12:05:38 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
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    • MissConstrue
    • 𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"

    @anne_twain @MissConstrue @Lana

    The cafe I loved in Santa Cruz had some visitors from Silly Valley once.

    They: Late, fast free, double shot, decaf, two pumps of caramel, sugar free, nonfat whip.

    ... and another in the same vane.

    All of us regulars are bracing for impact (Stout was a dick, but he was Our dick).

    Stout (Manager/Head Barista): If you wanted a glass of fucking water, why didn't you just ask for one?

    We: 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    They: Left for SBux up the block.

    #coffee #OzCulture

    In conversation about a month ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 20-May-2025 01:14:40 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf

    Works!

    #PayPhone #2600

    In conversation about a month ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 18-May-2025 08:34:34 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf
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    • feld

    @feld @Szescstopni Oh no. Remember, according to them, your platform is *Their* platform because, "town hall" or something.

    In conversation about a month ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 18-May-2025 08:02:33 JST `Da Elf `Da Elf

    @Szescstopni
    1. State Law! State Law! Which is how we ended up here after RvW got nixed.

    2. Section 230 is *always* under attack.

    Which is hysterical because the folk that most want it gone, are the *Most Likely* to get sued into a smoldering crater (liable / defamation) if it's tanked. [ALso it'll fundamentally break social media, comment sections, and the whole fucking Web at large.

    In conversation about a month ago from mstdn.social permalink
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    I make things, I fix things, and quite often break things. A Silicon Valley refugee having lived in the Pacific North West, recently returned to my home, #SantaCruz after too long away.Three decades in the world of computers and most of it developing the Internet (largely as a Web Thing, but not really).#Ally #Beer #Dogs #Outdoors #Food #Cooking #WestCoast #Seattle #SantaCruz #UNIX #OpenSource #SelfHosting #UrbanWalking #WiFi #CafeComputing #Geekosterone

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