Notices by `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)

@feld If I were the ICE dude to her left she'd be face-down, in my cuffs, and I'd hand her back an M4 in its smallest components (and I'm keeping the bolt carrier for a while).

The hell. I thought these people knew how to use these things.

So. LA Weekly, liberal weekly rag like in every mazor city, has CloudFlare checking for "Are You Human" ... On Their RSS Feed page.

I had to look in the logs to find the 403 (because that was easier than loading the page, which I had to do anyway to find the Actual problem).

Well, no ... my NextCloud News + AndroidApp and any other reader are, in fact, Not a human behind a browser. Fancy that.

#RSS #CDN #Fail

Oh look. Someone gave a little girl an assault rifle and didn't teach her how to use it.

https://www.rawstory.com/kristi-noem-2671696562/

@feld
@thegibson

Why do I have a feeling Enoch Root is going to cameo?

Now reading:

Fall; Or, Dodge in Hell - Neal Stephenson

We've sent your one-time passcode to ***Foo***. This passcode will expire after 10 minutes.

Thirty minutes later, no EMail.

@feld @lrvick
Poverty EV ... ROARING LAUGHTER.

@feld @lrvick Our Import Workforce has a sketch concept of what is "Cool", as I've learned over the years. Sometimes I want to have a (MANDATORY) Class where I explain things like.... "Just, No".

@jeffowski Also:
* Tampons => Pokey Wounds.
* Maxi Pads => Slashey Wounds.

They *work* (used both in the field in a pinch) and they're usually handy.

I see in this thread much pearl-clutching vis-a-vis Shootings, but all of these tools work for Everyday sort of stuff, like say, a construction site, or extended camping trip. People get hurt and bleed all the time from things other than gunshot wounds (tampons and packing tape).

Ever seen a hiker fall and get skewered by a stick?

#BePrepared

cw Mental Health, angry Elf

My partner has been fed so many pills in the last few months I'm going insane myself it Imma burn a hospital to the ground.

It's that she needs to talk (not to me in these cases), not shovel more pills down.

I (almost) have a degree in fucking psychology, I consider psychiatry a legal drug distribution system that still shadows all the legal weed in the US.

I'm the one that gets to clean up the mess.

Imma throw a punch soon.

#Pharmaceuticals
#NotHelping

M.I.A. - "Bad Girls" (Official Video) - YouTube

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2uYs0gJD-LE&pp=ygUTYmFuZ2luZyBvbiBteSBjaGVzdA%3D%3D

@feld @kajer @mkljczk
ten folk have his back is what I see.

@feld @kajer @mkljczk
My ex wants me to dig up half of California.

Joy

I'll do it because it amuses me.

@feld @kajer @mkljczk

Not exceptional.

Look.

Taking a line is Easy Peasy.

Frustration is that shit fucks can't understand that they're exposed.

This is the world I live in.

Crap, that.

Wanna talk about China or NorK or everything else I gotta fight with?

I don't get paid for this.

I like to fight.

Wallow with a pig, you get dirty and the pig likes it.

@feld @kajer @mkljczk
Ma Bell can kiss my skinny white ass.

SS7

@feld @kajer @mkljczk

* " invented free Wi-Fi this is my gift to folk.

Cloud storage, invented that as well.

I have my moments.

@kajer @feld @mkljczk

BBS died.

I learned to hack SysV and trashed AT&T to keep my mom from getting thousand dollar bills.

Walking back isn't possible.

My friend David passed

He wrote this series (I'm two hundred meters where he used to be CTO .. crunchy)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ym-DEzSRA4

@feld @kajer @mkljczk

Oh fuck.

We gonna play this?

@kajer @feld @mkljczk

IRC

@kajer @feld
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