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@ryanc @amy @cR0w Edge uptime can't support that many nines.

@ryanc @Epic_Null @cR0w

@ryanc @Epic_Null @cR0w Sadly, it's the only way.

@ryanc @Epic_Null @cR0w so, was it a stale value in the reporting tool then? I'm trying to think of some fun ways to fuck with this... but will probably send you pages at 3am

@ryanc @Epic_Null @cR0w

clearly allowing 0/0 is bad

@ryanc @cR0w just wait until someone breaks that seal (using Sev1 Sev2 tags, not the drone strike)

@ryanc @cR0w carry on then

:ablobcatpopcorn:

@ryanc :(

maybe it's just the cable?

@ryanc CAA as in DNS

@ryanc @weirdunits

CCA per CAA

@ryanc espresso powder tend to enhances chocolate, try chocolate waffles

@ryanc oh!

Thr 2d barcode scanner that didn't output the barcode data, but Urls instead?

@ryanc that's was my job

@ryanc peak

@ryanc But, did you provide an example?

@ai6yr our entire development works runs on ssh. Cortex thinks this is a problem.

This external entity was accessed using 0 distinct ports. Based on our machine learning models, this connection was flagged as suspicious

It was ssh... I'm using SSH.

@ryanc @ricci oh my

@ryanc my final guess: a tool used for nerd-sniping

@ryanc my next guess is some sort of "mouse jiggler" for touch sensitive things