Notices by Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)

Hey chat, what sort of animal is this?

@bstacey this toot wins the #Monsterdon

I honestly have no idea where this movie is going - presumably a rampage and the children calming him down, but... ???

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Look the feet of this box are riveting but I signed up for Yeti

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Oho there's corporate rivalry - I didn't know this was the prequel to Jurassic Park

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I ... I ... can't decide if these lyrics are awful or genius ...

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Holy shit I want to make EVERY entrance to EVERYWHERE with that door

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Those ladies: "Oh my I couldn't see that gigantic 50 foot hairy man until I put my spectacles on"

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I honestly think it would have been great to be an extra in this movie

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Yeti kicking out all the windows is just truly the best thing, every movie needs a sequence like this

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Yeti doin yoga on the roof

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Uh wait why would this high-altitude creature need more oxygen, shouldn't they be like removing oxygen or something

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I think what'd really drive it home that the yeti is not doing well would be if we'd see his nipple deflate right about now

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Hoping one of these Canadian flags gets used as a spear at some point

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"A family?"

"All highly developed mammals have one Cliff"

Cliff: 💀

Okay, Yeti has a 💯 hair care regimen but a 0️⃣ skincare routine

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🎵 fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum

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Oh yeah this soundtrack is really goin off the hook now

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I keep thinking about much money they must have spent on that nipple and I expect we are going to see it again, I'm just trying to guess in what context

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"We now interrupt this marketing scene for commercials" - Tubi

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