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   Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:33 JST Rob Ricci

   Error: your email address must contain at least one upper case letter, number, and special character

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:18 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: Password cannot be the date of your death.

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:19 JST Rob Ricci

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     Warning: Password is going to be really embarrassing when it's revealed in a data breach.

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:20 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: Password has been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:20 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: Password is fine probably but it looks like you know about computers, I've been having this problem with my printer can you take a look at it.

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:21 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: Passwords? In this economy?

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:22 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: password may not trigger a backdoor in xz

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:22 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: Password does not spark joy.

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:23 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: Special character in password does not feel special enough, spend more quality time with it and would it kill you to sometimes bring home some flowers or something.

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:24 JST Rob Ricci

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     Username expired: log in to change it

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:24 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: password must contain one letter and one number.

     No, seriously, password can only be two characters long.

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:25 JST Rob Ricci

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     Objection: password irrelevant

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:26 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: password cannot remind me of her, how could you do this to me

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:27 JST Rob Ricci

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     Security question: Like, what is security, really, anyway, man?

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:27 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: password cannot be AI generated, cheater

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:28 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: password cannot hurt admin's feelings

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:29 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: your password must contain your mother's maiden name

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:29 JST Rob Ricci

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     Security question: what was your first password?

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:30 JST Rob Ricci

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     Your username strength is: 🟥 weak

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:31 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: password cannot be a valid Perl program

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:31 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: username cannot contain ASCII

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:32 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: new password must match one of your last five passwords

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 17:58:33 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: password already in use by another user

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2025 01:16:03 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: password must have:

     * Two special characters
     * That have a conversation
     * About something other than a man

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2025 01:16:04 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: For sale: one password, never used

     Chris Were ⁂🐧📰🌱☕ and Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: repeated this.
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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2025 01:16:05 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: In order to reduce our impact on the environment, passwords must be recycled.

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2025 01:16:05 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: If you ever want to see your password again, leave $50,000 in small unmarked bills under the Oak Street bridge at midnight.

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2025 07:16:16 JST Rob Ricci

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     • Tim Hergert

     @cjust excuse me I think that is a lie

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     Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2025 07:16:16 JST Tim Hergert

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     @ricci

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     Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2025 07:16:17 JST Tim Hergert

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     @ricci my new password is

     ILikeBigButts

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Thursday, 06-Nov-2025 09:18:00 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: password is not a place of honor, no highly esteemed login is commemorated here

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Thursday, 06-Nov-2025 09:18:01 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: that's the kind of password an idiot would put on his luggage!

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Thursday, 06-Nov-2025 09:18:02 JST Rob Ricci

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     Password warning: What if our special characters... 👉 👈 😳

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Thursday, 06-Nov-2025 09:18:02 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: password must be this tall 🫳 to ride

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Dec-2025 15:17:29 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: password will soon be visited by three ghosts

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Dec-2025 15:17:30 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: A password

     * may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm

     * must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law

     * must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Monday, 25-May-2026 15:47:46 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: password must contain:

     Three lower case letters for the Elven-kings under the sky,
     Seven upper case letters for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
     Nine digits for Mortal Men doomed to die,
     One special character for the Dark Lord on his dark throne;
     In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

     One username to rule them all, one password to find them,
     A second factor to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them;
     In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Monday, 25-May-2026 15:47:47 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: "average password has 3 special characters" factoid actualy just statistical error. average password has 0 special characters. Ümläüts Gëörg, who lives in cave & types over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Monday, 25-May-2026 15:47:47 JST Rob Ricci

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     It is a truth universally acknowledged that a new account in possession of a verification code must be in want of a better password than that, you fool, you absolute buffoon

     Ryan Castellucci (they/them) :nonbinary_flag: repeated this.
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     Rob Ricci (ricci@discuss.systems)'s status on Monday, 25-May-2026 15:47:48 JST Rob Ricci

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     Error: password was delicious, so cold and so sweet