Notices by Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)

#ShamelesslyStolenFromQuora

@cwebber not since the folks in my apartment building circulated that petition

@VeroniqueB99 The Dunning-Kruger Menace

@ryanc @gsuberland the jigsaw will be far more precise than sawsall. Not saying that you couldn't do it with one, but I know that I would probably cut outside the lines with a sawsall.

@Viss

@BrianJopek I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."

@BrianJopek I just like that statement for it's sheer irony.

@BrianJopek it has been said that profanity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.

Big if true

@jerry @bielsubob So - we're just kinda saving USENET for a complete and total social media apocalypse.

@catsalad

Larry Ellison can gargle my balls.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/larry-ellison-says-us-other-141517757.html

Me and my boys when someone from C suite storms into the SOC demanding to immediately know what we're doing about APT$$

#Sales describing the $product while #Support is trying to conduct the live demo

@mischievoustomato

@prettygood @raccoon I feel like this mousepad was manufactured from some sort of repurposed template

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr

Tired: Calling someone a pussy
Wired: Calling someone a panty hamster

So they've gone and closed Houston's airports preemptively anticipating the incoming "wintery mix."

Or, perhaps, it's to ensure that Ted Cruz does not try to escape to Cancun as the cold weather approaches?

Who can say?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/all-houston-airports-to-close-ahead-of-arctic-front/ar-AA1xu3kC

#CancunCruz

@SecurityWriter and yet - I am somehow reminded of this little exchange on Reddit