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Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Jul-2026 04:16:25 JST Tim Hergert
in reply to
- Patrick C Miller :donor:
@patrickcmiller inexplicably - these taxis repeatedly keep trying to make a hard right.

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Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 10-Jul-2026 07:45:13 JST Tim Hergert
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- Patrick C Miller :donor:
@patrickcmiller i hear they're still going though the logs.

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Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Jul-2026 00:07:15 JST Tim Hergert

♫ When a problem comes along . . . ♪
#Shitpost #Shitposting #Devo
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1. The image shows a shelf in a store with several boxes of Dare Whippet Dark Chocolate Marshmallow Cookies. The main focus is on a box in the center, which is prominently displayed. The box has a purple background with a stylized wave of dark brown and gold. The brand name "Whippet" is written in large, white, sans-serif letters across the top half of the box. Below the brand name, there's a circular badge that says "MADE WITH REAL CHOCOLATE" in white text. The central image on the box is a close-up of two Whippet cookies. One cookie is whole and dark brown, appearing to be coated in chocolate. The second cookie is cut in half, revealing a thick, white marshmallow filling sandwiched between the dark chocolate coating and a dark cookie base. Several dark chocolate sticks, which appear to be part of the cookie, are also visible in the background on the box. Text on the box includes "Dare" in a red oval logo at the top left, and a "Health Canada" label with a magnifying glass icon, indicating it's "High in Sat fat Sugars". The product is identified as "Dark Chocolate Marshmallow Cookies" and the weight is listed as "250 g". There are also claims like "Made with 70% cocoa", "No Artificial Flavours", and "No Artificial Sweeteners". A small "Canada made better." logo is also present. To the right of the main box, another identical box of Whippets is partially visible, suggesting they are lined up on the shelf. To the left, a portion of a cardboard box, possibly for other products, is visible. Below the cookies, a price tag is attached to the shelf. It's a white electronic tag with a yellow section displaying "LIMIT 1" and the price "2.99 EA". Below that, smaller text indicates "AFTER LIMIT PAY 4.29 EA" and the product name "DARE WHIPPET NOIR ORIGINAL". Further down the shelf, other products are visible, including boxes with "MINI" branding and some with French text "NOUVEAU", suggesting a variety of other snack items. The lighting appears to be standard retail store lighting, creating a slightly cool overall tone. The composition is a medium shot, focusing on the product packaging and its immediate surroundings on the shelf.
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Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jun-2026 09:47:18 JST Tim Hergert

#USPol #Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
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1. friendostradick Removal of his name from the Kennedy Center should be received like the fall of the Berlin Wall. People need to be gathering and partying there. Make it so big that media almost HAVE to cover it. Drive the Mad King even madder.
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Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jun-2026 04:22:33 JST Tim Hergert
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- 𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"
@Lana
a Japanese helmsman on the bridge only 20 years after the internment camps
I think that one thing missing from this commentary is: yes, this is shortly after the Japanese internment camps.
With the character portrayed by an actor who was actually detained in one of these camps!

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Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 06-May-2026 11:42:08 JST Tim Hergert

#Shitposting #Shitpost #AI #ShamelesslyStolenFromBlueSky
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1. Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com It's on OpenClaw. It's literally on RunPod. It's on Hugging Face Spaces with demos. It's literally on Gemini CLI. You can probably find it on Cursor. Dude it's on Modal. It's a Replit model. You can run it on Devin Al. You can go to Lovable and run it. Log onto vO by Vercel right now 10:37 AM - Apr 30, 2026 @ Everybody can reply
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Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Thursday, 19-Mar-2026 23:14:02 JST Tim Hergert

The fact that these words make a coherent sentence describing a real world event gives me pause about the fragile nature of the human psyche.
The fact that I understand the reference gives me pause about the fragile nature of my own goddamn psyche.
#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #Shitpost #Shitposting
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1. “| got rugged, Tone. That hawk tuah chick, she wiped me out. | thought her coin was the future”
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Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Mar-2026 00:06:44 JST Tim Hergert

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
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1. The image is a close-up photograph focusing on a black medical alert bracelet worn on a person's hand. The bracelet consists of a black metal chain and a central black rectangular bar. On the bar, there is a white engraving of the Star of Life, a widely recognized medical symbol, positioned on the left side. To the right of the symbol, the phrase "Just throw me in the trash" is engraved in a clean, white, sans-serif font, arranged in three lines. The bracelet is wrapped around the person's wrist, resting across the palm and fingers. The skin of the hand is visible, showing natural skin tones and fine details such as creases and texture. The background is out of focus, with hints of green and gray textures, suggesting a soft, possibly fabric surface. The lighting is even, highlighting the contrast between the black bracelet and the white engraving. The composition is centered on the bracelet, drawing attention to its message and medical symbol.
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Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 07-Mar-2026 00:05:49 JST Tim Hergert

Happy #PushToProdFriday everyone.
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1. The meme is divided into three horizontal sections. The top section contains white text that reads "Me: deploys on a friday". The middle section displays "Production:" in white text. Below this text is a screenshot of the character Private, a penguin from "Madagascar", holding a lit matchstick and a stick of dynamite. Private has a wide, enthusiastic smile and his eyes are wide open. He is standing in what appears to be a room with a decorated Christmas tree in the background. The word "Kaboom?" is written in white text across the bottom of this section, suggesting a potential explosion. The bottom section features a screenshot of the penguin characters Skipper and Rico, also from "Madagascar". Skipper, a more serious-looking penguin, is to the left with his arms behind his back and a sly expression. Rico, a larger, more robust penguin, is looking at Skipper with a neutral expression, with another smaller penguin in the background peeking out from behind Rico. The text "Yes Rico, kaboom" is written in white across the bottom of this section, implying Rico's enthusiastic agreement to the impending explosion. The composition uses a split-screen format to convey a humorous narrative about the potential consequences of deploying software on a Friday, using the characters' dialogue and expressions to represent the situation. The scene itself has a slightly dark and comical tone, with the lit dynamite and the Christmas tree adding to the absurdity.
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Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Mar-2026 06:28:31 JST Tim Hergert
- prettygood
@prettygood
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1. Bit of both. Both? Both of them. Por qué no las dos? Is it too much to ask for both? Both of them. Both. Both? Both. Both. Both. Both is good. Bit of both.
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Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 30-Jan-2026 09:59:01 JST Tim Hergert

I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE TRY ASKING COPILOT #AI
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1. The image displays a screenshot of an article or webpage. At the top, in a smaller font, are the words "MONEY" followed by a right arrow and "MARKETS", indicating navigation or categorization. The main title of the article is prominently displayed in a large, bold, serif font: "What Went Wrong With Microsoft Stock?". Below the title, there is a circular profile picture on the left. This picture shows a stylized graph with a green upward trend line, set against a dark, possibly starry, background. To the right of this image, the author information is presented. It begins with "By Trefis Team," which is underlined, suggesting it's a link. Following that is "Contributor.", then an information icon (a circle with an 'i' inside), and then the text "Building a platform to do the job of 1 million analysts for Great Speculations". The phrase "Great Speculations" is also underlined, indicating it's likely a link. Below the author information, there is a rectangular button with rounded corners, colored a light blue outline and white interior. The text "Follow Author" is written in blue on this button. Finally, at the bottom of the visible section, the publication details are listed: "Published Jan 29, 2026, 08:28am EST" and "Updated Jan 29, 2026, 12:32pm EST".
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Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 30-Jan-2026 01:30:17 JST Tim Hergert

So it goes . . .
#Shitpost #Shiposting #Shitpooooost #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
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1. kingstonwrites Orwell gets mentioned a lot but a leader starting World War III because they didn't win a peace prize is the most Kurt Vonnegut ending to humanity | can possibly imagine.
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Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Jan-2026 10:53:50 JST Tim Hergert

Found in the archives - re-posting for no particular reason at all. . .
#Shitpooooost #Shipost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
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1. The image features a piece of street art on a pale, off-white surface, possibly a poster or a wall. The artwork depicts Princess Leia from Star Wars, stylized in a stencil-like fashion, rendered in solid black. She is positioned to the right of the artwork and is holding a spray can in her right hand, suggesting she is the one who created the graffiti. Above Leia, and to the left, are the words "FUCK THIS IMPERIALIST BULLSHIT" in bold, dripping red lettering, as if sprayed onto the surface. The red color contrasts sharply with the black and white elements of the image, making the text very prominent. The drips of red paint add a sense of urgency and emphasize the aggressive tone of the message. The composition is framed with a portion of a gray, vertical column on the left and the blurry background on the right. In the background, there is a street scene with a glimpse of a car, a building, and trees, suggesting that the artwork is located outdoors. There is strong sunlight coming from the right side of the image, casting shadows on the ground. At the bottom right corner, the hashtag #MrMahaffey is visible in small font.
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Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 13-Dec-2025 12:24:24 JST Tim Hergert

I used to work at McDonald's in my youth. Can confirm
#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #Shitpost #Shitposting
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1. The image is a humorous meme composed of three distinct sections, playfully suggesting an unconventional method for the production of McDonald's apple pie filling. The top left section displays an industrial scene with a bright orange, molten substance being poured from a metal container. The substance has a flowing, lava-like appearance, suggesting extreme heat and viscosity. The background shows industrial equipment and a metallic structure. The top right section is in black and white and depicts a person in what appears to be a protective suit, possibly a hazmat suit or a heat-resistant garment. The person is using a long tool to manipulate a pool of the same bright orange, molten substance seen in the first image. The setting appears to be an outdoor, possibly rocky environment. The bottom section presents a close-up image of a McDonald's apple pie. The pie is golden brown, showing a crispy and textured crust. It is placed on a white plate, with the McDonald's logo visible on a red wrapper or napkin underneath. The color palette is limited but effective, with the bright orange of the "filling" standing out against the industrial backgrounds and the golden brown of the pie. The meme's layout is straightforward, with the text "McDonald's Making the Filling for their Apple Pies in the '80s" at the top, tying the three images together and establishing the joke.
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Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Dec-2025 11:14:56 JST Tim Hergert

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr #Shitpost #Shitposting
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1. sandersstudies Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :) marlynnofmany Me: "Cat, why? Where has this tail been?" Cat: "Perhaps | explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps | sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. | love our little mysteries."
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Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Dec-2025 11:49:28 JST Tim Hergert
in reply to
- Coach Sankhavaram ®
- GayDeceiver
@paninid @GayDeceiver
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1. Matthew Black @MatthwBlack The thing is, Die Hard wasn't a Christmas movie originally. The script was changed by Constantine in 336 to align it with the Sol Invictus festival. 8:41 - 20 Dec 18 - Twitter for iPhone 1,520 Retweets 5,328 Likes The Messianic Secret @Messianic.. - 10h + Replying to @MatthwBlack and @UnvirtuousAbbey IT WAS DECLARED A CHRISTMAS MOVIE AT THE COUNCIL OF NICEA I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO GET ANGRY ABOUT THIS
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Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 05-Dec-2025 04:01:36 JST Tim Hergert

Fantastic DIY #Flock camera detector (WIP) from Chuck Toussieng
He reports that he
a) will work on a case once he's ironed everything out
b) will post to Github as well, after a) is complete
#FlockCameras
https://chuckt.com/
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Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 28-Nov-2025 14:02:40 JST Tim Hergert

#Shitposting #Shitpost
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1. Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social I made a "how do you do, fellow kids?" joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme. So "how do you do, fellow kids?" is now an example of "how do you do, fellow kids?" November 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM MUSIC BAND HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS?
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Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 22-Nov-2025 12:27:04 JST Tim Hergert

#Shitposting #Shitpost #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite #fallout4 #fallout
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1. oli - Civilfallout (UK) X @civilfallout This is the sort of thing you'll see in a Fallout terminal along with two skeletons nearby who died fighting each other @ Kevlar @CEOOfSIudge I have an alarm set every 37 minutes that emits a frequency only my neighbor Greg can hear | hate him so much 12:09 PM - Oct 27, 2024
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Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 21-Nov-2025 12:50:55 JST Tim Hergert
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- Coach Sankhavaram ®
- Matt Hall
@401matthall @paninid
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1. (#) thekinglemingle Follow i. Juns, 2024 | referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment
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