Notices by Tim Hergert (cjust@infosec.exchange)

@prettygood @raccoon I feel like this mousepad was manufactured from some sort of repurposed template

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Tired: Calling someone a pussy
Wired: Calling someone a panty hamster

So they've gone and closed Houston's airports preemptively anticipating the incoming "wintery mix."

Or, perhaps, it's to ensure that Ted Cruz does not try to escape to Cancun as the cold weather approaches?

Who can say?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/all-houston-airports-to-close-ahead-of-arctic-front/ar-AA1xu3kC

#CancunCruz

@SecurityWriter and yet - I am somehow reminded of this little exchange on Reddit

Explaining tackling technical debt to senior management.

@Jargoonco @TheBreadmonkey

@georgetakei It's the perfect thing to bring to anyone hosting a 'Donner Party'

@HamonWry If heard these referred to as "teachable moments for curious children left unattended in cars"

@TheBreadmonkey

@JenMsft with that little DuoLingo fella - looks like you might have gotten off easy . . .

I was having a nice day until I saw this and have made the executive decision to make it all y'all's problem as well

This just popped into one of my feeds - I think that it's a great story about a someone meeting the man.

I'm sorry, I thought this was America.

@ATLeagle @Infoseepage @DrOinFLA it's paid for itself in a couple of sessions with lunch meat.

(I've named him Mr. Slicey in honor of Bruce Campbell's Chuck Finley )

@ATLeagle @Infoseepage @DrOinFLA super happy right now that I bought my own meat slicer.

Sure they laughed at me then ...

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You will certainly not regret following @lisamelton

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@georgetakei I don't understand these new Olympic sports