Notices by GayDeceiver (gaydeceiver@mstdn.social)

Eventually, Prince Adam and Skeletor put their differences aside and realized their rivalry was all performative.

Prince Adam abdicated the throne and ran away with Skeletor.

They now manage the most adorable Bed and Breakfast in one of the most picturesque and beautiful parts of Eternia, the Eternal Forest of Bliss.

Non-scientific opinion, but experientially trueish.

If you work in IT ... in any capacity ... and you are successful ...

You might be at least a tiny bit neurodivergent.

I know I am. Totally undiagnosed, of course. But I know I am.

"You kids and your autism. We didn't have autism when I was a kid. It's not real," said Nana as she dusted her thimble collection, the largest in her state.

I am now convinced that the SISU movies are heavily influenced by Tarantino.

Meanwhile, somewhere in California,

“You’re Ted Cruz!”
“How do you know?”
“You’re trending on social media.”
“Am … I?”
“Yeah! Look …”
“SIGH”

When everything is done, and we have come out on the other side, do not be surprised if the coffers have been ransacked. I won't.

"You know that rhyme, 'the fork ran away with the spoon'? I am the product of that forbidden love," declared the spork as he took another drink at the bar.

@thomasfuchs AOL will become the portal to the Internet.

"Dear gods, it's full of glitter!"

2002: A Gay Odyssey

Meanwhile, at the Disney Princess Lounge,

"I hate how standards have deteriorated. I mean, it was bad enough when we had to allow Princess Leia and President Padme to the lounge, but now we have to allow this commoner? What's her name? Ripley?"
"I'll have you know that I can kick all of your asses, magical powers or not."

Dismantle the patriarchy by being a good parent, treating everyone with respect, and leading by example.

My German-speaking friends ... I asked a German-language site if I could make up a word to mean feeling rage for someone receiving completely undeserved good fortune, and it told me it would be something like ...

Unverdientgutbehandlungswut

Is it wrong?

Would I be upset if someone I like is in the Epstein Files? Not really. I mean, I found out this year what a terrible human Neil Gaiman is, so moving forward, I will make the assumption that anyone with loads of money and means will probably be in that list. Regular folk rules don't apply after you've made a certain amount of money.

John Mastodon doesn’t need to establish dominance, because he knows that no one compares to him.

#JohnMastodonDay

"You work in IT?"
"I sure do"
"Are you one of those furries?"
"Oh no. I wish. I'm only a sysadmin. You have to be at least secadmin to be a furry."

Tonight’s Christmas movie: Die Hard, where a bunch of super attractive and hot Germans try a heist only to be stopped by a NYPD cop who does it all just to save his marriage.

US News, 2035:

In an unprecedented move, Netflix acquires the Disney Company, making Netflix the one and only entertainment conglomerate on the planet. All hail Netflix!

Let us remember that the Puritans chose to leave Europe and settle in America because they were religious extremists.

They weren't very much liked in Europe, like at all.

"But there are Democrats in the documents!"
"So?"
"Democrats!"
"I don't care if there are Popes in those documents. If they did the deed, they need to pay."

Happy #InternationalMensDay to all the guys out there who have decided that it stops with them and sought therapy and the kind of support network that will allow them to live full, healthy, emotionally aware lives … and not die of a heart attack at age 40 because “emotions are for sissies.”