Notices by GayDeceiver (gaydeceiver@mstdn.social)

Big Brother IS watching ... and he's kind of grossed out.

He works out to keep his demons at bay. His demons love bragging about having such a cut bro as their charge.

We have a new Pope. He’s American, from Chicago’s South Side. He believes that you must lead by serving those in need first. Some people call this woke … and it’s infuriating the Christofascists.

Keep at it, Leo. Keep at it.

In a move that appears to throw a holy hand grenade to fascists worldwide, the Illuminati, the 13 Families, and the Lizard People tell the Vatican Conclave to elect the first American Pontiff, a man born and raised in Chicago’s South Side … who has been supportive of Pope Francis’ changes.

Bureaucracies grow to fill the space they need.

Bureaucracies cannot be shrunk easily.

Bureaucracies have a life of their own.

If you try to cut them back, they bite ...

I feel so bad for the guys at the Onion ... this reality is so freaking ridiculous ...

Some folks can pass as cisgender hetero individuals.

Some are not able.

Our job is to create safe spaces so everyone can be their true selves.

@Jorsh I felt the same way whenever I kissed a girl, and I never magically became hetero.

Jon Stewart is younger than Paul Rudd.

Let that sink in.

“You’re the WHORE OF BABYLON!”
“I wish!”
“WHAT?”
“The Whore if Babylon makes so much money on OnlyFans. I wish I could be that famous!”

Dick Tracy … it’s like they were trying to make a Batman competitor in bright primary colors but also noir.

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He died doing what he loved, explaining tariffs to maga people.

Dear Microsoft:

Office sucks.

Sincerely,

GayDeceiver

No auto made anywhere in the planet has all their parts made in the same country. Auto parts are now a global thing. So … yeah …

An old friend of mine wrote a book. I’m finally reading it (Kindle is reading it to me). I can’t put it down. It’s really good.

This old friend is a “might have been” — and I’m glad that we have reconnected.

WE ARE JILTED WICCAN GIRLFRIEND AND WE ARE GOING TO EMPOWER YOU WITH OUR RAGEGIRL METALCORE!

@aral I guess you're right ... it doesn't quite work ...

"Those cheeky rebels! They're going to attack the Death Star"
"How do you know?"
"It's in the chat"

Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom,

“This is why we don’t text.”