Notices by GayDeceiver (gaydeceiver@mstdn.social)

Jon Stewart is younger than Paul Rudd.

Let that sink in.

“You’re the WHORE OF BABYLON!”
“I wish!”
“WHAT?”
“The Whore if Babylon makes so much money on OnlyFans. I wish I could be that famous!”

Dick Tracy … it’s like they were trying to make a Batman competitor in bright primary colors but also noir.

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He died doing what he loved, explaining tariffs to maga people.

Dear Microsoft:

Office sucks.

Sincerely,

GayDeceiver

No auto made anywhere in the planet has all their parts made in the same country. Auto parts are now a global thing. So … yeah …

An old friend of mine wrote a book. I’m finally reading it (Kindle is reading it to me). I can’t put it down. It’s really good.

This old friend is a “might have been” — and I’m glad that we have reconnected.

WE ARE JILTED WICCAN GIRLFRIEND AND WE ARE GOING TO EMPOWER YOU WITH OUR RAGEGIRL METALCORE!

@aral I guess you're right ... it doesn't quite work ...

"Those cheeky rebels! They're going to attack the Death Star"
"How do you know?"
"It's in the chat"

Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom,

“This is why we don’t text.”

Vulcan displays of emotion

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“Common sense is not so common, so it falls on me to teach them,” she thought to herself as the mixed in the diuretic in the cake frosting.

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Friend: Which one, Mastodon or Bluesky?

Me: Mastodon has scientists and experts in their field who love to share about their lives, and everyone is super nice. Bluesky is not so much.

Friend:

Me: Mastodon is Star Trek. Bluesky is Star Wars.

Friend: Why didn’t you say that first?

Coffee so strong, it has a police record.

The Swasticar ... perfect name

A dramedy where a Swedish Lutefisk store in Manhattan is a front for the International Fascist Hunters Union, where each week the team of experts hunts down and destroys fascists in most hilarious ways, making people realize how ridiculously evil they are.

This year’s Superb Owls were amazing.