Notices by GayDeceiver (gaydeceiver@mstdn.social)

Someone looks like a Supermarionation puppet … like the “Thunderbirds Are Go” characters …

We have reached the point in the timeline where we don’t know whether or not the headlines are coming from the Onion.

File under, “This should be Onion News, but isn’t”

Watching the continuing circus that is the current majority in government

Apparently, the new president elect is upset that his corporate sponsor is being called the president elect.

By all means, if you’re doing it, stop.

Imagine getting a bunch of monkeys all riled up on caffeine and sugar, and then letting them loose in a room with priceless art ... that hides food inside or behind it.

That's how I imagine the next administration will be ... overstimulated hungry monkeys looking for food.

Elon, ancient and on his last legs, finally arrives to Mars with his team to build his colony for the ultra rich. He steps out of his spaceship, the first human to set foot on the Red Planet. Across the way, he sees a sign etched with lasers that says, “John Mastodon was here.” Musk drops to his knees and begins to weep in rage.

#JohnMastodonDay

The old Robber Barons at least pretended to care about the people by establishing centers for education, funding museums, funding charitable organizations, unlike the tech bro class of today.

Meanwhile, in North Dallas,

The controversial mega church once again engages in the masturbatory act of putting together the Christmas pageant that only draws attention to how out of touch they are.

For context look at videos of Prestonwood Baptist Church Christmas Pageant

When I was a member of a religious club, there was this huge emphasis on porn being bad, bad, bad.

Now that I don’t belong to that club, porn is just another thing out there … not something that is bad or good.

@socalgecko @elfkin

This reminds me of the Kimono packing scene in Best In Show.

https://youtu.be/BbXarsr1hyo?si=rKfgo9cNpRIqKtgP

All we can talk about is about how the end is coming, completely unaware that 100 years from now, all this will be history for others.

Remember when people who got caught wouldn’t brag about their crimes and would hide in shame instead?

Good times

Happy #InternationalMensDay to all my fellow carbon-based lifeforms who have learned to discover and value their masculinity in a positive, life-affirming way.

“Young lady, in this house we do Goth right. Go back upstairs and make sure your black eyeliner is not smeared!”
“Dad!”

“IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING THAT PHRASE YOU HEARD FROM THE PODCASTER, NOT ONLY ARE YOU NEVER, EVER GOING TO GET PLAY IN MY GARDEN, BUT I AM GOING TO TELL ALL THE GIRLS THAT YOU SAID IT AND THEN TRIED TO DO SOMETHING YOU SHOULDN’T. YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO TOUCH ANYONE UNLESS YOU MOVE TO ANOTHER STATE. UNDERSTAND???”

Trying my best to keep quiet as coworkers walk around talking about how the country is going down the drain today.

They love the red hats.

How to deal with angry jerks:

Remain calm. Don’t react. Speak in an even tone, like they’re crazy and you’re trying to keep them calm.

If that fails, that’s why you keep a tranq gun nearby.

Once more, for the people in the back:

Puerto Rico is a US Protectorate, and all its citizens are US citizens. Puerto Ricans (AKA Boriquas) are US citizens.

Puerto Ricans are not “Mexicans” or “Hispanics.”

Puerto Ricans are Americans. They don’t need a special Visa to travel to the United States.

Latin Americans know better than to mess around with Boriquas. TFG and his fascists are about to find out why.