Notices by GayDeceiver (gaydeceiver@mstdn.social)

@aral there's a whole lot of people who use their phone as their primary computer ... so just expanding the existing markets

Alien vs Predator: The Roommates

#HouseGuestsLeaveAMovie
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They should get a pimp slap for the idiotic stuff coming out of their mouths.

Dolly Parton has passed away.

I'm all weepy and teary eyed.

She was an awesome lady.

I will miss her.

We have a new roommate.

We will not be charging them anything, as they are our own private extermination corp.

Star Trek: The Undiscovered Timeline

#LongDayMovies
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Panoramic photo. Doesn’t do it justice, but is amazing.

Meteor Crater, AZ

Every Breath You Take — a respiratory technician’s diary of her love’s asthma treatment

#WhatTheSongIsReallyAbout
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@kpfssport it's a joke ... the #EagleTactical hashtag makes fun all of those insecure guys that overcompensate by pretending to be super dudes.

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Young ladies of class and culture are continually interested in engaging in carefree, enjoyable good times with one another

#LongWordASong
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In a rare moment of insight, Peepaw wondered if he was one of those "neurodivergents" the kids kept talking about as he continued to dust his extensive collection of commemorative shot glasses in his basement.

Watching the movie “Frankenstein,” and I realize that Victor was a total asshole. If he had been nicer to the creature, much would have been avoided.

But … that’s what you get with genius with giant ego and very little emotional intelligence.

Honestly… I thought that the Christian Rapture was a religious concept going back to the very beginning of the religion.

Nope. John Nelson Darby created it in the 1800s, after he had a fall and a knocked his nogging real hard.

Look him up. It’s a hoot.

@kimlockhartga

Single Books? That's hard. I recommend series ... these are ones that read and re-read because they are great places to visit.

The Bobverse Books
The Frank Herbert Dune Books
Wayfarers Books by Becky Chambers
Starship Troopers by Robert Heinlein
Prince Roger Books by John Ringo
Tiffani Aching Books by Terry Pratchett
The Void Trilogy by Peter F Hamilton
The Takeshi Kovacs Books by Richard K Morgan
Hyperion Books by Dan Simmons

@kimlockhartga

Non-fiction:

Lost Discoveries by Dick Teresi
Blink by Malcolm Gladwell
Truman by David McCullough
A People's History of the United States by Howard Zinn
The History of the Ancient World by Susan Wise Bauer
The Skeptic's Guide to American History by Mark A Stoler

In spite all my attempts at avoiding productivity ... I have actually done work today.

Rats

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@DuchessOfSnork @kimlockhartga @skinnylatte

You find the nuts and fruits north of San Francisco ... that's where all the little towns sit ... some of them give off pure hippie energy ... others give pure prepper/end of the world energy. :-)

Most of those towns are nice little hamlets ... but once in a while ... 🙂

You know someone is mainlining right-wing news when you say something about California, and they bring up the horrible homeless situation in all the streets of San Francisco and Los Angeles.