Notices by GayDeceiver (gaydeceiver@mstdn.social), page 2

The Girl Is Mine. Mine! Mine! MINE! MINEMINEMINE!

#DonaldDuckASongOrPoem

#HashTagGames

Did you know that Spanish Priests went and burned thousands of Mayan Codex rolls because they wanted to make sure Mayans would worship the right god? Joke’s on them, because the Mayans worship their same gods even to this day … they just dressed them as Catholic saints. and also, Mayans have rediscovered their written language and are learning it again in Mesoamérica.

Did you know that the Spanish Priests who established the California Mission network would get the native Indians into their town, and then sentence the Third Gender members of the native communities to death?

Did you know that there were many native peoples who learned about body shame from all the white missionaries who showed up to save them?

“Jesus take the wheel!”

Narrator: Alas, her gardener, Jesus, didn’t know how to drive.

“I’m an Orthodox Spaghetti Monster Church member. We know our fake god is made of milled wheat, not chickpea flour like the heretics say.”

Pro Tip: If you don’t have any gay friends but you still want to be an ally, you are allowed and encouraged to visit any pride event and hang out. Your awkward stance will give you away, and one of our more empathetic agents will take you under their wings.

#PrideMonth #pride2024 #allyship #allyship

Astronomers have indicated that they might have discovered evidence of Dyson spheres … which may mean alien civilizations.

Meanwhile, back on Earth, there are people who believe this planet is only about 6K years old and they can tell you to the minute when it all started.

TFG is proof positive that if you sell your soul to the Dark One for the so-called “right thing,” one day, all your sins will be touted out in public, but because of your devil bargain with Putin (and his efforts to destabilize democracies worldwide) … you might still get a second shot at the highest office in the land.

"I don't recall ever owning a droid," said Obi Wan, to which R2-D2 thought, "Yup, the future of the Republic in the hands of senility."

#MayThe4thBeWithYou
#MayTheFourthBeWithYou
#StarWarsDay
#HappyStarWarsDay

If I fits … I sits

In case we have forgotten, the more rabidly they want to erase LGBTQ people, the bigger their sequined closet ... and the larger the number of down-low boyfriends they have.

Done adulting for the day. I’ll be inside the pillow fort for the evening.

You can get so much more out of others if you treat them with respect and kindness … unless, of course, you have multiple doctorates in manipulation.

The Equine with No Identification

#SynonymASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

When you look at your canine companion and realize that a lot of mental health is tied to their well being.

@jacklaridian all I can think it’s Grease, when Sandy gets pierced and has to go to the bathroom to compose herself. :)

I know two trans individuals. I went to high school with one. I used to babysit the other. They’ve transitioned. They’re happy. That’s all that matters … the happiness that comes from being your true self.

“I miss the good old days, when Fascists and Nazis stayed in the shadows as a fringe group, you could afford a starter home at 25, and the only thing hanging over our heads was the extinction of the species through thermonuclear war.”

I told you I wasn’t possessed

#HashtagMyGravestone
#HashtagGames
#HashItOut