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Elon, ancient and on his last legs, finally arrives to Mars with his team to build his colony for the ultra rich. He steps out of his spaceship, the first human to set foot on the Red Planet. Across the way, he sees a sign etched with lasers that says, “John Mastodon was here.” Musk drops to his knees and begins to weep in rage.

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