“IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING THAT PHRASE YOU HEARD FROM THE PODCASTER, NOT ONLY ARE YOU NEVER, EVER GOING TO GET PLAY IN MY GARDEN, BUT I AM GOING TO TELL ALL THE GIRLS THAT YOU SAID IT AND THEN TRIED TO DO SOMETHING YOU SHOULDN’T. YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO TOUCH ANYONE UNLESS YOU MOVE TO ANOTHER STATE. UNDERSTAND???”