Notices by GayDeceiver (gaydeceiver@mstdn.social), page 3

Real Jesus: Feeds the hungry

Conservative Jesus: Rejects federal funding for school lunches

I wonder if Lucille Ball ever realized the impact she had in pop culture by approving not one, but two pilots for a little sci-fi show with a guy with pointy ears.
#StarTrek #LucilleBall #Desilu

@RickiTarr Iron Man. He could benefit from having some counseling. He was pretty much one bad decision away from becoming an archenemy.

"New Year! New Me!" he said as he dove, head first, into the tub of buttery mashed potatoes.

Jeanne D’Arc was having a crisis of faith before a decisive battle, and John Mastodon reminded her she was a pretty kickass chick breaking stereotypes left and right and that he taught her better than to wallow in self-doubt. She won.

#JohnMastodonDay

I tried leaving my neighborhood to get some grocery shopping done, and then I remembered it’s Black Friday … so I’m staying put.

Sex so good, you forget to shop for Black Friday.

When I was a member of a religious club, I had an accountability partner so that I would not be tempted to sin online.

My accountability partner hit on me in a M4M chat room.

Yeah … that stuff works perfectly … all the time … without doubt.

"I thought everyone got to be a werewolf, but no ..." said the Werecorgi.

“The whole memetic image of a witch being an old, wrinkled crone is a total load of doodoo. Witches come in all shapes and sizes, and they’ll make sure you know it,” said the frog formerly known as Steve.

Be nice to others. You never know how a kind word today may mean a spot in the survival bunker tomorrow.

CNN: Indicted!
MSNBC: Indicted!
CBS: Indicted!
The Indictment Channel: Indicted!
C-SPAN: Indicted!
The DYI Channel: Indicted!
The History Channel: Indicted by Aliens!

Fox News: Teenagers are being turned into woke liberals by pop music!

It’s Memorial Day weekend. We have skipped putting out all our red, white, and blue patriotic paraphernalia on the front lawn so we aren’t confused with a MAGA home.

I’m sure our multicultural neighborhood would be OK with it.

Fellow Mastodonians,

Be sure to thank your instance admin for their heroic hard work, especially now, as the bird site is down.

If you are able, provide them with a token of appreciation by way of monetary compensation. They will appreciate it.

#Today is the day I learn more coding.