Notices by 𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight" (lana@beige.party)

What in the performative nonsense fucking bullshit is this

They are disappearing people off the streets with gangs of masked gestapo and throwing them in concentration camps. And Chuck Schumer's strategy is to talk smug about spending cuts for 20 hours?? And it DOESN'T EVEN BLOCK A BILL?? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

I'm going to need elected Democrats to start giving at least one flying ratfuck about protecting our rapidly disappearing democracy. Our nation is LITERALLY circling the drain and you fucking fucks are worried about performing slightly better in the midterms.

Is this a joke?? Am I being punked?? PLEASE say April Fools. FUCKING PLEASE.

I'm going to cradle your face gently in both my hands when I say this because I need you to hear me.

If only citizens have the right to due process, then nobody has the right to due process.

Because once you're in custody on some trumped up charges, all it takes is for them to say you're not a citizen. And then you don't have the right to due process to prove them wrong. So I'm going to say it again.

If ONLY citizens have due process, then NOBODY has due process.

@arstechnica you know why.

Why wasn't he wearing a suit? Does he even own a suit? Very disrespectful. Has he even once ever said thank you to Greenland?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. JD Vance is like the dog that finally actually caught the car. He never wanted to be in politics in the first place. He's not good at it. He's a terrible negotiator and a worse diplomat. He couldn't find Greenland on a map, with color coded stickers and a giant neon arrow pointing directly at it. He's as stupid as he is vile, and his wife is so over his bullshit she's barely hiding her disdain behind a Reagan era Stepford haircut and enough 8:00 mimosas to tranquilize a giraffe.

But, despite all odds, somehow JD is here now, in a role he is utterly unsuited to, doing things he hates doing, with absolutely none of the skill set required to even approach a level of "barely competent" at doing it.

He caught the car. And now he has no idea what the fuck to do with it.

"What do you do for a living?"

Oh I click buttons.

I click these buttons 🎹 and then sometimes I also click 🖱️ these buttons for a while. Sometimes I have so many 🎹 buttons and 🖱️ buttons to click that I feel physically upset thinking about all the 🖱️🎹 buttons that need to be clicked. And then I click 📳these buttons for a while to destress and take my mind off the other buttons. But sooner or later I have to get back to clicking the 🎹 buttons or the 🖱️ buttons because if I don't click the 🖱️ buttons, people don't get paid. And if I click the 🎹 buttons in the wrong order, people get upset. So I keep clicking the 🖱️🎹 buttons and I get home and I'm so tired. So so tired. But really it's all just buttons... I just click buttons for money.

If we can't give due process to 8 million people then perhaps we shouldn't have criminalized 8 million people.

Cybertrucks have a major design flaw located directly behind the steering wheel.

Can't wait for whatever the fuck the next horrific scandal is going to be so we can all just fucking memoryhole the fact that Trump's DoD head committed espionage

What the actual fuck.

"We haven't yet reached the tipping point" they tell me as across the street, eight masked men in black clothing ziptie a Turkish student, disappear her into an unmarked van, and drive away.

We said Black Lives Matter.
You said all lives matter.

We said bodily autonomy
You said your body my choice.

We said trans rights.
You said what is a woman.

We said #MeToo.
You said #NotAllMen.

We said sensible gun control.
We said stop the bullets.
We said kids are dying.
We said schools should not be war zones.
You said thoughts and prayers.

Now you say Tesla protestors are terrorists.
So I'm going to hold your hand while I say this.
All cars matter.
Your car my choice.
What is a car.
#NotAllProtestors
Thoughts and prayers.

Well the good news is, the Trump regime definitely doesn't have any immediate plans to invade Greenland. Because if those did exist, Pete Hegseth would have drunk texted those plans directly to the editor of Teen Vogue or some shit.

Let's all keep in mind in the next few weeks that Jeffrey Goldberg, the journalist who broke this story, is not suicidal, does not have an opioid addiction, and is not prone to accidentally falling out of windows.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/trump-administration-accidentally-texted-me-its-war-plans/682151/

Calling all nerdy trans, emby, and LGBTQ+ allies So @Alice and I are starting up a Minecraft realm. If you want a place to hang out with some cool friends and maybe talk about the Resistance, come join us in Stonewall. We have... Well, not much so far. But we're building. Follow the signs. Follow the path.

https://realms.gg/3wtAzCgmUjwDvWo

Yes, AI, "Time" is, actually the most appropriate and useful response here. Thank you I am certainly not upset that you are contributing to a total global environmental collapse.

If having a tattoo of a rose means you're automatically a gang member, then wearing a cross around your neck automatically makes you a pedophile.

Tesla gets a lot of hate. But Xwitter deserves even more. But how do you protest a website that doesn't even have a physical location?

Easy. Xwitter runs on a data center with physical servers. Those servers have to exist somewhere in the world.

👇🏻Here, in fact. Right outside of Portland. 👇🏻

Portland, I hope you understand the assignment.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/1jDa79AsXqUgNjMSA
https://maps.app.goo.gl/UjC1e2WWTh2fdVaf8

If Elon does end up being forced to step down from Tesla, remember this:

1. They didn't ask him to step down after telling advertisers to go fuck themselves if they didn't want their products next to Twitter Nazis.

2. They didn't ask him to step down after doing a Nazi salute on live national TV.

3. They didn't ask him to step down after cutting veterans benefits, social security, Medicare, Medicaid, or USaid.

They could have.

But no. They're doing this because the stock prices are spiralling. And the only reason that's happening is because of the Tesla protests.

Keep going. Become ungovernable. It's working.