Notices by 𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight" (lana@beige.party)

Oh cool, literally exactly as I predicted 23 days ago.

https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-stock-drops-new-low-ipo-price-starship-launch-scrubbed-2026-7

I hate to say I told you so. But I literally did tell you so.

https://beige.party/@Lana/116795397010653803

I actually don't give a shit whether or not he was working here legally.
I actually don't give a shit whether or not she followed orders.
I actually don't give a shit whether or not he was carrying a gun.
I actually don't give a shit whether or not she had permission to protest.
I actually don't give a shit whether or not he was in antifa.
I actually don't give a shit whether or not she turned the wheel.
I actually don't give a shit what the fuck he said or to who.
I actually don't give a shit who the fuck she loved.
I actually don't give one flying fuck whether anyone involved had a warrant.

ICE DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO EXECUTE US.
PERIOD.

Actual photo of 2026 Republican leadership:

Ding dong the Mitch is dead
And Lindsay Graham
They both are dead
Ding dong the wicked bitch is dead

Tech writers: "GenAI"
My brain: "ah yes, the one that follows GenZ".

If Every Job Interview Was Like Tech Jobs

JOB CANDIDATE: Hi, I'd like to work at your company

MCDONALD'S MANAGER: Nice. Do you have any line cook experience?

CANDIDATE: Yep I can line cook in hamburger, hamburger plus, hamburger plus plus, and cheeseburger.

MANAGER: Great we would love for you to work at our company.

CANDIDATE: Awesome! I can start Monday...

MANAGER: Please first solve these hamburger riddles.

CANDIDATE: Wait what?

MANAGER: You need to solve two riddles over the phone and then five more riddles in the actual store to get the job.

CANDIDATE: Is... solving riddles part of the job?

MANAGER: No we just think they're cute.

CANDIDATE: Well that feels kinda pointless and stup-

MANAGER: You only have nine minutes left to solve your first hamburger riddle. Do you wish to give up?

CANDIDATE: Whoa whoa whoa no no sorry I do need this job I just... you know what, nevermind what's the first riddle?

MANAGER: Your mother is a hashbrown and your father is a filet-o-fish. How many pickles go on the bun?

CANDIDATE: wut

MANAGER: Please make sure your solution is in pickles per femtosecond.

CANDIDATE: Uhhh no pickles. Right? Because you don't put pickle slices on hashbrowns or fish.

MANAGER: Hmmm you gave your answer in discrete units of pickles. I'll have to mark you down for that.

CANDIDATE: But I-

MANAGER: Moving on to the next riddle!

CANDIDATE: How many of these do I have to answer right to get the job??

MANAGER: All of them.

CANDIDATE: So why are we even moving on after I got one wrong??

MANAGER: Oh we found that it hurts candidate's egos if we send them home early.

CANDIDATE: You know what I'm not even sure I even want this job anymore.

MANAGER: Whoops looks like the position has just been eliminated and replaced with AI anyway.

CANDIDATE: ...

AI: I can hamburger in 15 pickles per femtosecond.

MANAGER: waow

In case anyone asks I am NOT the person who covered a bunch of flock cameras in black spray paint last night and cut them down with a hacksaw and set them on fire and danced a pagan ritual around the flames as an offering to the Old Ones.

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for about 20 mins this morning. He said "AAAAAAAAAAFUCCCCCK WHAT THE FUCK IT'S SO FUCKING HOT DOWN HERE IN HELL THE FLAMES THEY'RE BURNING MEEEEEEE JESUS CHRIST AAAAAAAAAAA I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE MY ENTIRE LIFE I REGRET EVERYYYYYYYTHING FUUUUUUUCKAAAAAAA" it was a pleasant call.

We deserved that. Jesus Christ what a shitty president.

Well done, Belgium. A well deserved victory. I'm going to go eat some waffles with fruit on them in solidarity. 🇧🇪

Happy #Caturday

Nazis out here admitting the "SAVE Act" is literally only about disenfranchising 75 million voters and has no other purpose.

It's true. Am dead. This is hell.

Made a small mistake by adding "Cream" twice. Here's the updated version.

My brothers, sisters, and siblings I have spent far too long on this. I present to you:

The Periodic Table of Rock and Roll

If they can build massive data centers in every state
And if they can build massive MAGA death camps in every state

Then they can build massive free housing in every state. Keeping us poor and unhoused is a choice.

Fun fact: in Greek mythology the arrogant Narcissus, a man of extreme vanity and cruelty, is brought down by a reflecting pool and then dies.

Reminder that Gavin Newsome is not an ally. He is what we call a cobelligerant. We have the same enemy. That doesn't mean we are on the same side.

Okay I'm a teacher so let me explain this to you in as simple a way as I can.

Let's say you're hungry for a sandwich. So you go to the local deli. You walk in the door, and your credit card is immediately charged $1,000. In return, the deli guy hands you a sandwich ticket - good for one sandwich. You don't get a say in this. You are required to buy this sandwich by law. What's more, there were no signs outside the deli, you received no text message, nobody called you. There was absolutely no warning that by simply walking through the door you would be forced to buy this sandwich.

The deli owner gives you a ticket and tells you your sandwich will be out soon. You don't care. You didn't want this sandwich. But you're not allowed to say no. Besides, you already bought the sandwich. So you take a seat at a nearby table and wait for your sandwich to be delivered.

You sit and watch as every person who walks through the deli door that day is automatically made to buy one of the expensive sandwiches, handed a ticket, and told to wait. Hundreds of people. The deli is starting to get crowded. Because of the demand on the sandwich, you watch as the deli owner starts raising the price of the sandwich throughout the day. It goes up to $1,150 per sandwich. Then $1,500, then $1,900. Before long, the price has skyrocketed to well over $2,500 per sandwich. And you still don't even have your sandwich. The deli owner informs you with pride that this is the single most expensive debut of a sandwich ever.

Finally, after several hours, the deli begins to close. You ask for your sandwich and the deli owner informs you that you won't actually receive it until tomorrow. Today was for BUYING the sandwich, he says. Not selling it. The selling part happens tomorrow. Again, you have no choice in this. This is just how it works. It's the law. Oh well, you think, at least once you have this really expensive sandwich, maybe you can recoup some of your $1,000 by selling it at the current price, which is valued now at almost $3,000.

So you go home, hungry, but with a sound financial plan to try to recoup your money. The next day, you're first in line at the deli. You have your ticket in hand. But before the store opens, the deli owner lets in all the employees. You notice some of them are carrying sandwich tickets of their own. Some of them have a lot of tickets. Some of them are hauling in tickets by the wheelbarrow. You try to get in, but you're not allowed yet. Again, it's the law. Inside, you can see the employees of the deli trading in their sandwich tickets for sandwiches. And because there are so many sandwiches going out the door, the price of the sandwich starts dropping again.

After the first hour, the price has dropped to $1,500. Then back to $1,000, and then, to your horror, you see it dip to $750. Then $450. Then $100. Finally, the last employee turns in their ticket and leaves. And the price of the sandwich has settled all the way down to $50.

THEN, the deli owner opens the doors and lets the general public in. You turn in your ticket, which you paid $1,000 for, and receive your sandwich, valued now at $50. Don't feel bad, the deli owner says. You came here for a sandwich. You're getting a sandwich valued well above market value. Why, that sandwich from any other deli would only be worth $20, he says. You should feel good about this! You basically made $30 today!

You look at the gigantic stack of money in the corner, from all those thousands of enforced buys yesterday. There must be trillions of dollars there. Yes, the deli owner says with pride. I am the world's first trillionaire. And I did it all just selling sandwiches. Doesn't that make you feel great? What's wrong? Can't you just be happy for me? I worked hard for this money.

Congratulations, now you understand how Elon's SpaceX IPO made him a trillionaire, and who that money came from. It came from you. On July 1, SpaceX will get two things that no other major IPO in history has ever been granted. First, they will be automatically added to the NASDAQ 100. And because of that, every single person with a retirement account, or student savings account, or mutual fund, will be forced - not asked, not suggested - required by law, to buy SpaceX stock. And you'll do it at SpaceX current July 1 prices. This will skyrocket the value of SpaceX stock through the roof. This isn't theory. This is basic supply and demand. The chair of the NASDAQ 100 said this will happen. Then, the second half of the trade will happen. Two weeks later, every employee of SpaceX who have been up to now paid in SpaceX stock, will be allowed to sell up to a fifth of their shares. They will do that at July 15th prices. This will flood the market with stock. And again, this isn't theory. This will drive the value of SpaceX stock down. Basic supply and demand Economics 101. The more supply there is, the lower the value. Then, and ONLY then will you, the general public, be allowed to liquidate any mutual funds or IRA accounts, that were forced, by law, to buy SpaceX. And you will do that at August 1 prices.

Elon isn't becoming a trillionaire from selling rocket ships. No more than that deli owner got rich from selling sandwiches. Elon is becoming a trillionaire because he rigged the game. He is forcing you, yes you specifically, by law, to purchase shares of a company that he, and every single other person from the CFO on down admit, in writing, in their IPO prospectus, that they are going to immediately devalue as soon as they can. It's a classic pump and dump con. And you're the mark.

They've arrested more people for touching the paint peeling off the disgusting pedo's disgusting reflecting pool then they have for touching children on the disgusting pedo's disgusting island.

The year is 2252. The newest, best, most comprehensive scientific study has just been published, finding no clear physical advantage for trans girls and women over their cisgender counterparts.

The study is backed by a nonpartisan scientific group, with an impeccable hundreds-of-years long record of nonbiased work; is wide ranging, with hundreds of thousands of participants including thousands of top-tier athletes as well as high-school and middle-school age minors, is double-blind, eliminating any possible risk of confounders and unintentional publication bias, and is generally hailed as a textbook example of exceptional scientific work. This is the landmark 10,000th such peer reviewed study in its field, all of which have yielded the same result.

Those who claim to respect science immediately announce their intention to prematurely ignore this study and renew their efforts to "protect women and children" by harming trans women and children because it's just "common sense".