Notices by 𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight" (lana@beige.party)

It is scorched earth time. Every single Democrat controlled state needs to do this immediately without hesitation, just to prove they understand the assignment.

Obama should announce he is running for a 3rd term and make every single MAGA dipshit openly come out against Presidents who try to circumvent the two-term limit in the Constitution.

I know I speak for most people when I say I hope whatever he's going through gets worse.

I heard Rudi Giuliani is in critical condition at Mount Sinai General Landscaping. Sending pots and shears.

If every Democrat-led state immediately redistricts, we have a 235-200 advantage. Time to stop pussyfooting around and playing nice with the fascists and just drop the nuclear option. We are at war.

Obama survived 11 Assassination attempts, one of which was literally a guy shooting directly at the White House with an AK, and another of which involved multiple enlisted soldiers creating a literal militia within the United States Army.

Zero of these assassination attempts involved sea shells.

Due to a typo I am happy to announce I am now a jack of all trades and a master of nine.

If you truly believe that teaching about God in public schools will improve people's morality first you need to explain why that doesn't happen in churches.

I am fundamentally against AI, not because I am technophobic or anti-progress. I am no Luddite. I am quite often a first adopter of new tech. I am against AI because I can recognize a con when I see one. And we are living in the Golden Age of Con Artists.

We are being sold snake oil and told it is a panacea for all that ails us. We are being sold a deed to the Golden Gate Bridge and told it will only cost us the price of a sandwich.

People love being told they're right about things, and hate being told they're wrong. People love things that are inexpensive and hate things that are costly. People love things that are instant gratification and hate having to wait.

Actual subject matter experts are: costly, time consuming, and often tell you when you're dead wrong about something. AI is everything an expert isn't. It's cheap to use, gives results in an instant, and always tells you you're right. That's not an expert. That's a grift.

Boss makes a billion
While making no hires
Maybe that explains
All those warehouse fires

"The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a gigantic golden ballroom"

- MAGA dipshits, 2026

In the 1960s the issue was segregation, and the language used was "Religious Freedom". The religious right was openly arguing that the Bible explicitly forbids racial equality. That notion was struck down because you can't use religion to justify doing a racism with public tax dollars.

In the 1980s the issue was abortion, and the language used was "Religious Freedom". The religious right was openly arguing that the Bible explicitly forbids gender equality. That notion was struck down because you can't use religion to justify doing a sexism with public tax dollars.

In the 2000s the issue was gay marriage, and the language used was "Religious Freedom". The religious right was openly arguing that the Bible explicitly forbids homosexuality. That notion was struck down because you can't use religion to justify doing a homophobia with public tax dollars.

It's now the 2020s. The issue these days is trans rights, and the language used is, you guessed it, still "Religious Freedom". The religious right is openly arguing that the Bible explicitly forbids trans healthcare. That notion should be struck down for the exact same reason. Because you shouldn't be allowed to use your religion to justify doing a transphobia with public tax dollars.

The architecture of their movement never changes. The religious funding is the same. The doublespeak language is the same. The people pushing it are the same. And their fascist ideology is the same, whether they're attacking black rights, women's rights, gay rights, or trans rights.

The only thing that ever changes is the victim.

"Duper's delight", or "the cheater's high" is the thrill or dopamine rush a narcissist feels when they successfully deceive someone and get away with it. It is a form of arrogant, uncontrollable joy. Watch for this specific facial expression.

At this point there are only two options:

1. Either our nation is so fucking broken that its leader is routinely fending off assassination attempts nearly every time he is seen in public

2. Or our nation is so fucking broken that its leader is routinely faking assassination attempts nearly every time he is seen in public

Did anyone else wake up tired about 4 years ago and never recover since

I'm going to say this in the most diplomatic possible way that doesn't actively hide the truth. We are being ruled by the dumbest fucking inbred morons who ever ate a raccoon penis.

Don't worry. Florida will flip blue eventually. ✅

"No one wants to work, our turnover is terrible!"

Ok, do you pay a living wage?
"No"

Do you give annual raises more than 7%, the annual rate of cost of living increase?
"Also no, but-"

Do you give larger raises and bonuses to execs than to your workers?
"Well yes, but-"

Did you force people to stop working from home in order to justify the cost of maintaining real estate you own?
"I mean, we-"

Do you heavily invest in AI so you can justify massive layoffs?
"Like every other co-"

Do you ask your employees to pick up the slack for the people who have left?
"We had t-"

And did you install digital tools to spy on your remaining employees?
"Look we need to ensu-"

Sounds to me like people DO want to work, you've just made it unpatatable for them to work for YOU.

Elliot Page has the chance to do the funniest thing

"Why aren't people making the kind of old-world classical music and symphonies that I like anymore?"

Idk why the fuck aren't you providing musicians with a full time salary plus a free residence on your property so they can focus on nothing other than composing one major symphonic work every three years.