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Let me see if I understand MAGA politics over the last ten years correctly.

THINGS THAT A PRESIDENT SHOULD LOSE HIS JOB OVER:
- Wearing a tan suit
- Awkwardly saluting a Marine while juggling papers and a cup of hot coffee
- Hugging his best friend
- Giving his wife a fist bump
- Existing near a child sometimes

THINGS THAT ARE TOTALLY FINE, ACTUALLY:
- Assaulting the United States Capital building with an armed mob
- Disappearing United States citizens using gangs of armed anonymous goons
- Giving a Nazi salute in front of the United States Seal of the President
- Fucking a prostitute, using campaign funds to cover it up, and lying under oath about it
- Divulging top secret classified military intel over a group text
- Taxing penguins