"What do you do for a living?"
Oh I click buttons.
I click these buttons 🎹 and then sometimes I also click 🖱️ these buttons for a while. Sometimes I have so many 🎹 buttons and 🖱️ buttons to click that I feel physically upset thinking about all the 🖱️🎹 buttons that need to be clicked. And then I click 📳these buttons for a while to destress and take my mind off the other buttons. But sooner or later I have to get back to clicking the 🎹 buttons or the 🖱️ buttons because if I don't click the 🖱️ buttons, people don't get paid. And if I click the 🎹 buttons in the wrong order, people get upset. So I keep clicking the 🖱️🎹 buttons and I get home and I'm so tired. So so tired. But really it's all just buttons... I just click buttons for money.