Notices by 𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight" (lana@beige.party), page 2

"when did Star Trek get woke??"

In the very first episode of Star Trek: the original series, we see a white Captain reporting to his black Admiral boss, a black woman on the bridge just a couple years after Jim Crow was abolished, wearing a shirt skirt (a symbol of feminist liberation at the time), a Japanese helmsman on the bridge only 20 years after the internment camps, a Russian crewmate on the bridge during the Cold War [edit: actually did not appear until Season 2 but the point stands], and the foundation of the modern concept of queercoding.

In the very first episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, we see a female officer on the bridge in charge of security, a literal ship's counselor stationed at all times on the bridge, a single mom raising her teenage son on her own while juggling a full career in medicine, a blind mechanic whose "disability" is shown to be a strength, and an angry, all-powerful godlike being who is revealed to be simply a petulant child masquerading as a deity.

In the very first episode of Star Trek: Deep Space 9, we see a black man gain a powerful command position, respect the hell out of the customs of a religion he didn't understand, show respect and equal treatment to members of three other alien races he didn't understand, appoint a female guerilla fighter who defeated imperialist fascists to a position of authority within his administration and defer to her judgement in areas of her expertise, accept his friend's gender change, and tell his son he loves him.

Star Trek has always been woke. You just grew up to be a bad person.

@wendinoakland @meltedcheese @blogdiva

Also, before he left office, Obama drew up plans to install filtration devices. Trump axed those plans.

Amazing that Trump is using the "HARRIS" brand to clean up his mess. You couldn't write this if you tried.

The dipshit Nazi pedo in the White House is desperately dumping hydrogen peroxide in his disgusting algae-infested pool one gallon at a time BY HAND you guys. 😆😆😆😆

I did the math.

The White House reflecting pool contains 6,750,000 gallons of water.

It takes 100ppm hydrogen peroxide to effectively clean a pool full of algae.

This is store bought 12% hydrogen peroxide, exactly like the kind you get in Walmart or Home Depot. Not the readily available 30% bulk commercial stuff.

In order to effectively treat the problem would require 4,523 gallons of this 12% homeowner grade bullshit.

Harris brand hydrogen peroxide costs about $20/gallon at Home Depot.

These fucking amateurs just spent $100,000 on trying to shock treat an active algae bloom by hand, one gallon at a time.

Also, there's no fucking way they somehow sourced almost 5,000 individual gallons of consumer grade hydrogen peroxide and then hand-poured it into the reflecting pool one gallon at a time for 5 hours straight. I guarantee they underestimated how much they'd need. So this probably won't even fucking work in the end. 😆😆😆

I'd like to congratulate Iran for winning the war on Iran

MAGA: THE TRANSGENDERS ARE AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO OUR WAYS AND WILL RUIN AN ENTIRE GENERATION OF MEN AND WOMEN WE MUST PROTECT THE CHILDREN FROM THEIR EVIL AGENDA

TRANS WOMEN: wheeeee skirt go spinny

Eric Trump caught red handed trying to rig a UFC fight. These people are evil dipshits.

Nature is healing 🌈

FUN FACT:

About 10% of sheep are gay.

ANOTHER FUN FACT:

Ewes (female sheep) show sexual interest by standing still.

YET ANOTHER FUN FACT:

There is an entire subgenre of Christmas cards that feature a small cluster of female sheep standing around in some snow.

Happy pride! 🏳️🌈🌈🌲🐑🐑

Having a roof over your head and food to eat is an accomplishment in an unfair system.

Be kind to yourself. You're doing the best you can with the odds massively rigged against you.

@niavy @divVerent @GreenSkyOverMe

Hey, did I fucking stutter?

There are 31,102 verses in the Bible, across all 66 books. About 2,300 of those mention money. Most of those are warnings about the sinful and corrupting nature of greed. An exact count isn't possible, because there will always be different interpretations of the specific intention of specific verses, but yes the 2,000+ figure is more than accurately supported across the whole of the Bible.

@GreenSkyOverMe @divVerent

Get one printed before 1946, which is when it was changed specifically to be more homophobic.

@divVerent @GreenSkyOverMe

It was not hyperbole.

Number of times the Bible mentions trans people in a positive or neutral light: 45

Number of times the Bible explicitly condemns people who seek gender transition: 0

Number of times the Bible mentions billionaires in a positive or neutral light: 0

Number of times the Bible explicitly condemns people who seek wealth: more than 2,000

Read into that what you will.

Every time I hear some bullshit about how women would never EVER be able to beat men in any sport because of how big and strong and manly they are compared to the delicate flower of a woman, I remember that one time when a 17 year old teenage girl named Jackie Mitchell struck out both Lou Gehrig and Babe Ruth one after another without breaking a sweat and then instead of offering her a position on the NY Yankees, the men instead threw a little baby tantrum and voided her minor league contract claiming that baseball was "too strenuous" for women.

Don't believe a word of it, ladies. There's never been a real difference - it's always been about men getting butt hurt after losing to a girl. Women have CONSISTENTLY beaten the absolute pants off men in various competitions. There's absolutely no goddamn reason to get bent out of shape about trans people in sports.

Finally, someone brave enough to say what we're all thinking

FUN SCIENCE FACT:

Homosexuality occurs in nearly all animals so if you're a homophobe and you eat meat, at some point in your life you have probably eaten a gay animal. So, congratulations, you have literally had gay meat inside you at least once. I don't make the rules. Happy pride! 🌈

BREAKING: Donald Trump's Oval Office Naps Show Further Evidence of Sleepy Joe Biden's Mental Decline

God has the chance to do the funniest thing.

Paying $30,000/yr to a landlord who does literally nothing just for the privilege of existing;
- good
- capitalist
- affordable

Paying $4 for a latte and a few precious minutes of personal time doing something I find enjoyable
- bad
- communist
- destroying the economy