Notices by 𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not your huckleberry" (lana@beige.party), page 2

Day 20:

Donnie The Fat Orange Nazi Man triples-down on his vow to commit an ethnic cleansing genocide in Palestine. Reminder that just two months ago, President Biden brokered PEACE between Israel and Palestine.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/02/10/israel-war-gaza-ceasefire-hostages-news-hamas/

Medically fascinating.

Does antibody know where to get less judgemental beans? Asking for a me.

Y'all have got to stop making decisions about who is a Nazi based on what the Nazis tell you.

If they don't want to be called Nazis, they should differentiate themselves by any of the following tactics:
- Use different symbols than the Nazis did
- Say different euphemisms than the Nazis did
- Promote different policies than the Nazis did
- Pursue different goals than the Nazis did

If it looks like a duck, and it talks like a duck, and it acts like a duck, and it wants to murder me because I'm trans, it's a Nazi duck.

Let's try this another way.

If I told you that statistically at some point in your life, you would lose two fingers in a garbage disposal, you would rightly say "clearly garbage disposals are dangerous to my fingers". And be extremely cautious around garbage disposals every time you encountered one .

If I told you that statistically at least one of your grandparents would, at some point in their life, be eaten by leopards, you would rightly say "clearly leopards are dangerous to grandparents for some reason" and take steps to protect your grandparents.

If I told you that statistically about 5 or 6 children in every school classroom are horribly disfigured every year in freak MacBook accidents, you would rightly say "clearly these MacBooks are dangerous to children" and lobby for systemic changes to the school system and the manufacturers involved.

Now I'm going to tell you something. 1 in every 4 women you know will experience sexual assault at the hands of a man during her lifetime. Clearly men are dangerous to women. And if your first reaction to that conclusion is to argue "not me" or "not all men", I think you should sit with this post and think about why that is for a while.

When women treat every man as a dangerous sexual predator, when we take steps to protect ourselves from every man we meet, when we lobby for systemic changes to the systems that keep male sexual predators in positions of authority and for systemic changes on how we raise our young men, we are, hear me, acting LOGICALLY AND RATIONALLY.

It IS all men, because it IS all garbage disposals, all leopards, and all MacBooks, until such time as systemic change happens. And if you are a man and your first instinct is to argue with women about that, then you are the problem, sparky. It isn't about intent. It isn't about data outliers, it isn't even about YOU. It's about making women safer. You're either in that fight or you're not.

Grazie, Italia.

At the NAFTA table:

USA: UMMM OK SCREW YOU GUYS TARIFFS ON EVERYONE

CANADA & MEXICO: wtf girl you crazy

USA: 10% ON ENERGY 25% ON EVERYTHING ELSE

CAN: Omg bitch what the hell

MEX: Ay dio

USA: AND DON'T THINK I FORGOT YOU, GYNA.

CHINA: WTF did I do??

USA: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

CHINA: *hastily closing TikTok* was it the slave labor clothes thing? Because I can change baby. Really. Give me a chance.

CAN: do you even know how much oil you get from us?

MEX: does he know how much everything else he gets from us??

USA: OK FINE NO TARIFFS FOR CANADA BUT YOU GOTTA PROMISE TO PUT TROOPS ON YOUR BORDER TO STOP THE DRUGS I'M THINKING, LIKE 10,000 OF THEM

CAN: so... the 20,000 we already have? deal.

USA: AND NOW FOR YOU MEXICO NO TARIFFS FOR YOU EITHER BUT YOU GUYS GOTTA SERIOUSLY CRACK DOWN ON THE BORDER TOO I'M THINKING LIKE A BUNCH MORE TROOPS ON OUR SIDE AND YOU GUYS HAVE TO APPOINT A DRUG CZAR.

MEX: but we already hav—

CAN: shhhh he just promised to crack down on the guns flowing into your country.

MEX: oh right. Uhhh ok deal!

CHINA: also I thought you liked the slave labor clothes?? you guys sure buy like... a LOT of them.

USA: THIS TRADE DEAL IS AWFUL WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS PIECE OF CRAP?

MEX: you did

USA: YEAH THE LAST GUY WAS KINDA ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL

MEX: no I mean literally you personally did last time you were in office

USA: WELL WHOEVER IT IS HE SHOULD BE FIRED

CAN: can't argue with that, girl

USA: I AM THE BEST AT TRADE WARS

CAN: you keep thinking that, sweetie. We'll even put this one right here on the fridge with a gold star sticker.

MEX: ay, dio

USA: *eats the gold star sticker* THIS HAMBURDER TASTES AWFUL

CAN: ...

MEX: ...

CHINA: so.... can I go now??

MEX: ...

CHINA: ...

CAN: Also we're doing 100% Tariffs on Teslas now. Fuck you America.

Historians have a word for people who "found common ground" with Nazis.

They're called Nazis.

They can't arrest us all

Universe, give me a sign

"Thou shalt not kill" also means "Thou shalt not unperson an entire group of people, deny their humanity, erase their histories, pathologize their existence, seize and revoke their legal identification, restrict their movement, and criminalize their access to all public spaces, until they die."

I own a business.
I hired 5 people last month.

- A nonbinary person
- A straight woman
- A lesbian Latina woman
- A black man
- A straight white man

Every time they tell me not to DEI I'm going to DEI even harder.

Congrats, MAGA dipshits. You sold your souls to a Nazi for this.

@lisamelton

I transitioned legally on the Fourth of July, 2001 because I too possess a fine sense of cosmic irony.

@dgoldsmith @lisamelton Soooo that makes you... 6 years old??

Jan 2025 in the rear view:

Democrats were very slowly trying to figure out how to do a bit better in the midterms

Republicans were building concentration camps

I need our side to wake the fuck up.

Spironolactony! Spironolactoni! Spironolactoné!

#PharmaceuticalABand #HashtagGames

Ongoing List of Nazi Shit Trump Has Done During His Lame Duck Presidency:

A thread.

Day 1:

Trump had this Nazi piece of shit speak at his inauguration where he performed a seig heil. Twice.

Day 2:

Trump pardoned this Nazi piece of shit who wore a "Camp Auschwitz Staff" sweatshirt with a human skull on the front over an "SS" themed t-shirt while beating some cops to death at the US Capital on Jan 6.