Notices by 𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight" (lana@beige.party), page 3

Paying $30,000/yr to a landlord who does literally nothing just for the privilege of existing;
- good
- capitalist
- affordable

Paying $4 for a latte and a few precious minutes of personal time doing something I find enjoyable
- bad
- communist
- destroying the economy

This is an incredible use of free will

This regime is a literal shit show.

In his first 150 days, Mayor Mamdani has:
- closed a $12B deficit
- collected $9M in unpaid fines from Bezos
- recovered $5M in stolen wages for gig workers
- raised minimum wage to $30/hr
- drove violent crime to record lows
- marched for trans rights

I don't ever want to hear an excuse from a single Democrat ever again. Turns out the "radical leftist agenda" is just competent representation.

Oh goody we're at the "blatantly choosing to ignore the law and legal court orders" stage of Nazi rule I see.

GREG: Okay let's get started. What's the prize task for today, Alex?

ALEX: I'm glad you asked, Greggypoo. The prize task is "Bring something the Taskmaster should love."

AUDIENCE: Oooooo

GREG: Hello, Oedipus. What have you brought in that I should love?

OEDIPUS: It's your mum.

RHOD: What the hell, man.

1976 Bicentennial Lineup (various live and TV appearances)
- Elvis Presley
- Peter Frampton
- Aerosmith
- Bob Hope
- The Beach Boys
- Santana
- Queen
- Jeff Beck
- The Who
- The Miracles
- Yes
- The Pousset-Dart Band
- Gary Wright
- Tavares
- Lionel Hampton
- Ringo Starr
- Eagles
- Fleetwood Mac
- Kenny Loggins
- Jim Messina
- Dan Fogelberg
- ZZ Top
- Lynrd Skynyrd
- Blue Öyster Cult
- The Outlaws
- The Moody Blues
- Three Dog Night
- America
- The O'Jays
- Hank Williams Jr.
- LaToya Jackson
- Elton John
- Dave Mason
- John Miles
- Bonnie Rait
- John Prine
- Doc Watson
- Lester Flatt
- The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
- The Mississippi Delta Blues Band
- The United States Marine Band
- The US Army, Navy, and Air Force Bands
- countless other all-city marching bands

2026 250th Anniversary Lineup (all)
- Vanilla Ice
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- Donald Trump

Ah yes, even more winning.

Time to go full punk on these fucking Nazis.

Here's a radical idea:

1) Anyone who pays taxes immediately becomes a US citizen.

2) Anyone who fails to pay taxes for a period of, say, five years immediately loses their citizenship forever.

Deport billionaires.
Import taxpayers.
Everyone wins.

Mooooom it's too early for #Caturday pics

Lock in, chat.

If you want to be a musician, you're going to need a dank, gigabrain Classical music education to handle all the wild sidequests life throws at you - like "AI music". Genuinely though, in terms of artistic merit, AI is high key brainrot. Bach is the true sigma gigachad. His music straight up influencemaxxes its way through Rock, Country, Pop, R&B, and at least 6 or 7 other major musical genres. Without it, your entire Spotify favs list, including Taytay, would be chopped af. Fr, Bach dropped the hardest patch note in the history of music and said clock it. Unc was aura farming all over Europe's Got Talent before you or Mother were even born. He ate. He left no crumbs. And bro's been the birthday for almost 350 years. He's the entire vibe, no cap. Meanwhile, AIs are just LARPing artistic process. That's why AI chuds always just be yapping about some rizzless track they prompted like trust me bro while providing no receipts. It's giving fanfic. It's giving delulu unverified headcanon. Please bro, continuen't. Music school is the skibidi toilet where bad art gets flushed. That's why Classical music stays mogging in an everlasting beauty era and AI music is lowkenuinely cooked. And that's on Bach. When the chile is tea, but the finna is gagged? Ope, that's not. Because the way I actually study music. That part.

Thank you and goodnight.

Okay here's the short version:

- Last month, the Supreme Court effectively repealed the Voting Rights Act of 1964, making it dramatically harder to challenge electoral maps which dilute the political voting power of people of color,

- And then within two weeks, nine different MAGA states immediately redrew their electoral maps in order to dilute the political voting power of people of color.

- Several Democratic held states then tried to redraw their own maps to favor Democrats, and were immediately blocked from doing so by MAGA judges.

- So, whatever party currently holds federal power can now legally redraw election maps at any time for any reason (even racist ones), to give themselves an unfair advantage, and can also use the courts to block any opposition.

- This is now the new normal.

In the 1830s, every single person in America absolutely knew that canal waterways were the future of commerce. Every state in the Union started building a canal network with a full system of interconnected turnpikes and viaducts, with the vision of some day hooking them all together in a grand national network of canals.

Then, in 1837, there was a Great Recession. The tax base for the canals collapsed. Many states went bankrupt and defaulted on their loans. Public interest in the canal project waned as people shifted into survival mode. And when the economy finally recovered five years later, the railroad boom was happening and everybody knew canals were over.

And that is the true story of why nearly every single city and town in the American Midwest has a half-finished canal in it.

This is a post about A.I. data centers.

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Respected Other Gender Identities, I present to you the official Ranking of Classical Computers by Punk Credentials.

When they burned the Library of Alexandria the crowds cheered in horrible joy for they understood there was something older than wisdom and it was fire; something truer than words and it was ashes.

I am begging Democrats to understand something extremely basic. And I cannot believe that I, of all people, have to be the one to say this to you.

⚠️They murdered Renee Goode in broad daylight, while being filmed from multiple angles.

⚠️They murdered Alex Pretti in broad daylight, while being filmed from multiple angles.

⚠️They stormed the Capitol and committed insurrection against the United States in broad daylight, while being filmed from multiple angles.

👉🏻A CELL PHONE IS NOT A DETERRENT!

✔️Jail cells are a deterrent. Fucking use them.

AI is the future! Get on board or get left behind!
- techbros, 2026

NFTs are the future! Get on board or get left behind!
- techbros, 2016

The Metaverse is the future! Get on board or get left behind!
- techbros, 2006

Segways are the future! Get on board or get left behind!
- techbros, 1996

Virtual reality is the future! Get on board or get left behind!
- techbros, 1986

Hey I'm starting to sense a pattern here.

A short story about MAGA regret:

A person falling off a cliff is sad. A person who jumps off a cliff is stupid. A person being pushed off a cliff is a tragedy.

A person who handcuffs themselves to me and throws us both off a cliff can GO FUCK THEMSELVES. I don't give a shit if you are sincere or not in your regret. We're already mid-fall halfway to the bottom and there are sharp rocks below and YOU'RE STILL MAKING THIS ABOUT YOU.

Fuck you, and fuck your "regret". Even if it is real, it's really, actually too fucking late. And that's the part that's almost worse. That you COULD have changed course. That you COULD have seen the cliff and chose a different action, but our lives just weren't worth it to you.

The end.

Hey remind me again, dipshit "patriots", how many stripes there are on the American flag? Is it eleven?