Notices by Mike Sheward (secureowl@infosec.exchange)

Bourbon Street, New Orleans

RE: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/115882666525585711

CAI is “an AI-driven techbio company” just so you can imagine the type of folks involved here

dear the news, folks are being executed by the state in the streets, i think its ok if you broadcast uncensored the words fuck and bullshit

wake up babe, team america world police sequel just dropped

out ballroom marble shopping on the way to his golf course, has there ever been a more relatable president?

my wife got me the NY Subway live Traintrackr board from traintrackr.io

I love it!

NORAD confirms Santa appears to have collided with an out of control Starlink Satellite

my local fire department had to post via various channels that a burn ban is still in effect because Google’s AI overview is telling people that there is no current burn ban in our area

oh and also, this comes hot on the heels of a family member getting massively freaked out that there was a homicide on their street, as reported by an AI powered neighborhood watch app that listens to scanner feeds…except it wasn’t, the AI misheard “order violation” as “murder violation”.

Thanks Slack, for putting a notification in my "if something happens in here that means someone got ahold of a canary token and that would be a very bad day" channel.

That notification said "hey Mike, it seems a bit quiet in here!"

THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT, THANKS FOR MAKING ME CRAP MY PANTS

RE: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/115719790790668327

thats fun. sounds like 60 planes on the ground waiting for deice at jfk, and 9 returning to the gate because they’ve exceeded a 3 hour tarmac delay.

i know its not the main issue at hand here but two decimal places is enough

“an honor,” declares President Trump after being awarded the first ever Steak-umm prize for physics.

This is wild: https://www.airbus.com/en/newsroom/press-releases/2025-11-airbus-update-on-a320-family-precautionary-fleet-action

"Toulouse, France, 28 November 2025 – Analysis of a recent event involving an A320 Family aircraft has revealed that intense solar radiation may corrupt data critical to the functioning of flight controls.

Airbus has consequently identified a significant number of A320 Family aircraft currently in-service which may be impacted.

Airbus has worked proactively with the aviation authorities to request immediate precautionary action from operators via an Alert Operators Transmission (AOT) in order to implement the available software and/or hardware protection, and ensure the fleet is safe to fly. This AOT will be reflected in an Emergency Airworthiness Directive from the European Union Aviation Safety Agency (EASA).

Airbus acknowledges these recommendations will lead to operational disruptions to passengers and customers. We apologise for the inconvenience caused and will work closely with operators, while keeping safety as our number one and overriding priority."

#avgeek #solarflare

The future we were promised: “Honey, pack your bags, I booked us a weekend getaway to the moon resort, our ship leaves the spaceport in 3 hours.”

The future we got: “my fridge has an updated privacy policy”

“Another, and make it a double!” He said, sliding his glass toward the barman.

“Don’t you think you’ve had enough?”

The question obviously riled the disheveled patron, who locked eyes with the barman.

“My executive team asked me today how we can leverage AI as part of our quantum strategy,” he began. “We don’t even have an asset register.”

“My god. This one’s a triple, and it’s on the house.”

CNN: the emails
ABC: the emails
CBS: the emails
BBC: the emails
FOX: Former first lady Michelle Obama revealed on a recent episode of her podcast that she was left infuriated by a moment on Air Force One in 2009 when she debated whether to wear Bermuda shorts while on vacation — which ultimately led to controversy.

Wanna know something extremely creepy?

A friend of mine was recently traveling in europe.

She got back to the US this week, and sees a LinkedIn invite from someone who she doesn’t know (not unusual) but lives in the area she just visited (more unusual).

Further investigation revealed it was the border control guy who checked her passport at the airport.

NO. NO NO NO. Not at all. Do not.

this admission alone should be disqualifying, but of course its normal now….

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn7ek63e5xyo

good Tony Romo quote just now: “how they formate things with all the formations.”