@elfin@kajer@ryanc@sycophantic we IMMEDIATELY stood up internetpolice.us and paul, another guy on the panel, traded a bottle of scotch to an svg artist for a quick and dirty badge graphic.
now when i scan (i havent in years tho), the scans COME FROM internetpolice.us :D
@elfin@kajer@ryanc@sycophantic i did a panel with erratarob once at shmoocon on scanning the whole internet and two hours before we went on stage my colo host calls me and tells me ONE GUY in australia went whole hog apeshit on him because he saw ONE SINGLE ERRANT SMB PACKET, and he thought id be amused. the guy threatened to call the internet police.
@elfin@kajer@ryanc@sycophantic put a one liner terms of service in the same dir that says any damage caused to any systems that interact with this site are not the fault of the site or its host or operators. play by oracle rules. all that fucktardian bullshit holds up in court
@Viss@kajer@ryanc@sycophantic I wrote the original Free Wifi TOS's in Santa Cruz twenty years ago...me, snarky, well stoned. I can write dissertations on fucktard (send spam, $1/SMTP we log and $5 per complaint from our provider and we'll cut them in for $2, you are so fucked") etc.
@kajer@ryanc@sycophantic drop porn.exe in /wp-admin with directory indexing turned on and make it the ancient sony wiper malware under some kinda binary obfuscator
@kajer@elfin@Viss@ryanc@sycophantic "Our robots.txt file clearly explained what would happen if it was ignored and that by ignoring it you agreed to waive your right to any and all claims against us."
@elfin@LinuxAndYarn@kajer@ryanc@sycophantic when i asked her for a quote she gave me some obscenely low number, like $75 or something and i said "no no no, that wont do. you have to charge more, this is silly" and demanded she take $200. she did like.. four logos? five? it was a steal at 200.
@Viss@elfin@LinuxAndYarn@kajer@sycophantic I paid the artist who did my profile picture double that he asked for, absolutely 100% there for paying people what they're worth.
@elfin@LinuxAndYarn@kajer@ryanc@sycophantic the lady who did all the logos and stickers for my spice shop is shubbabang, and she does a cartoon! i commissioned her to do a bunch of logos for the spiceshop and they turned out great!