It's a good thing Louis Pasteur had a decent last name to lend to an acceptable term like pasteurized milk because can you imagine if his last name was instead something like Jizzeur?
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Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 20-May-2024 05:16:53 JST Alice McFlurry :bc: -
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Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 20-May-2024 00:44:23 JST Alice McFlurry :bc: I don’t know why people justify owning guns by saying they bought the gun to protect themself and/or their family when it's only adding to the problem and especially when there are better solutions, such as my plan which is to fend off any attackers with the Judo skills I learned by watching my brother take lessons at the YMCA when we were in elementary school.
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Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 11:37:29 JST Alice McFlurry :bc: Sorry for the influx in posts today. I got a new burner phone and parental controls haven't kicked in yet.
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Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 11:37:26 JST Alice McFlurry :bc: PLEASE SEEK JUSTICE FOR ALICE McFLURRY!
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Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 11:37:23 JST Alice McFlurry :bc: Given my surname and my controversial opinion about McDonald's and their issues with ice cream machine reliability, in conjunction with what has been happening to Boeing whistleblowers, I would like to go on record by stating that, if I die within the next fifty years, there is at least a small chance that Big McDonald's had something to do with it.
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Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 10:58:24 JST Alice McFlurry :bc: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was when McDonald's gave out those coupons for free sundaes when they totally knew their stupid ice cream machine was going to be broken.
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Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 10:42:33 JST Alice McFlurry :bc: It's so weird when chefs on cooking shows brag about cooking for former presidents when hundreds of McDonald's employees have cooked for Trump and you don’t see them bragging.
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Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 07:19:55 JST Alice McFlurry :bc: Bill Gates named his company after his penis and nobody even flinched.
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Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 05:51:34 JST Alice McFlurry :bc: The Hoover Dam is so impressive it should be called the Hoover Dayum.
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Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 04:47:04 JST Alice McFlurry :bc: I like when people tell me they unfollowed me as if I’m a subscription service that's somehow losing money as a result.
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Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 04:42:55 JST Alice McFlurry :bc: I don’t pay much attention to follower counts, but i realized I'm not far off from 10,000 which is bizarre for an average middle aged woman with no notable credentials or claim to fame, so I think it would be funny if I could hit 10,000; especially after that guy let me know he unfollowed me because he didn't like my dumb boner joke just so we can all be like TAKE THAT!
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Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 10-May-2024 09:50:44 JST Alice McFlurry :bc: I like to live life on the edge by never orgasming.
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Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 10-May-2024 09:50:40 JST Alice McFlurry :bc: @amiserabilist @tuban_muzuru That's because we stand on the toilet seat while we pee.
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Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 10-May-2024 09:50:36 JST Alice McFlurry :bc: @amiserabilist @tuban_muzuru I 3D printed a little funnel and tube that spirals around my leg like a water slide so I can pee while standing.
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Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 10-May-2024 08:44:13 JST Alice McFlurry :bc: Where my fellow risk takers at?!?
You know, the kind who like to rawdog their crossword puzzles and Sudokus with a pen.
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Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 05-May-2024 01:48:46 JST Alice McFlurry :bc: I dated a guy for about a week when I was a teenager and I just googled him and found a YouTube video of him doing standup comedy which is interesting because I don’t remember him being particularly funny and the video serves as proof that he still isn't.
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Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 03-May-2024 19:47:09 JST Alice McFlurry :bc: They call me the panty dropper because I’m pretty clumsy.
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Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 29-Apr-2024 23:42:28 JST Alice McFlurry :bc: Everyone seems to be obsessed with passive income but I’m set on passive-aggressive income, so you should probably pay me back if you care even the slightest amount about our friendship and how much I thought it meant to you.
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Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 28-Apr-2024 17:32:43 JST Alice McFlurry :bc: The long list at the bottom was a list of all of the names of my friends who I recruited for my fake ska band so it would look ridiculously large, even more large than most ska bands in the '90s.
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Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 22-Apr-2024 21:20:16 JST Alice McFlurry :bc: It's foggy outside. Please boost for visibility.