Notices by Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)

I don't want to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but I do believe there's a connection between autism and vaccinations. For example, I’m autistic and very interested in science and logic and also care about my health and longevity so I want to receive almost every vaccine out there.

I end all of my work emails with "Your silence is considered your blessing" to put the onus on the other person to respond if they want to request any changes; otherwise, I’m doing what I want to do.

Kind of jealous of the people who live in the alternate timeline where Trump didn't turn his head.

Not to beat a dead horse

because that sounds sadistic AF.

Hear me out!

They're chopsticks, but they're connected by a little hammock so your food gets to ride on the hammock on its way to your mouth.

This is a photo of my apartment from about 20 years ago and that's really wild to think about. https://beige.party/@Alice/114288233392677849

@the_turtle I had cats after it and they absolutely destroyed that sofa.

No more cats. Unrelated to the destruction of the sofa.

https://youtu.be/tv5pvi36uOs

Whenever anyone is walking too slowly in front of me, I like to start running in place behind them just to make them feel like they’re being chased.

I’m a Donatello. I’m not proud of this. Just being honest because I was formally diagnosed by my husband who is a Raphael.

Fuck a Myers-Briggs test, what kind of TMNT are you?

My perfect date? Probably pizza in a sewer.

My husband constantly refers to aluminum foil as tin foil and it's one of the elements of our relationship that periodically makes me want to divorce him.

I've noticed women getting a lot of views on their boring videos where they review makeup, so I’m thinking about my own series where I review the most bangable types of pasta.

Everyone who generalizes is a jerk.

Urgent! Please help me choose the most professional LinkedIn profile pic!

The piggy is so full that I had to shove a twenty dollar bill in the slot because I couldn't fit the rest of the quarters.

Somebody's getting smashed!

@dannotdaniel Sure. Whoever guesses closest without going over wins a puzzle in the form of broken pieces of a ceramic piggy bank and a tube of Gorilla Glue (provided they pay for postage).

@dannotdaniel Can I borrow a broom and a dustpan?

Let me know if you want me to tell you all about Swedish indie pop over an impassioned, uninterrupted hour-long knowledge dump.

Most people can't tell that I’m autistic because all of the subjects and concepts that I'm obsessed with are actually very cool and interesting.