Notices by ADHDeanASL (adhdeanasl@beige.party)

We’ve had a total of five years with his shit. SURELY it’s precedented by now.

It’s starting to feel like saying “unprecedented” is just dodging accountability for not going out into the streets and flipping congresspeople’s cars.

One of the most entertaining things about Mastodon is that I can read a thread of something like 27 posts and still have absolutely no clue of what it’s about. There are so many varied interests here of which I know nothing that I can do that every single day and still find new stuff about which I am completely clueless.

The guy who runs the bar where all the fellas hang out? That’s the broprietor.

@msbellows If you leave now, you’d be quitting in brotest.

Just saw a video in which some dude was complaining that the archery in the scene in The Hobbit where Bard kills Smaug wasn’t realistic. In the movie about hobbits and dwarves and orcs and wizards and a dragon. The archery wasn’t realistic enough.

That’s enough internet for me tonight.

Recommendations for camera bird feeders? We hear great things about Bird Buddy, but are there other options just as good? Prefer solar.

#birding
#birdingcommunity

@inthehands These sick, violent people must be put in their place

Henry Winkler has been arrested. The SEC have just released a statement alleging that for years, the actor has been running a Fonzie Scheme

*cut the wall, not the tread

Deflate nazi tires

@pawpower I hope you get that figured out! It’s 27°F here in Alabama. Fortunately, my first job is remote, so I don’t have to get out of the house until the afternoon. Give the critters pets for us, will you please?

@pawpower Oh! Here’s one. He’s awesome. Just the absolute best companion, good-natured, curious, and constantly loving.

I somehow gained a bunch of new followers today, for which I am grateful. Welcome to my silliness.

I hope to not bore too many of y’all with my insensible dreck, but no guarantees.

Please be good to one another; kindness seems to be a rare thing lately, and we need all of it we can get.

Note: punching nazis is a kindness to the world in the long run.

@me Hey @pawpower @wx1g @RareBird15 @matt @WittiePenguin @Fragglemuppet any suggestions for screen readers that work well with Mastodon? The OP above this toot is asking for a friend.

I may have done a thing

When it’s 70°F at Christmas

Mastodon is where people come and realize they’re not the nerds they always thought they were.

If you’re in love with a certain small crustacean, that’s a relationshrimp

Fun fact: Sometimes, Deaf ASL users will exclaim “shutting up now” by signing that they’re taking scissors to their wrists and cutting off their hands. It’s the Deaf version of the lip zip.