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ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 26-Apr-2025 05:27:47 JST ADHDean
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ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 26-Apr-2025 04:23:08 JST ADHDean
I’m disappointed the new local Asian restaurant rejected my name idea. I think “Thai Me Up” would have been great.
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ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 08:18:44 JST ADHDean
Got kicked out of the orgy for insisting on going bareback while screaming “OPSEC IS CLEAN!”
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ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 20-Apr-2025 09:18:19 JST ADHDean
I have been taken to task and called an ableist because *checks notes* what if someone is an abuser because they had the personal accountability abused out of them?
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ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 14:27:38 JST ADHDean
@KarenStrickholm Joke’s on you, she didn’t hear him because she was sexting with her trainer @amiserabilist
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ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 03:55:08 JST ADHDean
I had some *really* bad shit happen to me as a child. Here’s an incomplete list of things those experiences didn’t make me do:
1. Shoot up a university
2. March in a nazi parade
3. Abuse other people
4. Harm anyone at all and blame it on the abuse/weirdness I endured as a child -
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ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 18-Apr-2025 08:44:45 JST ADHDean
Today, I met and got to know two new Deaf people I’d never met, saw a bunch of Deaf kids who remember me from a camp they attended (I messed with them constantly) and got a bunch of fist bumps, chatted with one of my oldest and dearest friends, and interpreted a training on a really cool piece of tech. AND I GOT PAID TO DO IT.
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ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Apr-2025 13:00:58 JST ADHDean
We need an updated Land Of Confusion video, complete with Spitting Image puppets of all the key players. If you’re too young, here’s the original:
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ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 14-Apr-2025 19:31:13 JST ADHDean
How To Write A Viral Toot:
1. Take shower
2. Have brilliant idea
3. Dry off
4. Dammit! I forgot!
5. Wait 1 year
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ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 10-Apr-2025 21:08:51 JST ADHDean
@evan You’re welcome! It’s unsurprisingly easy.
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ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 10-Apr-2025 08:45:42 JST ADHDean
Today is my 20,188th day of not being a Nazi.
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ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 03:33:37 JST ADHDean
@RickiTarr The rustling of leaves
The pattering of rain
The VROIP! VROP! of corduroy (okay, that last one may be mine) -
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ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 06-Apr-2025 08:35:27 JST ADHDean
Jen and I were unable to attend, but people in our tiny little (very red) university town held a Hands Off rally today! I’m proud of my community.
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ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 03-Apr-2025 16:08:31 JST ADHDean
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but overthrowing tyranny isn’t radical; it’s reasonable.
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ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 12:11:05 JST ADHDean
Dudebros paid $100K for a stupid looking, poorly performing, dangerous vehicle with parts that were literally glued on. This is art.
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ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 12:11:04 JST ADHDean
Dear Mom,
I’m feeling kinda sad lately because poors have been throwing milkshakes at The Beast again, and since I got stuck driving over a curb, the bros in the off-roading club call me “Junior.” To add insult to injury, one of The Beast’s fenders flew off and struck a Prius carrying a baby and now I’m being sued. Can you send me a voice recording of you singing “you’re a big handsome boy” like you did last month?
Love,
Timmy (But please remember to call me Lord Bulgemaster when my friends are around)
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ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 12:09:47 JST ADHDean
I have glued
the parts
that were on
the Cybertruckand which
you probably
thought
were rivetedForgive me
they were opportune
so cheap
and so easy -
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ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 15-Mar-2025 02:39:15 JST ADHDean
Welcome to the USA, where we no longer have a rationally functioning government or clear delineation between its branches.
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ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 00:48:07 JST ADHDean
Whoa, I nearly forgot! Today is the first day of #MarshMadness!
What it is: Post your pics (or art, or stories, etc.) of estuaries, swamps, wetlands, marshes and the critters living there, and add the hashtag. It’s a celebration of all things lovely and soggy in this gorgeous world of ours!
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ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 02-Mar-2025 13:02:09 JST ADHDean
@Fragglemuppet Going to the Center for Puppetry Arts?