Notices by ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)

With all these sexual assaulters as picks, we should call them his Grabinet

@GottaLaff I keep hoping that this batch, like the batches before them, will be so underqualified and overwhelmed that they’ll eventually just flame out. Or will be unwilling or unable to polish the Dope In Chief’s shoes to an adequate shine and get canned in one or two Scaramuccis.

Just walked out of a church service because the pastor decided to celebrate Trump’s win by starting a statement about the “woke agenda.” When someone uses that term, they have absolutely nothing worthwhile to say, and they certainly aren’t preaching the words of Christ.

Right now there are a bunch of old fat white guys who are disappointed they don’t get to play civil war

I don’t know about the other married people out there, but I married a grown-ass woman who can vote for whomever she damn well pleases.

While you’re excitedly showing off all the fancy digital bells and whistles on your new car, GenXers are thinking “that’s just more expensive shit that’ll break as soon as the warranty is up.”

@Mrfunkedude That seems shady to me.

@Kierkegaanks My understanding is that the French are pretty disagreeable in general, so what you’re describing is basically a Tuesday for one of them

Thank you for correcting my French instead of understanding the joke. It’s 100% Mastodon.

@Kierkegaanks The funniest thing is that my joke is *not* factually incorrect.

But I totally saved that pic for later

Techy people on Mastodon use A LOT of acronyms. Y’all are worse than the government.

Imagine if people in everyday life behaved like Trump behaves:

You go to check out at the grocery store and your cashier rambles and says hateful things to and about the other shoppers, and keeps like 1/5 of your groceries.

You try telling the doctor what’s going on with your stomach and she goes on a long rant about how brilliant she is at stomach medicine and how all her professors raved about how she knew more about stomachs than they did, but then she tells you to eat nothing but sand for the next 4 years.

You try and ask the person at the power company why your bill is 3x more than normal, and the customer service clerk just does a smug little shuffling dance while pretending you’re not there.

Why am I dressed like this?

1. I’m interpreting a conference

2. I’m seeking revenge for my murdered puppy

@spocko The Challa Cthulu?

Trump’s cruelty is stupid and opportunistic. Vance’s cruelty is deeply thought out and intentional.

They don’t teach this in school, but if you stick one finger in your belly button and one finger in your ear, it takes you back to factory settings.

Just a friendly reminder that Donald Trump and his Igor dude have sparked more than 30 bomb threats in Ohio because they want us to forget how soundly and finally Vice President Harris beat Trump’s ass in the debate, and that he has not even the concept of a plan for any policy.

Remember that scene in O Brother, Where Art Thou when Homer Stokes reveals his true colors and gets run out of town on a rail? Man, I wish that still happened in 2024

Donald Trump’s style of public speaking is called Free Dissociation.