Notices by ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but overthrowing tyranny isn’t radical; it’s reasonable.

Dudebros paid $100K for a stupid looking, poorly performing, dangerous vehicle with parts that were literally glued on. This is art.

Dear Mom,

I’m feeling kinda sad lately because poors have been throwing milkshakes at The Beast again, and since I got stuck driving over a curb, the bros in the off-roading club call me “Junior.” To add insult to injury, one of The Beast’s fenders flew off and struck a Prius carrying a baby and now I’m being sued. Can you send me a voice recording of you singing “you’re a big handsome boy” like you did last month?

Love,

Timmy (But please remember to call me Lord Bulgemaster when my friends are around)

I have glued
the parts
that were on
the Cybertruck

and which
you probably
thought
were riveted

Forgive me
they were opportune
so cheap
and so easy

#GlueASongPoemOrLimerick
#HashTagGames

Welcome to the USA, where we no longer have a rationally functioning government or clear delineation between its branches.

Whoa, I nearly forgot! Today is the first day of #MarshMadness!

What it is: Post your pics (or art, or stories, etc.) of estuaries, swamps, wetlands, marshes and the critters living there, and add the hashtag. It’s a celebration of all things lovely and soggy in this gorgeous world of ours!

@Fragglemuppet Going to the Center for Puppetry Arts?

Waiting for the article breaking the story that DOGE is costing taxpayers far more in rehiring costs, law suit settlements, Mountain Dew and Takis than they ever saved with all their imaginary cuts.

@farah What series? Saved By The Bell? SpongeBob? What did the Danes do better?

So
Happy
It’s
Thursday

#SoHappyItsThursday

@TheBreadmonkey
The numpty with double-deep pockets
He got exploding rockets
Kick him in the shin
Brighten up your grin
And drag that bastard to the dockets

IT’S WEEKEND BEIGE, BITCHES!!

I knew someone was such a flounce
whenever they fancied a bounce
They’d take off their knickers
apply market stickers
and then sell it to folk by the ounce

This is possibly the first time I’ve ever awakened with a limerick in my head. It could be because yesterday, I briefly pondered whether I should try my hand at them. The ADHD brain is a wonderful, terrible thing.

We have *actual* nazis waving swastika flags on bridges, yet we’re still screaming at each other online for being the wrong kind of progressive. This is why the bad guys are kicking our asses in elections and public sentiment.

A house divided cannot stand, yet here we are with stones in our fists and aiming beside us.

New rule for the Federated timeline: for every political post, there should be one containing nudity. I believe we can make this happen.

Mastodon users aren’t like people on other social media. It’s the only place where a retired librarian will be like “here’s a link to my moss collection and oh, by the way, here’s the website of a local artisan who makes knives sharp enough to cut any nazi throat.”

Kid at this tournament wearing a shirt that says:
MY NECK
MY BACK
MY ANXIETY
ATTACK

I am convinced that half of Americans don’t know how four-way stops work.

Hey, you

Yeah, you.

You are you, and that’s really cool. It’s okay if you’re trying to be a better you, that’s admirable. We could all stand to be more steady, more settled, more successful, or more learned, or more whatever. That’s good and right.

But don’t let anybody tell you that the you you are right now isn’t good enough. You were born good enough, and you’ll always be good enough, even if you’re not exactly where you want to be right now.

You’re you, and YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME.