Notices by ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)

@the_etrain Writing Strongly Worded Letters Against The Machine

Quick tip for the environmentally conscious: your old t-shirts can be repurposed as wicks for Molotov cocktails.

Dear parent of a Deaf child who uses ASL as their primary (or only) mode of communication, I implore you to ask yourself: do you know more than a few basic signs?

For example, can you have The Big Sex Talk? Can you explain why grandad isn’t here anymore and what your family believe happens after death? Can you explain how to balance a checkbook, how to shop for groceries, how to put gas in the car?

If you can’t, whom do you want to have these talks with your kid? Because someone needs to.

@Natasha_Jay This post is zombieist, Natasha

@roadriverrail We need a Pho Cup

I’m disappointed the new local Asian restaurant rejected my name idea. I think “Thai Me Up” would have been great.

Got kicked out of the orgy for insisting on going bareback while screaming “OPSEC IS CLEAN!”

I have been taken to task and called an ableist because *checks notes* what if someone is an abuser because they had the personal accountability abused out of them?

@KarenStrickholm Joke’s on you, she didn’t hear him because she was sexting with her trainer @amiserabilist

I had some *really* bad shit happen to me as a child. Here’s an incomplete list of things those experiences didn’t make me do:

1. Shoot up a university
2. March in a nazi parade
3. Abuse other people
4. Harm anyone at all and blame it on the abuse/weirdness I endured as a child

Today, I met and got to know two new Deaf people I’d never met, saw a bunch of Deaf kids who remember me from a camp they attended (I messed with them constantly) and got a bunch of fist bumps, chatted with one of my oldest and dearest friends, and interpreted a training on a really cool piece of tech. AND I GOT PAID TO DO IT.

We need an updated Land Of Confusion video, complete with Spitting Image puppets of all the key players. If you’re too young, here’s the original:

https://youtu.be/Yq7FKO5DlV0

How To Write A Viral Toot:

1. Take shower
2. Have brilliant idea
3. Dry off
4. Dammit! I forgot!
5. Wait 1 year
6. Repeat for eternity

@evan You’re welcome! It’s unsurprisingly easy.

Today is my 20,188th day of not being a Nazi.

@RickiTarr The rustling of leaves
The pattering of rain
The VROIP! VROP! of corduroy (okay, that last one may be mine)

Jen and I were unable to attend, but people in our tiny little (very red) university town held a Hands Off rally today! I’m proud of my community.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but overthrowing tyranny isn’t radical; it’s reasonable.

Dudebros paid $100K for a stupid looking, poorly performing, dangerous vehicle with parts that were literally glued on. This is art.

Dear Mom,

I’m feeling kinda sad lately because poors have been throwing milkshakes at The Beast again, and since I got stuck driving over a curb, the bros in the off-roading club call me “Junior.” To add insult to injury, one of The Beast’s fenders flew off and struck a Prius carrying a baby and now I’m being sued. Can you send me a voice recording of you singing “you’re a big handsome boy” like you did last month?

Love,

Timmy (But please remember to call me Lord Bulgemaster when my friends are around)