Notices by Ricki Christmas Evil Tarr (rickitarr@beige.party)

What is it like for guys named David, Michael, and John? Everywhere you go like 3 other people have your name. Do you all have a secret club?

Other Countries and Every Day People: Sending money, goods, and physically helping with the L.A. fires.

MAGA Republicans: Drag Queens are driving up the price of eggs, causing wildfires, also this is God's Judgment, unless it's my house.

If you were an "old soul" or a "little adult" as a kid, you probably had emotionally immature parents, so you had to take care of emotional and often physical needs of the other people in your family. You probably have no idea how to ask for help, and you keep taking on caretaker roles in all your relationships, even when it's inappropriate, like a partner, friendship or a workplace relationship.

They Want You:

Worried
Stressed
Scared
Confused
Irrational
Impotently Angry
Directionless
Hopeless

People like this are easy to control, People like this stop trying. Sometimes it feels like, "What can I even do?!" Times like this I think about this quote from P.J. O'Rourke:

Everyone wants to save the world, but no one wants to help Mom do the dishes.

Small things matter, my life has been changed by small acts of kindness. We don't have to save the world, but we can make our small part of it better. A lot of you probably do this already, and you don't even think about it. Remember being kind includes being kind to yourself too!

You're already tortured, you might as well be an artist.

Cosmonaut is a way cooler word than Astronaut, sorry, but it is.

This is the most delightfully nerdy thing I've ever seen:

Mastodon is full of people who accidentally got in trouble at school. You asked too many questions. You challenged teachers authority on subjects if you didn't feel like they explained it well enough. You suggested a third option when there were only two presented. You didn't understand why you got in trouble, you were just trying to give everyone a fuller experience.

Another edition of:

Is this really funny or am I just high?

"Yes, but poor people abuse the system!"

Do they? Let's talk about how rich people abuse the system then.

Wanting more than just barely surviving isn't people abusing the system. It was supposed to be the American Dream.

One day you grow up enough to realize that you're too big to be picked up and held anymore. Dogs never realize this, in fact, the bigger they are the less they realize it.

People like Disney because it's the fantasy of a European walkable city that's accessible, and has easy available public transport.

I'm crying, the rage!!!

I have never thought of it this way, but ACCURATE:

Me, who finally watered my poor plants.

Cunk should host every political debate.

Where do you fall in the Square?

You ever put a task off for a long time, and then you finally do it, and it takes like 15 minutes?

OMG, IF WE JUST LET PEOPLE PICK THEIR OWN GENDER, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN, AND IT WON'T AFFECT ANYONE IN ANY WAY!