Notices by Ricki Crush Bandicute Tarr (rickitarr@beige.party)

"We all become our parents."

That's cool, if your parents were great. More power to you!

But if they weren't, we can help heal ourselves by breaking generational trauma. We don't have to become them, or at least not the ugly toxic things, and we certainly don't have to spread them to other people.

Mom: We have food at home!

It is amazing to me, that they same guy who did this, also did this:

@Thebratdragon She'd definitely be on Fedi

@JessTheUnstill Always with the questions, total sealioner

Okay, since we are doing this anyway.

Which historical figures, would dominate each of the different social media platforms?

When people talk about how historical figures would turn over in their grave if they saw social media, I say they would love it. Abraham Lincoln would have posted this on Facebook, and then people would be like, "What's up, Sis?" and he would reply, "I don't want to talk about it, let me have my privacy!"

"I am the most miserable man living. If what I am feeling were distributed to the whole human family, there would not be a cheerful face on the earth. That I shall ever be better, I cannot tell. I awfully forbode I shall not. Now, to remain as I am is impossible. I must die, or be better, it appears to me."

And I can 100% see Mark Twain taking the internet by storm, when someone reports that he is dead, and he posts this on his socials:

"The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated"

Plus literally everything Mae West ever said was internet gold, she would have destroyed Instagram:

"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful"

"When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better."

"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted."

"Sex is an emotion in motion."

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."

"It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men."

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."

"Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache."

"A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up."

"When women go wrong, men go right after them."

"All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else."

"An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises."

"Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly."

"Don't marry a man to reform him – that's what reform schools are for."

"To err is human – but it feels divine."

"Beulah, peel me a grape!"

"Your wife is your partner, not your Mom."

Your Mom shouldn't be cleaning up after your ass either!

If the creative team behind Oreos and Japanese Kit Kats got together imagine the flavors they would make.

If you see a Hollywood type man suddenly go religious, you're about to find out they did something awful.

Things We Saw In Prison Part 3:
So, from what we understand this prison had a work farm. There are a bunch of barn sort of buildings. The last photo you can see an outline of a man inside the building, which scared me at first, but I'm pretty sure it's my brother going in when I didn't notice

In Medieval Germany, they had what was called Marriage Duels, where a husband and wife could physically fight each other.

To make things fair, the husband had to stand in a hole with one hand tied behind his back, holding a sword in his free hand, while the woman hit him with a bag of rocks.

I'm going to bring this up every time someone has a problem with No Fault Divorce.

Things We Saw In Prison Part 2:

So, this is the kitchen, and y'all, it is a middle room, and it was DARK. We had to get a high powered flashlight. The weird thing about the whole thing is they left basically everything. Some of it is worth a lot of money, why wouldn't they, at least, auction it off.

If anyone knows what the round thing is, let me know.

Everyone needs to learn the difference between going through something with someone, and someone putting you through something.

You can't understand the charisma that an Alligator Swamp Tour Captain has, unless you've met one.

Actually losing money as a billionaire is insane. Three percent interest on a billion is 30 million a year. They just aren't very smart or good at stuff.

Just a reminder that Jeff Bezos owns a boat that cost 500 million dollars.

Fellas, is it gay to say hello?!

Any recommendations for restaurant, cocktail bars, or activities in the New Orleans/Mobile/Biloxi area would be appreciated.