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    Poloniousmonk (uair@autistics.life)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 11:17:50 JST Poloniousmonk Poloniousmonk
    in reply to
    • Em :official_verified:

    @Em0nM4stodon

    I don't understand why this isn't inverted. Why isn't there a browser setting that I can use to decide my level of consent that every website has to obey? Why do the predators get to take the lead and I have to deal with an enormous amount of bullshit in order to deflect them?

    Women have been asking this question for a long, long time. There may be a connection here.

    In conversation about a day ago from autistics.life permalink
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    Poloniousmonk (uair@autistics.life)'s status on Monday, 19-May-2025 09:12:33 JST Poloniousmonk Poloniousmonk

    @Pistolenkind

    Amusingly, there are two extremely different reasons why that ad wouldn't have flown then or now. Then we were too prudish. The FCC would have fined any teevee station that aired it. Now we're too feminist.

    Some things got better.

    In conversation about 5 days ago from autistics.life permalink
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    Poloniousmonk (uair@autistics.life)'s status on Thursday, 15-May-2025 12:28:51 JST Poloniousmonk Poloniousmonk

    @actuallyautistic @actuallyaudhd

    In case anybody missed the Landover Baptist Church. This is a lot of fun.

    https://www.landoverbaptist.org/

    In conversation about 8 days ago from autistics.life permalink
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    Poloniousmonk (uair@autistics.life)'s status on Thursday, 15-May-2025 05:47:38 JST Poloniousmonk Poloniousmonk
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    • Church of Jeff

    @jeffowski

    Better you than me. I no longer have the patience for that kind of stuff.

    If you haven't read my 95 theses, you'll probably like. I destroy religion. Raping children is a feature, not a bug, and I explicate that.

    https://poloniousmonk.substack.com/p/here-lies-one-whose-name-was-writ

    In conversation about 9 days ago from autistics.life permalink
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    Poloniousmonk (uair@autistics.life)'s status on Thursday, 15-May-2025 05:41:04 JST Poloniousmonk Poloniousmonk
    in reply to
    • Church of Jeff

    @jeffowski

    you are being trolled.

    In conversation about 9 days ago from autistics.life permalink
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    Poloniousmonk (uair@autistics.life)'s status on Thursday, 15-May-2025 05:29:21 JST Poloniousmonk Poloniousmonk
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    • Church of Jeff

    @jeffowski

    "Arguing with anonymous strangers on the internet is a sucker's game because they always turn out to be, or be indistinguishable from, self-righteous sixteen year olds with infinite free time."--Neil Stephenson

    "Arguing with religious people is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon will knock over all the pieces, take a crap on the board, and fly back to its flock to claim victory."--Scott D. Weitzenhoffer

    In conversation about 9 days ago from autistics.life permalink
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    Poloniousmonk (uair@autistics.life)'s status on Thursday, 15-May-2025 05:11:33 JST Poloniousmonk Poloniousmonk
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    • Church of Jeff

    @jeffowski

    Also, if you're not equally agnostic to the existence of Harry Potter as you are to your god, you are not agnostic. You are religious with doubts.

    In conversation about 9 days ago from autistics.life permalink
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    Poloniousmonk (uair@autistics.life)'s status on Monday, 12-May-2025 22:06:40 JST Poloniousmonk Poloniousmonk
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    • Kim Possible :kimoji_fire:

    @kimlockhartga

    This is long, but good.

    https://thinkbigpicture.substack.com/p/human-sex-gender-nonbinary

    In conversation about 11 days ago from autistics.life permalink
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    Poloniousmonk (uair@autistics.life)'s status on Monday, 12-May-2025 01:17:08 JST Poloniousmonk Poloniousmonk
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    • Mr. Bill

    @bmacDonald94

    Education is a lifelong, self-directed process that forced schooling is designed to subvert.

    In conversation about 12 days ago from autistics.life permalink
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    Poloniousmonk (uair@autistics.life)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 14:47:40 JST Poloniousmonk Poloniousmonk
    • Andrew Zonenberg

    @azonenberg

    I'm honestly curious, and baffled.

    I'm AuDHD, but never saw the point of fluffy toys. Not even as a kid.

    Now they need grounding?

    There's something I'm missing about all this. Are all blahaj electrified?

    In conversation about 19 days ago from autistics.life permalink
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    Poloniousmonk (uair@autistics.life)'s status on Saturday, 26-Apr-2025 15:15:03 JST Poloniousmonk Poloniousmonk
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    • Em :official_verified:

    @Em0nM4stodon

    Somebody made me an image of J Edgar Hoover in drag.

    In conversation about a month ago from autistics.life permalink

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    Poloniousmonk (uair@autistics.life)'s status on Monday, 21-Apr-2025 02:56:38 JST Poloniousmonk Poloniousmonk
    • Mr. Bill

    @bmacDonald94

    I wish I was allowed to buy weed.

    It's legal to own in my state, but illegal to sell. I don't know any criminals.

    In conversation about a month ago from autistics.life permalink

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    Poloniousmonk (uair@autistics.life)'s status on Monday, 21-Apr-2025 02:54:08 JST Poloniousmonk Poloniousmonk

    #WritersCoffeeClub Apr 20. What role does religion play in your writing?

    None.

    In conversation about a month ago from autistics.life permalink
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    Poloniousmonk (uair@autistics.life)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 07:37:16 JST Poloniousmonk Poloniousmonk
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    • feld

    @feld

    I know there was an old wive's tale that cold weather caused resp infections. It was actually the ventilation once everyone came indoors and closed the widows.

    Maybe?

    In conversation about a month ago from autistics.life permalink
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    Poloniousmonk (uair@autistics.life)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 01:19:15 JST Poloniousmonk Poloniousmonk

    @actuallyautistic

    Harper's Weekly Review

    A weekly dispatch taking aim at the relentless absurdity of the 24-hour news cycle.

    The number of people confirmed to have been killed by a magnitude 7.7 earthquake in Myanmar increased to 3,354, and the United States increased its tariff on Myanmar exports to 44 percent.1 2 The U.S. president imposed a 20 percent tariff on imports from the European Union, and then his secretary of state advised the bloc not to stop purchasing American weapons.3 4 5 The U.S. president increased the total tariff on Chinese goods to 54 percent, and it was reported that the U.S. government had banned employees in China from having sex with Chinese nationals.6 7 8 The U.S. president applied a 10 percent tariff on the majority of goods imported from the United Kingdom, and a British mother filmed her son eating her father’s ashes.9 10 The U.S. president put a 10 percent tariff on an uninhabited island in the Indian Ocean, and a 24-year-old American was arrested by the Indian Navy for bringing the world’s most isolated tribe a can of Coke.11 12 In South Korea, the parliament removed its president from office for declaring martial law, and its speaker proposed amending the country’s constitution to limit presidential power.13 14

    More than 150,000 people protested in the streets of Madrid to demand affordable housing, and heavy rains in the Congolese capital of Kinshasa caused flooding that killed at least 22 people.15 16 The former CEO of a German insurance corporation said a global temperature increase of 3 degrees Celsius from the preindustrial era would “destroy capital,” cause a “climate-induced credit crunch,” and lead to “market failure”; and the chairman of a British oil company announced plans to resign due to shareholder anger over his attempt to achieve net-zero carbon emissions.17 18 A study found that climate change strengthened a March heatwave in Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Tajikistan, and Kyrgyzstan, where temperatures were more than 15 degrees Celsius above average; the Florida senate voted to ban weather control devices; and NASA doubled to 3.8 percent its estimate of the likelihood that an asteroid collides with the moon in 2032.19 20 21 A man in Nevada claimed that the seven tigers seized from his home were service animals, and marine experts in California reported that a neurotoxin present in algae was causing sea lions to be more violent. “Its expression was,” said the victim of a sea lion attack, “almost demonic.”22 23

    A smartphone company announced that it would release a phone that emits pleasant odors, a software developer used artificial intelligence to build an app that provides users with recipes for cyanide-laced ice cream and uranium bombs, and a man in a New York appeals court attempted to state his case via an attorney generated by artificial intelligence.24 25 26 “I come here,” said the avatar, “a humble pro se.”27 Doctors surveyed in the United Kingdom reported a rise in Victorian diseases, and it was reported that five nurses who work on the same floor of a Massachusetts hospital all developed brain tumors.28 29 The CEO of an American financial firm was arrested for choking a man whose wife requested he wear shoes on the dance floor of a cruise ship, a man in Florida was arrested for battery of an adult attendant after a children’s lemonade stand denied him a free refill, and the city of Montreal converted an occupied parking space into a bus stop and then issued a ticket to the vehicle’s owner.30 31 32 34 In Canada, the leader of the New Democratic Party suggested that the country resume selling WWII–era Victory Bonds; and in Afghanistan, the Taliban announced that it was investigating a man’s claim to have been in his thirties in 1919, at the end of the Third Anglo–Afghan War.35 36 “Everyone,” he said, “thanked King Amanullah Khan for chasing the British away.”37 —Joe Kloc

    

    Read the web version at harpers.org

    In conversation about a month ago from autistics.life permalink

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      Harper’s Magazine, the oldest general-interest monthly in America, explores the issues that drive our national conversation, through long-form narrative journalism and essays, and such celebrated features as the iconic Harper’s Index.
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    Poloniousmonk (uair@autistics.life)'s status on Thursday, 03-Apr-2025 01:32:03 JST Poloniousmonk Poloniousmonk
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    • Paul Cantrell

    @inthehands

    Don't forget--they drown you, too.

    https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/03/14/angela-chao-tesla-accident/72969299007/

    In conversation about 2 months ago from autistics.life permalink
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    Poloniousmonk (uair@autistics.life)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 10:24:35 JST Poloniousmonk Poloniousmonk
    • Mr. Bill

    @bmacDonald94

    Another installment in the great tradition of "killing the woman you love" songs.

    See also: "I used to Love Her" by G'n'R

    and

    "Possum Kingdom" by The Toadies

    In conversation about 2 months ago from autistics.life permalink
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    Poloniousmonk (uair@autistics.life)'s status on Saturday, 15-Mar-2025 15:58:00 JST Poloniousmonk Poloniousmonk

    @actuallyautistic

    Hello all. Could you please like, forward, or reply to this? The only way I know to silence a browser tab is if I hit the speaker icon on the tab itself, and I have about 1.5 secs to do so. I spend days struggling to silence the notifications from this page, and I just accidentally unsilenced it when clicking over from my email. Just make the thing make some noise so I can silence it again. Thanks.

    In conversation about 2 months ago from autistics.life permalink
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    Poloniousmonk (uair@autistics.life)'s status on Saturday, 15-Mar-2025 12:15:33 JST Poloniousmonk Poloniousmonk
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    • Paul Cantrell

    @inthehands

    My new slogan:

    It's pointless to debate a nazi.

    In conversation about 2 months ago from autistics.life permalink
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    Poloniousmonk (uair@autistics.life)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 05:41:31 JST Poloniousmonk Poloniousmonk
    • Movies Feed

    @actuallyautistic @movies

    Anyone remember the time Jon Stewart walked onto "Crossfire" and literally killed the show? He gets some good quips in on tucker carlson.

    https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE

    In conversation about 2 months ago from autistics.life permalink
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    I have no hole into which you can pigeon me. I'm unique. Just like everyone else.I'm equal parts seven, seventeen, and seventy, and have been since elementary school. I've got the open ended curiosity of a seven year old, the suicidal bravery of a seventeen year old, and the wisdom of an old man.I am equal parts George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter Thompson, and Charles Bukowski.

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