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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Friday, 22-May-2026 06:20:44 JST Church of Jeff

#ShitIFind
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1. Stop beating yourself up about mistakes you made in the past. Focus on making new, better mistakes in the future.
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Thursday, 21-May-2026 12:01:44 JST Church of Jeff

I am sitting at 7,888 followers.
Only 112 to get to 8000 followers.
For #FollowFriday
who should I be following for more memes?
who should I be amplifying?

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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Thursday, 21-May-2026 05:46:45 JST Church of Jeff

I'm trying to get my friend Jonathan Hiebert to come over to Mastodon with his #whimsy and flower crowns.
If you're on Facebook, go over and tell him to come over to Mastodon and tell him Jeffowski told you to do it too.
https://www.facebook.com/jonathan.hiebert.1
#Authenticity #selfexpression
In conversation about a day ago from mastodon.world permalink
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1. Domain not in remote thumbnail source whitelist: scontent-nrt1-2.xx.fbcdn.net
  
  Jonathan Hiebert
  
  Jonathan Hiebert - 「いいね！」74,580件 · 37,947人が話題にしています - デジタルクリエイター
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Thursday, 21-May-2026 05:27:53 JST Church of Jeff

#MAGA #TrumpOnlyFucksUp #LetsGoTACO
#NoKings #Woke #NACHO #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #TrumpEpsteinFiles #TrumpRapedKids
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1. Imagine being so indoctrinated that it makes YOU ANGRY when someone says you deserve food, housing, livable wages, & healthcare
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Thursday, 21-May-2026 05:04:12 JST Church of Jeff

#FreeThinker #TheBible #ReligionIsPoison #AmericanChristianity
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1. Beatrix Kiddo @marykatbow Random guy in the Bible: Ok, but why is God talking through you and not directly to us? 11:27 PM - May 9, 2026
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Thursday, 21-May-2026 04:22:53 JST Church of Jeff

#ReligionIsPoison #JesusJokes #ShitIFind
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1. Joseph and Jesus working in the carpentry shop. Joseph addresses Jesus, "And stop wearing those flimsy sandals while working. You might get a nail stuck in your foot." Jesus, "Right dad... like that's ever gonna happen lmao"
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Thursday, 21-May-2026 03:05:42 JST Church of Jeff

Yearslong fight over users' right to tweak smart TV software heads to trial - Ars Technica
Yearslong fight over users' right to tweak smart TV software heads to trial - Ars Technica https://share.google/v5TJzH9GmjOCvmpUk
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1. Domain not in remote thumbnail source whitelist: cdn.arstechnica.net
  
  Yearslong fight over users' right to tweak smart TV software heads to trial
  
  Access to TV OS's source code could allow users to limit ads, tracking.
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Thursday, 21-May-2026 01:20:03 JST Church of Jeff
in reply to
- Glen T, heated, not stirred
@glent --
Note how I didn't put "1 Peter 3:3-4" in the alt-text, because it was incorrect.
It also definitely isn't this guy's position anyhow, as the important parts he wants to get across is across the top.
In conversation about a day ago from mastodon.world permalink
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1. Domain not in remote thumbnail source whitelist: incorrect.It
  
  INCORRECT.IT
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Thursday, 21-May-2026 01:19:50 JST Church of Jeff
in reply to
- Matt Jordan
@muhkayoh --
#PunchNazis is a rule, not a slogan.

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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Wednesday, 20-May-2026 23:54:16 JST Church of Jeff

#GregAbbott #texas #vote #bluewave
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1. texasjchristian — Greg Abbott is campaigning on "fixing things", ending corruption, bringing reform in Texas. All of the republicans are. MFers have had 30 years. All of Texas problems are now 100% their own; republicans squarely to blame. 100% Don't forget that, Texas.
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Wednesday, 20-May-2026 23:46:08 JST Church of Jeff

#MAGA #TrumpIsYourDaddy #incels #LonelinessEpidemic #darwinism
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1. < Raina Sumpter • The Incel Squad was in Eugene this weekend, unironically holding up signs explaining why they're incels. [Guy holding a sign: MAKE WOMEN MEEK, MODEST, AND SUBMISSIVE AGAIN]
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Wednesday, 20-May-2026 13:42:34 JST Church of Jeff

#ReligionIsPoison #MileyCyrus #PassionOfTheChrist #ShitIFind
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1. Miley Cyrus twerking, photoshopped in front of Jesus on the cross crying out from "The Passion of The Christ" movie.
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Wednesday, 20-May-2026 07:51:10 JST Church of Jeff

#ReligionIsPoison #ThoughtsAndPrayers
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1. Oh, You're tired of my anti-religion posts? Why don't you pray for me to stop?
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Wednesday, 20-May-2026 04:29:07 JST Church of Jeff

#ReligionIsPoison #ShitIFind #AmericanChristianity #ChristianNationalism #ChristianDominionism
In conversation about 2 days ago from mastodon.world permalink
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1. Memes encourage women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. -- Pat Robertson
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Wednesday, 20-May-2026 04:28:07 JST Church of Jeff
in reply to
- Anime News Network (RSS)
@animenewsnetworkrss --
That makes the three month summer subscription discount make sense.
I've seen it advertised all over. Major ad blitz might be happening too.

In conversation about 2 days ago from mastodon.world permalink
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Wednesday, 20-May-2026 04:15:35 JST Church of Jeff

#TrumpWar #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #TrumpEconomy #IranWar #StraitOfHormuz #ThisIsWhatYouVotedFor #PedophileProtector #NoKings #LetsGoTACO #TrumpOnlyFucksUp #NACHO
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1. An infographic of a cycle with four steps: Economy collapses under a Republican president ---> America Elects a Democratic president who sets the country on the path to recovery ---> The economic recovery is slow and uneven so America elects a Republican president ---> Republicans institute their economic agenda --->(YOU ARE HERE, marker is right at the end of this arrow before it loops back to...)
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Wednesday, 20-May-2026 03:10:09 JST Church of Jeff

#ThomasPaine #Philosophy #Honesty
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1. He who dares not offend not be honest. -- Thomas Paine
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Wednesday, 20-May-2026 02:55:43 JST Church of Jeff

#ShitIFind
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1. You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Wednesday, 20-May-2026 02:44:47 JST Church of Jeff

#LetsGoTACO #TrumpOnlyFucksUp #BlueWave #EastWing #TrumpEconomy #NATO #AmericanExceptionalism #NACHO #IranWar #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #TrumpEpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinWar #TrumpEpsteinDistraction #TrumpShitTheBed
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1. Here's the part no one is saying: The next president won't get areal first term. They'll inherit a repair job. Rebuilding the East Wing. Taking his name off buildings. Reconnecting with our allies. Restoring credibility. Undoing damage. An entire presidency spent fixing what Trump broke.
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Wednesday, 20-May-2026 02:42:59 JST Church of Jeff

#Abortion #WomensRights #RoeVWade #WelcomeToGilead #ThisIsWhatYouVotedFor

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