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   Ricki Yasha Tarr (rickitarr@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 30-May-2025 04:20:52 JST Ricki Yasha Tarr

   Imagine if Jesus turned out to be real, and came back to find the seat of his religion in Rome.

   Like what, you mean those dudes that helped crucify me, that Rome?!

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     spookyduck (helplessduck@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 30-May-2025 06:46:09 JST spookyduck

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     I feel like Jesus would spend all of fifteen seconds here before he got on the phone and ordered another flood.

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     Ricki Yasha Tarr (rickitarr@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 30-May-2025 06:46:09 JST Ricki Yasha Tarr

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     @helplessduck He promised no more floods, super volcanos maybe lol

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     Dr. Professor Fred Rococo (morgan@sfba.social)'s status on Friday, 30-May-2025 08:04:33 JST Dr. Professor Fred Rococo

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     @RickiTarr the new Pope has been meeting with world leaders, and also leaders from other worlds. He has calls, he's talking about issues, getting to know these people. Somehow the subject of Jesus came up, one of the aliens said "We love that guy, he was just here last month. He's so funny, tells the best jokes. Always knows the right restaurants." The pope was a bit mortified. "What do you mean, he was there last month. He hasn't been here in 2000 years." The alien said "Really? Well, what did you do the last time he visited?"