Notices by Ricki Crush Bandicute Tarr (rickitarr@beige.party), page 2

Okay, let's talk about something silly!

What are your favorite snacks? Tell me a favorite healthier one, and a favorite indulgent one!

This is hard for me to choose, but I'll pick stuff I've been into lately.

Healthier option:

There is this drink/snack in Mexico that is honestly kind of a hangover cure, but it's called a Rusa. It's different kinds of chopped up fruit and ice with a grapefruit soda poured over and chamoy and tajin. It's so refreshing, and had endless variety. For every day, I make it healthier by using flavored water or a lower calorie soda, but it's a fun way to get fruit, sort of like a nonalcoholic sangria.

Indulgent Snack:

Gotta go with chocolate chip cookies or bars, they are just hard to beat, I like mine with dark chocolate, lots of nuts, and a sprinkle of fancy salt.

Just remember that every time a group has fought for positive social and political change throughout history, they have been told that what they were doing was pointless, wouldn't matter, and wouldn't change anything.

They have been wrong every time.

Y'all, I'm dying, Logan Paul had a daughter this year, and the platform of malformed incels he fostered have been their normal selves, and he realized it might not be great. This quote is hilarious:

“Thinking about having a daughter, my mind went to some dark places, dude,” he said in a confessional, looking somber. “I don’t want to come across like a woke asshole, but like, dude, women have it hard. Women have it fucking hard. And I empathize with them.”

Thinking women are people, who deserve respect, so woke, apparently.

I'm so sick people thinking if they don't like the system, they can just not be a part of it. There will always be a system, and you will always be affected by it. There is no system that runs in autopilot. Even in the best case scenario, where there is revolution (we don't need to talk about the 50 years of violent unrest that follows violent revolution, right?) there will still be a system, you'll still be a part of it, it will still be vulnerable.

The Cost of freedom is eternal vigilance, the cost of not participating is even higher.

Why do 70's ads always look like a woman is about to either get murdered or have the best sex of her life?

Horseshoe Crabs are so cool. They've survived like 5 mass extinction events without really changing much at all. Their blood is a blue color due to the copper-based hemocyanin protein, which transports oxygen. Their blood is highly sensitive to endotoxins, and it is used by scientists and researchers to detect possible contamination.

My brother's boyfriend has a birthday coming up, and he's always bragged that he's never touched a vagina, because his mother had a C Section. So, these are the things we have done:

Republicans in Utah and Idaho ban pride flags from public display.

Salt Lake City creates their own official city pride flags. Boise just straight up makes pride flags one of their official city flags.

https://apnews.com/article/boise-salt-lake-city-pride-flags-law-13c8f9f7269d1b33daaa7ef041c6c497

Sorry Everyone, should have mentioned I was doing a Social Media break during vacation! I missed you too!

"We all become our parents."

That's cool, if your parents were great. More power to you!

But if they weren't, we can help heal ourselves by breaking generational trauma. We don't have to become them, or at least not the ugly toxic things, and we certainly don't have to spread them to other people.

Mom: We have food at home!

It is amazing to me, that they same guy who did this, also did this:

@Thebratdragon She'd definitely be on Fedi

@JessTheUnstill Always with the questions, total sealioner

Okay, since we are doing this anyway.

Which historical figures, would dominate each of the different social media platforms?

When people talk about how historical figures would turn over in their grave if they saw social media, I say they would love it. Abraham Lincoln would have posted this on Facebook, and then people would be like, "What's up, Sis?" and he would reply, "I don't want to talk about it, let me have my privacy!"

"I am the most miserable man living. If what I am feeling were distributed to the whole human family, there would not be a cheerful face on the earth. That I shall ever be better, I cannot tell. I awfully forbode I shall not. Now, to remain as I am is impossible. I must die, or be better, it appears to me."

And I can 100% see Mark Twain taking the internet by storm, when someone reports that he is dead, and he posts this on his socials:

"The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated"

Plus literally everything Mae West ever said was internet gold, she would have destroyed Instagram:

"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful"

"When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better."

"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted."

"Sex is an emotion in motion."

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."

"It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men."

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."

"Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache."

"A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up."

"When women go wrong, men go right after them."

"All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else."

"An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises."

"Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly."

"Don't marry a man to reform him – that's what reform schools are for."

"To err is human – but it feels divine."

"Beulah, peel me a grape!"

"Your wife is your partner, not your Mom."

Your Mom shouldn't be cleaning up after your ass either!

If the creative team behind Oreos and Japanese Kit Kats got together imagine the flavors they would make.

If you see a Hollywood type man suddenly go religious, you're about to find out they did something awful.