Notices by Estarriol, lucozade dragon (thebratdragon@mastodon.scot)

@nota Ahhhh that is the trouble with growing up, no one asks you your favourite dinosaur anymore.

@goatsarah @christineburns @ChrisMayLA6

they were practising......

@christineburns @ChrisMayLA6 I blame the whales, once they started targetting yachts they had to find somewhere else to be.

@christineburns @ChrisMayLA6 fleets of seagulls divebombing.

The Orcas are doing well, their test programme is a success and they are now ramping it up they have told me.

@selzero Librarian, and assigning book hunters.

yes we will need food and shelter in the short term, in the long term we will need knowledge.

@aral 99.9999% of no politics clauses actually mean, we are out and out fascists but you are not allowed to comment on that as you build improved IBM Punch Cards for their concentration camps.

@MediaActivist yep, stood on my doorstep and defended backstabiing the elected leader for the good of the party, because socialist ideals were bad for Labour....

I explained that he should go forth and have children and a better life, but never my vote.

He didn't like that for some reason.

@MediaActivist looks like. I get a new MP whatever, as my backstabbing bastard is stepping down.

@MediaActivist yeah I had a similar piece of TER filth in Sheffield Central ward, from a former green thrown out for trabsphobia and bigotry, now standing as an independent.

@capnthommo @log @selzero depends, given the trail of disaster Rhincewind leaves behind I reckon they come out even.

@log @selzero the Luggage might be funnier....

@MishaVanMollusq @alan @selzero Colts's Colt from Supernatural.

John McEnroes broken tennis racket.

David Warners ball tampering sandpaper

@artemis I despise the whole concept of surge pricing.

I understand the advantages of centrally controlled price labels, but 5he centrally controlled price gougers are another matter. They should not be updatable while the shop is open to the public.

@CloudyMrs ahhhh right, was just a suggestion. 3 laps around islay and end at the distillery tasting station?

@CloudyMrs aberdeen to inverness on the coastal path?

@MediaActivist sp protect themselves, but not the fans... gotcha.

@MediaActivist oki's. If you want laser, or ecosolvent inkjets. But you need to be printing everyday for the inkjets.

@MediaActivist read up on his personal choice for general secretary and his data breaches after he sold the membership list to a company run by..... his wife.

@christineburns and that aids was the gay plague sent to punish said gat people.

@MadeyeTheCarnaptious @CloudyMrs @Roadwarrior29 mail or telegraph reader is my figure....