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@bastianallgeier now imagine how we feel in Britain. Our happiness shattered by bigots and opportunists like farage and johnson.

@harriettmb the sort of dye they use in money cases so it indelibly stains anyone trying to open them?

@Thebratdragon @log @selzero funnier but far more lethal.

@Thebratdragon @log @selzero yes. But how much of Rincewind's T of D is actually perpetrated by the luggage?

@CloudyMrs it's like unsubtle horror movies. People are horrified but at the same time can't look away and have to keep returning, like a dog to it's vomit, to their own folly.

Stolen meme

@seanbala not exactly a new concept though. It used to be a sign of wealth to have a pale skin because you didn't have to work. Now people spend a fortune trying to get the kind of tan you can get for free just by going and toiling in the fields from sunrise to sunset.

@GreenFire number 5. Absolutely spot on. I daren't even begin to imagine.

@ElleGray no, it's so you can sneak a few friends in isn't it. Gotcha!

@CloudyMrs 7 minutes - that's 6:59 more than I can manage.

@darnell and surely she's operating way beyond her depth advocating such things? I mean, by her own rationale she should be looking after babies and getting on with the housework.

So, an Indian billionaire reckons young people (in India) should accept they will be working seventy, yes 70, hours a week. Who is this billionaire you ask? The father in law of our very own (not my) prime minister risky sumak.
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