Notices by Deniz Opal (selzero@syzito.xyz)

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I keep posting things here, but I decided to put my feelings about the current state of world politics and the trajectory of the world into a song in which I can reach people in a more viral way, and connect with people on a deeper more emotional level.

I call it "AAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH"

I told a Columbo fan I recently binge watched all the Columbo episodes and they asked if there was a criminal I empathized with.

I thought for a second, and answered "noooo" with a very stern face.

But I have not managed to shake the realization that I was supposed to be on Columbo's side the whole time.

What's wrong with me.

[ACAB]

When you are enjoying a nice meal and quality wine with your soul money, and Satan comes back asking if he can get a refund because your soul is depressing him.

Me at the pearly gates explaining all the errors and contradictions in scripture that makes any unilateral responsibility of mine null and void.

In Terminator 2, Don and Dan Stanton, actors that are twin brothers, got hired so when the T-1000 morphed into the cop form, it's actually twins, not special effects.

As luck would have it, leading actress Linda Hamilton also had a twin available to play the T-1000 morphed version of Sarah Conner.

The question remains, why wasn't Danny DeVito utilized as Arnie's twin in this movie?

#AltTextIsAnArtform

You live in a world that loses amazing people like Benjamin Zephaniah early, and you are stuck here with the likes of me.

Maryam Mirzakhani. Accomplished Iranian mathematician.

First woman to win the Fields Medal, the most prestigious award in mathematics in 2014.

Professor at Stanford.

Lost to cancer 2017. Aged just 40.

Fuck cancer.

When I die just throw my decaying corpse into the trash (not the recycling please I don't want to come back)

All I ask is, some people are commissioned to dress as Oompa Loompas and do a little song and dance routine about what killed me, in a little video that is shared on this Mastodon account as my last toot.

Did Flash Gordon really save every one of us?

I know Freddie claims he did. As much as I love Freddie he also claims to be a champion and I never saw him compete in anything. Not as reliable a source as we assume. This could be fake news.

It's quite funny to look back and realize LLMs are basically what people in the 80s that didn't understand computers, thought computers were all about.

Is it possible to add footnotes to toots? I'm toying with adding FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE! To the bottom of every toot.

Why??

FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I dislike Marjorie Taylor Greene as much as anyone but I really wish TV channels would stop using the R word insult.

"Were you embedded as standard into a whole generation of 8 bit computers? Because you are BASIC"

Crossing a border without permission is a misdemeanor.

Yet the man with 30+ felonies sits in the Oval Office

IRL cosplay of reading an ebook in Windows XP.

@Nikkileah are you ready to "give it your some" Nikki?