Notices by Deniz Opal (selzero@syzito.xyz)

@kanako because they are notorious cheats

"We had to stop them making the mice trans"

@nigelsezyarr "Support the dear leader!!"

@jbowen @peterjriley2024 @erosalie after 6 pints everyone walks like a penguin

@jbowen @peterjriley2024 @erosalie that's just Tuesday night pub chucking out time in Grimsby town center.

I freely admit I did not have "The US capitalists will become anti consumerist" on my bingo card for 2025.

The best thing about that video is

Kurt Vonnegut on "The Shape Of Stories" is superb.

https://youtu.be/GOGru_4z1Vc

@sny no one is deleting my Monkey Island saves

I'm hiding this one from ICE

@ArtHarg no they think it happened before the native Americans arrived and use it as a racist claim to the continent.

@ArtHarg

You know that.

I know that.

But these idiots think Irish people were crafting boats landing in the Americas.

Emboldened by recent political events openly racist people are everywhere on social media.

Revisionist history white washing the past.

So I indulge them, "wow that's amazing, tell me more about how all advances in Civilisation belong to white people".

And they start "Well back 200,000 years ago..."

"Oohh I'm going to have to stop you right there mate. Did you say 200,000? I would like you to explain how all Civilisation comes from white people, without the use of Arabic numerals please."

@christerk 🙏

Just another morning.

Roll out of bed.

Check phone to see what happened in the White House that further leads us to the Mad Max future.

Go to the bathroom, brush teeth while looking in the mirror remembering to not let the existential dread set in today.

Turn on the coffee machine, while it brews take the time to suspend 3 "Nicole the Fediverse Chick" accounts off the instance.

... Don't let the existential dread set in...

@edwilk ♥️

I think everyone in the world needs to slow down, take a deep breath, stop being in attack mode all the time, and take the time to listen to others.

I'm not going first, obviously, fuck that, I'm just saying, maybe if others did, it might be better somewhat.

@mongoose Agreed!!

@joelvanderwerf if your lucky it might involve some ram.

I'll get my coat.

Did you know that the word Romantic comes from the French "Romant", meaning an elaborate fiction, and the word Tick, which obviously means blood sucking parasite.

When you think about your exes you'll see it all makes sense now.