Notices by Deniz Opal (selzero@syzito.xyz)

@duncan_blues niiccee

@duncan_blues I made it out of 3 keyboards :)

Today's coding companion, Genesis Climber MOSPEADA. 80s Japanese cartoons rule.

@Black_Flag I mean, granted, he could do with a day at the spa.

@selzero My guts have become too old for biscuit tins. That photo is gastrointestinal misery waiting to happen.

@Black_Flag Jeff Goldblum had a good solution. He transformed into a fly so he can throw up on stuff and dissolve it.

@steggy this biscuit tin has not yet evolved into its final form.

My biscuit tin is better than your biscuit tin.

@P0llyticks it's a win-win geschäftsmodell

The down side of studying philosophy is that the realization that everything that you will ever think, has already been thought by someone else, only better, is very dehumanizing.

I'm not really fit for this humanity thing. I've decided to identify as a coffee maker. Does anyone want a coffee?

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@InTheseHeels there seems to be a lot more than usual going around 😔

@pthane @u0421793 @kibcol1049 loose leaf is so much tastier though.

@Liffonmelsmork cops could learn a thing or two from vampires.

@leyrer well, even Mr Walken admitted that song needed more cowbell.

🎼Life is a....

🎶Everyone must....

🎵I hear you call my name, and it feels like....

🎶When you call my name, it's like a little...

I have no idea what this is. BUT I WANT IT.

#retrocomputing

In the 80s we grew up reading the Griffin pirate book series in school.

There was also a similar sci-fi based series that I loved and would like to read again, I have never managed to find it. Any ideas?

They had a 60s Sci Fi art aesthetic and Asimov style plot lines.

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

The one where the gang create a dating profile for Charlie.