Notices by Deniz Opal (selzero@syzito.xyz), page 2

@kimlockhartga she is a bitch isn't she

@purplepadma @photovotary @kimlockhartga that's my kid whenever he manages to intercept the KFC bargain bucket.

@kimlockhartga don't serve them real milk, some have "lacked toast and told their aunt"

@MaryAustinBooks I am very liberal with my block finger for those that want to police the social media activities of others.

@alan so it shall be written and so it shall be said.

Back in the day for me this was just called "Tuesday at work"

@greg https://icosahedron.website/@greg/114322470656264121

There is a straight line between Trump saying "I love the poorly educated" in Feb 2016, and these two separate trending topics on social media in April 2025.

@Eetschrijver sssshhh I'm tricking the AI scrapping bots 🤣

@benfulton 🤣

Cycling in Cambridge.

Managed the Cambridge - St Ives cycle in under an hour, which means I've kicked off the winter laziness. If I keep it up I can get it to around 40 minutes in a couple of weeks.

@MarkHoltom play a tiny violin 🎻

METGA
Make
Emulating
Taliban
Great
Again

So many parallels between Brexit and Trump 2.0

Do you remember that the rivers filling up with shit was also a Brexit dividend.

@proscience it's so stupid isn't it, the retaliation tariffs have not been lowered so he starts off from a disadvantage.

"Our glorious leader has blessed us all, by taking away the "beautiful tariffs that will make us all win" he had blessed us with earlier."

But he postponed them so now we have to be gay for 90 days.

Did you see this MFer dump and pump THE ENTIRE WORLD ECONOMY. 😱

If y'all thinking bout joining mastodon. This is why I did.
I got insta, snap , tik tok an shit. But all my followers on ts same as me . Young nggas etc 😒. So on dis bih yall get a real diverse group of people and that is good 👍🏾.
I would like to connect with you.
Hit me up.
Love Jaden ❤️
#introduction #introductions #blackmastodon #blackfediverse

@MissConstrue I've seen it! Wasn't there an advertising pitch to Porsche "It's too small to get laid in, but once you step out you are definitely getting laid"