Notices by Deniz Opal (selzero@syzito.xyz), page 3

So many parallels between Brexit and Trump 2.0

Do you remember that the rivers filling up with shit was also a Brexit dividend.

@proscience it's so stupid isn't it, the retaliation tariffs have not been lowered so he starts off from a disadvantage.

"Our glorious leader has blessed us all, by taking away the "beautiful tariffs that will make us all win" he had blessed us with earlier."

But he postponed them so now we have to be gay for 90 days.

Did you see this MFer dump and pump THE ENTIRE WORLD ECONOMY. 😱

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@MissConstrue I've seen it! Wasn't there an advertising pitch to Porsche "It's too small to get laid in, but once you step out you are definitely getting laid"

@Kadsenchaos I saw that, it is hilarious

@Rickbenhardt2 Hi Rick

You may have regrets about wasting time in a toxic relationship, investing into it only to be taken advantage of.

Well, rest easy, at least you are not Elon Musk, pictured here cheering on his BFF just months before Trump's policies make him lose the equivalent of something between the GDP of Ukraine and the GDP of New Zealand.

@Salty I remember this from back in the day!

Chinese social media content trolls the US policy of reindustrialisation.

This may be harsh on potatoes. I saw a potato power a clock once. Pretty sure some of these government shills wouldn't have 2 synapse to rub together to create a spark.

In this BS timeline even our dire wolves are from Temu.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2475407-no-the-dire-wolf-has-not-been-brought-back-from-extinction

@kanako because they are notorious cheats

"We had to stop them making the mice trans"

@nigelsezyarr "Support the dear leader!!"

@jbowen @peterjriley2024 @erosalie after 6 pints everyone walks like a penguin

@jbowen @peterjriley2024 @erosalie that's just Tuesday night pub chucking out time in Grimsby town center.

I freely admit I did not have "The US capitalists will become anti consumerist" on my bingo card for 2025.