Notices by Kierkethumbs up convincingly (kierkegaanks@beige.party)

-When did you start to feel like you wanted to die?

-I decided I had lived long enough when I saw men my age telling facebook bots with ai pics they were very pretty

NASA once had an astronaut in training that vomited so much during testing that they named a unit of the maximum amount possible to vomit after him

Voldemort and Red Skull kissing, awkwardly

I wonder how much money I would need for a tiny house with a garden near a lake in italy. And a fiat 500

Fiat 500 - Environment guided design of lawnmower engines

@georgetakei pun of the month!

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#haiku appreciation day

Vibe napping

The latest and most expensive of US aircraft carriers cost less than 1/3 of elmo’s purchase of shitter

@RickiTarr men (it’s only men) trying to hurt your hand when you shake to demonstrate their dominance

Turns out Iran is not an unarmed suburban mom in a SUV

@skinnylatte there may be reasons for taquerias not being common in germany?

@skinnylatte @amiserabilist When I am coming down with a cold or the flu i used to go to a local thai place that folded recently ☹️ and get clear chicken soup with bravely authentic spices. I imagined hearing the virus screaming in agony

@vitalis are we going to see another catholic schism?

@patrickcmiller and what’s the difference to copilot?

@cmccullough try ghostbsd, based on freebsd but it actually works after installation

@oldclumsy_nowmad @_L1vY_ they’ll be deployed to battleground states to larp Indian elections?

@_L1vY_ @oldclumsy_nowmad are there common instances of riots and mass murders when native americans vote?

@aral my old iphone isn’t allowed to install security update 18.7.3 … only 26.2

ICE shot a spectator in the face today. She passed away. Here’s Stephen Miller getting the news