Notices by Kierkegaanks regretfully (kierkegaanks@beige.party)

@aral I was thinking he stands up without having a spine must mean that he’s engorged

Keir Starmer answers the question what if a stiff beige penis was myopic

-Your end is nigh, mammal

New DOGE City (formerly Houston) was the first unregulated utopia of the movie Idiocracy

“The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy, the empathy exploit […] they’re exploiting a bug in Western civilization, which is the empathy response.”

-Elon Musk, twelve minutes before he was set on fire by stronger men

@selzero leave nazis alone! You don’t know what it’s like!

You must first be jected in order to be rejected

@GottaLaff He’ll start crying like cartman when the rubber hits the ground and nobody backed down from his one tactic of domination

@RickiTarr ”Let’s see what this facebook thing is about”

@mmiasma @RickiTarr ope, there went the united kingdom, ope there went the us, ope there went the rohingya people, ope where did the nazis come from, ope grandpa found a 26 year old girlfriend in singapore

Service was just way too slow; one star

@StefanThinks don’t give up. There were also supervolcanic eruptions, atmospheric recompositions and plain unknown events

@mmiasma https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaahl

@mmiasma and considering asimov he is probably a considerably more hardcore bdsm twink lover

@selzero When they pick mcd spicy nuggets instead of burger king ones. Or burger king normal nuggets instead og mcd ones.

-Plebs

Just before the Boston Tea party raid Pete had to go home because he had chosen an Indian Sikh costume

WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. YOUR UNIQUENESS WILL BE ADDED TO OUR COLLECTIVE. RESISTANCE IS … WHERE DID THEY GO? THEY WERE JUST HERE! WE DIDN’T EVEN LOOK AWAY. MAYBE TWO SECONDS. THEY CAN’T JUST VANISH. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO US?

Voice over: The Borg had assimilated me the previous year and added attention deficit disorder to their collective

”No US company will get mining concessions unless our borders are restored to 2015 status”

How to put sand in the vaseline

According to chatgpt you can not 3d print a functional guillotine with consumer level gear, but am I the only one thinking it’s trying to dissuade me from trying?

@patrickcmiller Didn’t we already lose it to Rupert Murdoch and Mark Zuckerberg?