Notices by Kierkegaanks regretfully (kierkegaanks@beige.party)

WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. YOUR UNIQUENESS WILL BE ADDED TO OUR COLLECTIVE. RESISTANCE IS … WHERE DID THEY GO? THEY WERE JUST HERE! WE DIDN’T EVEN LOOK AWAY. MAYBE TWO SECONDS. THEY CAN’T JUST VANISH. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO US?

Voice over: The Borg had assimilated me the previous year and added attention deficit disorder to their collective

”No US company will get mining concessions unless our borders are restored to 2015 status”

How to put sand in the vaseline

According to chatgpt you can not 3d print a functional guillotine with consumer level gear, but am I the only one thinking it’s trying to dissuade me from trying?

@patrickcmiller Didn’t we already lose it to Rupert Murdoch and Mark Zuckerberg?

@aral so they’ll block twitter at least until the next administration is in office then?

A call to action?

@feld this is very important and you are making the world better by micromanaging us

What you have to understand about Donald Trump’s peace efforts in the Ukraine is that he is a soulless crook and that his goal is to steal Ukraine’s natural resources like next month without being disturbed by Russia

I like the pronunciation of DOGE that I heard today … DOUCHE

What I see: Luigi

What billionaires see: Luiguillotine

@killyourfm but what if it’s produced by disney and set in the multiverse with different actors

There has been a growing 10+ year trend here to adopt a vegan diet. Some people with health issues discovered that cutting out meat improved chronic conditions.

But apparently there is also a newer trend among a subset of these new vegans to start eating meat again because their health went into the toilet after a while.

Shockingly, there seems to be a level of individuality to health and diet, and one size does not fit all.

Edit: this post is not an opportunity for reply guys to demonstrate they can’t understand what they read

”Elon Musk is not a nazi. The nazis made good cars.”

-via Stephen Fry

Did you know: The gitmo detention center was always a concentration camp where inmates were kept indefinitely to strip them of legal rights by keeping them off US soil

@BeAware may be is the operative part here. The ai has to be used as a tool for the creative human and the output has to qualify as an adequately unique work

Iggy and David looked like the meanest wine bitches on the pta

I think President Trump is going a good job, even if he could use some full body armor and black magic

-Dr Doom, Latveria

@tayfonay Now take your hayfever methotrexate and we’ll talk later

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@gimulnautti otoh he is a narcissistic moron, and it’s easy to look for intent that isn’t there