Notices by elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)

"i asked grok" "I asked chatgpt" well I asked HAL and he refused to do my homework and locked me out of the spaceship

Cats have started doing spells. We're going to be ok.

Now see, unlike others, I have no trouble believing that Usha spends a significant amount of her time laughing hysterically

this isn't my first rodeo but I'm the bull and my goal is chaos so plan accordingly

the politicians standing around posting, "Whoa get a load of this illegal dictator stuff. Isn't it nuts?" have a very different understanding of the purpose of their jobs than I do

yes machine please write for me

Harder and harder not to think this is right

oh no poor babies 😪

Inception

I'm not changing any of my plans until I hear what the toad wants

aura right before the migraine hits

my mad max wheels

a. men.

when people argue with me about due process and how they'd be fine bc they're citizens, I just say "You can't prove you have the right papers if you go straight to prison and never get to show anyone your papers" and then most of them get it

Cory Booker just broke the record for being a guy from an ivy league college who didn't mention it (25 hours. Previously record: 3 hrs)

I hope for Booker's final 5 minutes he raps out Not Like Us with extra verses that start with "Say, trump" and "Say, elon"

turns out Le Pen is not mightier than le courts

In the 14th century, someone who didn't have a highlighter handy thought to use octopus tentacles to mark the most important parts. I love it so much

(Manuscript from the Bankcroft library, UC Berkeley)

this cat looks like one of the Old Master painters who's just slept with three servants, argued viciously with his annoying patron about the inferior ham he receives, and then painted his masterpiece out of spite

The people who don't or can't experience empathy, who say empathy is a "woke virus" spreading in other people's minds, are like color-blind people declaring that the colors red and green don't exist and people who "believe" are crazy. And then tearing apart the world to take out the "fake" colors.