Notices by elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)

shout out to all the alien dads who are stuck on earth, far away from their kids. happy father's day, or whatever they call you guys back home

RE: https://mstdn.social/@Strandjunker/115776614934716535

Yes! And the scientists who worked insane hours developing the immunization

A Christmas classic

me, with insomnia at 3am: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK BWAHAHAHA

me, at 10 am the next day: kill me

Australian Christmas tree

(photo by Layn Simpson of Gympie)

Florida upside down is the Grinch

Hello, sharks. I have decided to use my talents for evil. To start I need 50 million dollars.

The Grinch was right about humans, I'm afraid. Everyone is 12 and we don't deserve good things

I've eaten too much pineapple and it's now digesting my mouth as revenge

Doing some positive affirmations on myself

must-have hair clip

Smart 17 yo nephew is really into electricity and magnets. I'd like to get him an adult kit to mess around with at home, with circuits and such, for Christmas. Any good brands and kits you can recommend? Ty 🤗

The generation that complained for years about young children getting participation trophies just gave a grown man a soccer peace prize

just called ai "the mediocrity machine" in a meeting and the tech bro is shaking a finger at me and twitching so hard he can't even plug what's happening into the machine so it can tell him how to respond

green beans?!!
god is dead

When you're trying to evolve but life hits hard

adhd + anxiety

lol love how they sent one guy out to negotiate

hey scribes, here's a christmas movie practically writing itself 🎄❤️

The federal dems in power right now have the kind of clueless blindness you only find in greek myths about to end badly