Notices by elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)

hey scribes, here's a christmas movie practically writing itself 🎄❤️

The federal dems in power right now have the kind of clueless blindness you only find in greek myths about to end badly

love how this looks like these two are about to go head to head in a cage match

The diagram for what Palantir does is like if Richard Scarry got super paranoid and did an Apocalypse picture book

We can't take advice about empathy from someone who is neurologically incapable of experiencing it. Elon doesn't feel it and cannot understand that it's a vital part of being fully human. He shouldn't get to decide its value for society.

Calling empathy a "weakness" and saying it must be ignored is like a color-blind person declaring "Red isn't real" and "Green is destroying our society".

"All us brilliant tech billionaires don't experience empathy therefore humanity is better off without it"

lol Sit down robot man.

Never seen a seal look guilty but yeah he did it

ARE WE NOT PERMITTED ANY JOY?!!

For 🇨🇦ians: Petition to pass legislation requiring majority Canadian ownership and control of print, digital and other non-audio-visual news media, to protect Canadian sovereignty.

Keep maga out of Canada. Takes 20 seconds. Please sign

https://www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en/Petition/Details?Petition=e-6821

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

Ray Bradbury has a brilliant and disturbing story about a "smart" house that keeps going and going long after the human inhabitants of a town are all dead.

It's called, "There Will Come Soft Rains" and it's part of this collection.

lol honey bad news the website's down so the bed cooked the children

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/aws-crash-causes-2000-smart-beds-to-overheat-and-get-stuck-upright-3272251/

science

being afraid to say "guillotines" online now & referring to them instead as "the tall French goodbye"

you are small
but you resist
good luck my friends

I wanted to post a funny caption for this picture but I must be in some kind of mood right now because I'm finding it kind of moving

Save the planet. Ask me your stupid questions instead of ai and give me $10. I'll get it right 20-40% of the time and I require very little water

I like to think the Muppets would be 100% behind the Portland protests

Founder of Antifa

"i asked grok" "I asked chatgpt" well I asked HAL and he refused to do my homework and locked me out of the spaceship