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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 05:09:01 JST elle

If you think about it, the word "approximate" should have a bunch of different and acceptable spellings

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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Jan-2025 08:09:23 JST elle

the CDC now recommends getting an aquarium and growing your own leeches

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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jan-2025 03:50:21 JST elle

good god how is it STILL january

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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jan-2025 09:10:14 JST elle

world: the despair today is unprecedented
cave folks:
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1. Cave drawings of someone raising up their arms while praying, someone sitting slumped with their head in their hands, someone walkkmv with shoulders slumped and head drooping down
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jan-2025 06:12:42 JST elle

New liver, same eagles
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1. general grievous dating sim: I was reading about the myth of prometheus today when the phrase "new liver, same eagles" popped into my mind, so i'm keeping that in mind for the next time someone asks me how it's going
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Jan-2025 08:59:04 JST elle

pretty crummy day to be a person with thoughts and/or feelings

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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Jan-2025 08:11:13 JST elle

All the babies in this grocery store are crying and they are correct

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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Jan-2025 03:39:25 JST elle

ready for that deus ex machina any time now. I said ANY TIME NOW
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1. Scene from Independence Day where a hostile alien ship hovers over the White House
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 04:54:39 JST elle

ok but it's kind of funny that american politicians think tiktok's a bigger national security concern than the incoming president

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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 09:17:04 JST elle

A pediatrician I love
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1. In my practice you will vaccinate and you 1 will vaccinate on time. You will not get your own "spaced-out" schedule that increases your child's risk of illness or adverse event. I will not have measles-shedding children sitting in my waiting room. | will answer all your questions about vaccine and present you with facts, but if you will not vaccinate then you will leave my practice. | will file a CPS report (not that they will do anything) for medical neglect, too. | have patients who are premature infants with weak lungs and hearts. | have kids with complex congenital heart disease. | have kids who are on chemotherapy for acute lymphoblastic leukemia who cannot get all of their vaccines. In short, | have patients who have true special needs and true health issues who could suffer severe injury or death because of your magical belief that your kid is somehow more special than other children and that what's good for other children is not good for yours. This pediatrician is not putting up with it. Never have, never will.
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:49:32 JST elle

new boss: welcome! we're a family here
me: awesome. who drinks too much who's the kleptomaniac and which one of you's going to steal my boyfriend

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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Dec-2024 08:09:01 JST elle

bad news kids Santa used ai to plot his route this year and the sleigh took off 3 days early and crashed into the Alps almost immediately

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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 15-Dec-2024 04:51:21 JST elle

well that's just creepy tbh
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1. Headline: Camilla Decorates Royal Household with Sick Children
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 08-Dec-2024 23:21:59 JST elle

my favorite part of every Christmas special is when Santa and all the reindeer lift off from a roof and immediately head for the distant horizon instead of the house next door

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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 06-Dec-2024 05:00:35 JST elle

deck the halls with bats that are jolly
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1. Two bright white fuzzy bats who look like they're smiling and are genuinely adorable
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 06:59:10 JST elle

ikr 2024
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1. An old gravestone that reads only: WTF 1620
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:28:35 JST elle

Silent book club 📚. I love this so much
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1. r/CasualConversation u/Accomplished_Arm3647 - 11h I accidentally started a 'Silent Book Club' at my local coffee shop So, here's a funny little story about how | unintentionally created a new social group in my town.A few weeks ago, | was at my favorite coffee shop, deeply engrossed in a novel. An older gentleman approached me and asked what | was reading. We had a brief but lovely chat about books. The next week, | was there again with a different book. The same man showed up, this time with his own book. We nodded at each other, smiled, and went back to our reading. Week three: | arrive to find the man already there. He's brought a friend. They're both reading silently. | join them at their table, and we all read in comfortable silence for an hour.Fast forward to yesterday. | walk into the coffee shop, and there are TWELVE people scattered around, all silently reading books. The barista grins at me and says, "Your club is getting pretty popular!"Apparently, word had spread about the "Silent Book Club" that meets every Wednesday at 4 PM. People just show up, read whatever they want, and occasionally chat during coffee refill breaks.I've accidentally created the most introvert-friendly book club ever, and I'm happy about it.Has anyone else ever started something unintentionally that took on a life of its own?
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Nov-2024 03:53:26 JST elle

Speaking of rolling the dice, here's an incredible carved Roman crystal dice from 1st century AD
(currently in the British Museum)
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1. Beautifil clear (with a golden-yellow tint) square dice with circles carved in to denote the numbers
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Nov-2024 14:00:10 JST elle

voting for voting for
Clinton Harris
2016 2024
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1. Charlize Theron in "Young Adult". Pretty, modern blonde in a hoodie at a bookstore
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2. Charlize Theron as a futuristic apocalyptic warrior in Mad Max: Fury Road
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Nov-2024 11:35:42 JST elle

listen, I've had my moments, but at least I've never mansplained Margaret Atwood's book to Margaret Atwood
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1. Tweet by Margaret Atwood. It's a cartoon of women dressed like handmaids (red dress and white bonnet) going into a voting booth. On the other side they emerge as regular modern women wearing various kinds of outfits. A reply guy writes: "the author of that boom used Islam, not Christianity, as a model for her imaginary world. This is obviously true, as it resembles Islamic culture and law, and not Christian."
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researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting I'd really really really like to go back to school this spring: If you can help: https://ko-fi.com/elleg and tysm ♥️ #space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry

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