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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 09-Mar-2025 07:25:58 JST elle
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 02-Mar-2025 15:47:44 JST elle
lobsters watching the news: ok yeah we're out
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 07:28:25 JST elle
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 27-Feb-2025 13:54:49 JST elle
Your mission should you choose to accept it
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 05:54:09 JST elle
when the fire alarm goes off and you forget you can fly
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Feb-2025 07:30:59 JST elle
now I'm not saying he's a liar
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Feb-2025 07:14:20 JST elle
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 07-Feb-2025 04:16:12 JST elle
found my new hoodie
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 06-Feb-2025 08:40:51 JST elle
"Agree to disagree" means I'm right but I'm tired
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Feb-2025 08:07:20 JST elle
see this is what happens when you pretend to be religious but don't actually know how the story ends
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 01-Feb-2025 05:22:38 JST elle
me: pls help I'm in trouble with the law
friend: which one
me, whose life is all chaos and entropy: thermodynamics
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 05:09:01 JST elle
If you think about it, the word "approximate" should have a bunch of different and acceptable spellings
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Jan-2025 08:09:23 JST elle
the CDC now recommends getting an aquarium and growing your own leeches
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jan-2025 03:50:21 JST elle
good god how is it STILL january
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jan-2025 09:10:14 JST elle
world: the despair today is unprecedented
cave folks:
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jan-2025 06:12:42 JST elle
New liver, same eagles
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Jan-2025 08:59:04 JST elle
pretty crummy day to be a person with thoughts and/or feelings
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Jan-2025 08:11:13 JST elle
All the babies in this grocery store are crying and they are correct
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Jan-2025 03:39:25 JST elle
ready for that deus ex machina any time now. I said ANY TIME NOW
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 04:54:39 JST elle
ok but it's kind of funny that american politicians think tiktok's a bigger national security concern than the incoming president
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