Notices by elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)

when people argue with me about due process and how they'd be fine bc they're citizens, I just say "You can't prove you have the right papers if you go straight to prison and never get to show anyone your papers" and then most of them get it

Cory Booker just broke the record for being a guy from an ivy league college who didn't mention it (25 hours. Previously record: 3 hrs)

I hope for Booker's final 5 minutes he raps out Not Like Us with extra verses that start with "Say, trump" and "Say, elon"

turns out Le Pen is not mightier than le courts

In the 14th century, someone who didn't have a highlighter handy thought to use octopus tentacles to mark the most important parts. I love it so much

(Manuscript from the Bankcroft library, UC Berkeley)

this cat looks like one of the Old Master painters who's just slept with three servants, argued viciously with his annoying patron about the inferior ham he receives, and then painted his masterpiece out of spite

The people who don't or can't experience empathy, who say empathy is a "woke virus" spreading in other people's minds, are like color-blind people declaring that the colors red and green don't exist and people who "believe" are crazy. And then tearing apart the world to take out the "fake" colors.

The youtube play button has joined the resistance

me, obvious genius: there's no trap that would ever work on me

also me: oh

elon thinks blaming Ukraine for the twitter cyberattacks will make Americans hate Ukraine. There isn't a situation on earth that this man won't misread

screenwriters, start your engines

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/lucky-young-couple-lands-gig-taking-care-of-uninhabited-irish-island-1.7477696

lobsters watching the news: ok yeah we're out

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Your mission should you choose to accept it

when the fire alarm goes off and you forget you can fly

now I'm not saying he's a liar

https://m.youtube.com/@americanmedicalassociation/videos

found my new hoodie

"Agree to disagree" means I'm right but I'm tired

see this is what happens when you pretend to be religious but don't actually know how the story ends