Notices by Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)

@GottaLaff Surely, that name is not on the roster of any law enforcement agency in the state, or if so, all persons with the same name are accounted for along with their police vehicles and service weapons.

That's the first thing they checked, right? Right?

@AnarchoNinaWrites I thought there was a significant risk that IDF would have killed someone on the ship. And if that happened, that they would then proceed to kill *everyone* on the ship and scuttle it. They're already committing crimes against civilization: in for an agorot, in for a shekel. Everyone on that ship is OG lefty now, if they weren't before. They wagered their lives to help others.

@argumento Monsterdon happens every week, and Taweret volunteer-manages the tag, with CheriBaker doing the bingo cards, and CombatWombat doing async replays. If you want to make a tag pop on this platform, there is some work involved, and those doing it don't deserve shade thrown on them just because having fun isn't serious business.

Get a grip. If you want to change the world, go kidnap Dracula, or something. Not really sure how that works, even after yesterday.

So, really, Dracula being an elder vampire, just pull out that teensy little pencil stake that got tapped in with a tack hammer. I'm sure he enjoyed the free room-temperature blood, but don't pretend it actually did anything. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Seems weird that Frank's minion would be burning perfectly good body parts. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Heinz Doofenschmirtz would make a better vamporesurrectinator than this guy. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Frankie's monster really should take an evil karate class or something. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

This journal entry voiceover seems pretty unaware that the monster is an area boss in Laboratory, and that Frank is unequivocally Drac's subordinate ally. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

That rubber bat from Spencer's is going to be pretty ragged by the end of this movie. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Oh! Frank Jr. took those evil karate classes after all. Still white belt, though. Needs to practice the katas for 7-footers. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

My working hypothesis is that the boom mic operator was trampled by a horse right as filming started and they didn't realize that there was no in scene audio recorded. So they had to add all the dialogue afterward in editing, and filled in the gaps with LOUD ORCHESTRA and ALL THE FOLEY. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

You really should get a guy in to spray some lithium grease on those coffin hinges, lady. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

You know, that scene in the bar from before could have just been a normal scene from this movie where everyone poses, nobody talks, and a voice-over narrator tells us Igor is a mute. And a corpse-licking freak. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

This movie is lucky that Indy Pacers are getting curbstomped by OKC Thunder, or I would have tuned out entirely. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

She needs to watch more footage of All-Might saying "I am here!" before trying it out on a guy who just woke up. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Pretty sure that whole Frankenstein necrology setup could now fit on a Raspberry Pi and Arduino, with a blinkenlights LED panel. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

In the immortal words of the Tick, from the animated series when he gets recruited by aliens, "Slideshow... boring... losing... consciousness." #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

This movie really just tossed all the film canisters into a blender and poured out a margaraiquirilada. Can't really tell what flavor it is, but I know it has something fruity in there. Maybe a lab-centrifuged bat? #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Ah, Wolfman showing off that he's got better fake teeth makeup effects. Why is he even here? No idea. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

No! You fool! Fuses on all your higher-amperage circuits! Glow resistors are fun for a minute but then you're stuck working with the soldering iron all night, #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein