Notices by Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)

@Wendelin @benroyce Shoebills and potoos are both muppets, but clearly done by different creature designers.

@drmaddkap Cryptid kids usually get the talk about hunters. Not all get the talk about *chasers*. Sometimes having your heart ripped out of your chest and devoured is a metaphor, not literal.

@StillIRise1963 Saying "I told you so" hits different when you're on the 10000th continuous day of telling them so, and they're still not listening. They're not even listening to *their own idiot*, who has been telegraphing his destructive dipshit political plays for months.

A non-fool would listen. Not just to one voice, but to as many as can be heard. (This does *not* mean putting money into betting markets.)

This guy's rambling story is more coherent than the entire rest of the movie. #monsterdon #laserblast

I feel like he should be making more chimpanzee noises. #monsterdon #laserblast

So I guess the last 10 minutes is just pyrotechnic effects and random limb flailing? #monsterdon #laserblast

Is that a stun ray, or what? There's no blood or chunks. Aaaand did the Chelonians forgot to pick up their damned laser again? #monsterdon #laserblast

Oh! There we go! Called it! #monsterdon #laserblast

Yeah! Gonna race! In my cruddy panel van! With nerds! #monsterdon #laserblast

Why didn't the turtlemans take the laser with them? Not enough bucks in the stop-motion budget. #monsterdon #laserblast

Conveniently editing out the part where the necklace part does not fit around laser kid's gigantic head. #monsterdon #laserblast

Yes, this is how one scientifically goes about reverse engineering a device of unknown origin. #monsterdon #laserblast

I'm happy 'cuz I been shootin' mah laser. And that's not a euphemism this time. #monsterdon #laserblast

See? The laser is so powerful it can destroy *clear glass* without setting everything around the bottle on fire. #monsterdon #laserblast

Wait. These turtle guys are the space equivalent of the stoner cops! They just got chewed out for leaving the laser lying around. #monsterdon #laserblast

This spacecraft is so noisy you can hear it in space. #monsterdon #laserblast

Red hot franks? You literally just said that. Nobody laughed either time. Better say it again. #monsterdon #laserblast

Damnit, he said "nucular". #monsterdon #laserblast

Tennis racket ain't lethal unless it's in McEnroe's hand. #monsterdon #laserblast

So he stashed the laser to go hang out with girls and then... failed to hang out with girls. #monsterdon #laserblast