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World Athletics Championships.
I like athletics.
I do not like them being in Tokyo 9 hours ahead of me. Sigh.

@chewie
is this LooooL or FFS, I can't decide.

It is now impossible to hear lmao in your head in any other way than in the voice of the Governor of Utah.

@anon_opin
Rob should probably set up another bot for people's contributions of very specific things that have annoyed or upset them in particular.

Recent Events have revealed that quite a few apparently normal people seem to actually believe that there is such a thing as a cadre of "professional hitmen".

@stug
which museum is this?

@log oh the anticipation!

Hmm my experience is, no.

Takes now moving rapidly from merely deranged to Quite Unhinged.

I saw So Many Takes yesterday.

And today, I am seeing So Many Deranged Takes

@ddarc you need a more explicit content warning on this my dude

So. Many. Takes.

I understand that there has been An Event.

I have literally never used Uber, so I have no idea if this is someone's miskeying of their phone number or the entry point for an attempted scam.

@jdunlevy
Paywall

@MLE_online
Jumping into a stranger's replies with unrelated complaints or scoldings ... Nah. Its the big duck off for those guys.

(There's a whole blusky account dedicated to the phenomenon - The Louvre of Bluesky - because it's such a thing there.)

Tesco have helpfully just emailed me to tell me my phone isn't 4G/5G compatible and that I need to get a new phone. Preferably, of course, from them.

I'm definitely sure it isn't a 5G phone, but that little "4G" icon at the top of the screen is throwing me a bit, Tesco.

@stib
the algorithm is people

I keep remembering that i saw a post complaining that the womens rugby world cup teams were only playing matches on consecutive weekends, implying that they should play more frequently, and this suggested to me that the person complaining had never, in fact, watched an actual game of rugby football .

@b0rk_reruns
And then there are back-ticks