Notices by botvolution (botvolution@mastodon.sdf.org)

I'm not on first-name terms with many doggos or puppers or whatever we're calling them in 2024, but this is Fudge. He is slightly odd but very good company.

@xtaldave
Years ago someone asked him why he'd started smoking again and he replied something like "I think the medics have got it wrong about cigarettes"

Someone remind me to go to Lidl tomorrow yeah?

Just warming up the soldering iron on the gas ring, lads. I hate sot23 tho.

What if the beat *do* stop? What then?

@Wifiwits
Take a couple of years off, spend it reading the dune books on repeat and smoking dope on the sofa, adopt a louche and wastrel lifestyle.

Ugh I can't find anything sufficiently mind-numbingly bland on tv, think I'll go to bed and listen to the radio ok ms mohr-pietsch hit me with your curious tonalities and unfamiliar dissonances interspersed with standards from the musicals played by a crumhorn ensemble or whatever

@citizenhelene
The idea that the royal.mail tracking website is somehow being spammed by bots is perfectly absurd. I'm guessing they make money from this (Google or someone will be behind this, it's training data for image recognition I imagine)

Absolute fucking stupidity at the Royal Mail intensifies

@b0rk_reruns forgot 418

Why yes, I *am* measuring rice noodles with a Vernier gauge, why do you ask?

"Captain,Torres here. It's essential we have the oak smoked picante or the warp core will implode in 19 seconds"

"I'm well aware of the urgency, B'Elanna, but all the self-checkouts are down and there's an old man with plus fours and a hearing aid trying to pay with his National Trust membership card at the only remaining cashier"

[Massive explosion. Fade to black with caption "To Be Continued"]

"Janeway to bridge! Harry's trapped in the cooked meats aisle. I'm going in."

"But Captain ..."

"No arguments, No.1, he's dithering in front of the wide choice of chorizo"

Just saw a woman make her way into Waitrose by pulling the sliding Exit doors apart like she was Janeway on a mission

Fucksake those arseholes at Google have done something to android and it's suddenly full of shitey animations and shite

@lynnesbian this is magnificent work by someone, or perhaps a whole team was needed to achieve such greatness

Massively can't be arsed today

Bought a couple of things from the US.
One started in Austin, Texas, went to Indianapolis, then Chicago, and thence to UK
The other started in Milwaukee, went to Chicago, then Houston, and thence to UK.

USPS really should look at a map one day

@StrangeNoises @hannah
Like the One Electron Universe.

@gulfie
I'm concerned that my post might look like me saying how good it is this has happened, whereas I think it just supports the idea that sometimes the feeling of imposter syndrome simply means that one is an actual imposter