Notices by Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)

Products that are possibly dangerous, defective, or compromised are pulled from sale all the time, and yet AI chatbots are left to continue chatting shit to suicidal teens. The double standards of accountability due to rich cunts wanting a return on investment boils my piss.

I used to be pessimistic and think that people would only demand serious climate action after some tragedy. In retrospect I think that was actually optimistic

The Somerset carnival circuit is one of the most underrated pieces of iconic British culture. Only when I moved away did I realise the rest of the country doesn't get to enjoy eccentric, OTT, lit up to the heavens, carnival floats crawling round town on a cold November night.

It's coming to that time of year when people post their Spotify Wrapped on Social Media. So it's time to remind everyone, that nobody on Social Media gives a shit about your Spotify Wrapped.

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It's so funny when I see people be nostalgic about 2016. I DISTINCTLY remember people saying it was the "worst year ever" cos of the amount of celebrities that died.

Changing the user interface on phones and other computers every few months doesn't really help anyone. We need laws to keep user interfaces stable for at least 10 years at a time.

It is better to spend £10 on a new insole than it is to spend £100+ on a new pair of boots.

I think venues putting on gigs/performances should be built as Faraday cages, so phones won't work in the venue. That would improve the experience for the vast majority of clientele that would prefer to see the performance and not somebody's phone obstructing their view

The 'just learn a trade' crowd at the moment are the same as the 'you need a degree' crowd from 30 years ago. It's stupid to try and predict the employment needs of future. Just pick something you think you'll enjoy, or can at least somewhat tolerate, as a career.

If a hotel buffet wont cook the bacon correctly then I am fully entitled to place it on the toaster conveyor belt.

The only difference between conspiracy theorists and audiophiles is that the latter are harmless. Mad as a box of frogs but harmless.

Fat toast for jam. Thin toast for marmalade. Those are the rules.

It's 2025. The special airport metal detectors should be able to tell an underwired bra from a gun. I should not need to be felt up by a security guard because their technology fails EVERY SINGLE TIME!

We were sold AI on the basis it was going to cure cancer, solve climate change and advance our lives. Instead all it does is produce social media slop and put ordinary people out of work. I think we're entitled to feel a lot more pissed off than we currently seem to.

Mirrors should have an "out of focus" mode for when you don't want to look at yourself clearly. Ideal for morning grooming with a bad hangover, or just for when you're sick of the sight of yourself.

Too many men shave their heads at the first sign of their hair thinning. Not many people can pull off a shaved look. A lot of guys would look better with the hair they have, even if it's not full & lustrous. Also, let's stop shaming guys for a experiencing normal part of aging.

Start a conversation about the correct way to make a cup of tea. Listen to the confessions of criminality. Accept the UK does not deserve it's reputation for tea.

All our cultural items like the internet, music, movies etc would disappear tomorrow due to an IT crisis. Yet we can still see the work of some dude who used his finger to create art on a cave wall 4,000 years ago. I don't think we've come as far as we think we have.

No one on earth has ever put anything other than milk and sugar on their Weetabix.