Notices by Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)

There hasn't been a single time in the kitchen where whacking a bit of Stilton or Roquefort in a sauce hasn't improved it. Just enough to perceive the body, not enough for it to be cheesy. Try it in a curry, it's life altering.

In films grieving the death of a parent involves travel to a home town, reconnecting with an old flame or finding deeper meaning, often while staring out over the sea.In reality it's doing all the stuff you usually do and dealing with someone else's admin.

There's nothing wrong with saying a bands most commercially successful album is also their best one. There's nothing clever about your contrarian view that really it's the fourth album that flopped and no one else likes.

"Living at home" is a bullshit phrase because home is where you live. If you mean "living with parents" say that.

Storing eggs in the fridge is just wrong. They are safe to store at ambient temperature and that gives you extra fridge space for stuff that actually needs to be refrigerated.

Think we've reached the point where it's more of a flex to have a crappy old car than a shiny new one. Shows you have your priorities straight. I work in car insurance and can confirm that the vast, vast majority of people with fancy cars have them on ludicrous finance deals

Lots of people want to donate their body to science. But I am one of the growing number of people who think we should be allowed to donate bodies to apprentice tattoo artists. Every ink shop should have a corpse tattoo artists can test designs on.

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People will gladly eat the same breakfast and lunch 5-6 days out of the week. Suggest the same evening meal 2 nights in a row however, and you're looked at like you've escaped from an asylum.

Onion in recipes should be by weight not number, as they vary by size considerably. Tonight's dish requires "6 onions" which is anything from 300g to nearly 2.5kg. Based on what we had in our fridge, that is.

Hotels have the right idea, non-fitted sheets are far better than fitted

Every website design now is just wank. Everyone is obsessed with putting acres of whitespace around everything. They're not even increasing the font size to take advantage of that space. Sick of constantly having to scroll to find anything.

As yet another UBI trial rolls past showing that it works really well, it's hard not to conclude that the main reason nobody adopts it is because bad employers don't want to give up their leverage over the desperate and poor to work in shit conditions for pittance.

When Amazon paid $40m for the rights to the Melania film and a further $35m to promote it, they knew full well they were not recouping that money or even coming close to it, so let's just call that $70m what it was: a political bribe.

Only people with shitty opinions whine about being judged by their shitty opinions.

Dear mobile game developers. MAKE THE GAME IN THE FUCKING AD. I WILL BUY THE GAME IN THE FUCKING AD. YOU WILL MAKE MONEY FROM MAKING AND SELLING THE GAME IN THE FUCKING AD.

For the love of god, please stop serving houmous cold.

Leedle? Fuck off! It's Liddle. You can't use advertising slogans like "middle of Lidl" for years and then suddenly decide that you and us have been pronouncing it wrong all this time.

The 'Board of Peace' looks more like Spectre every day.

The pressure to be original and unique in one's opinions is the reason so many people have terrible takes. There's a limited number of truths and infinite available lies.