America has done so much to ruin the world but nothing worse than pronouncing the word laboratory as "labratory".
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 27-Apr-2025 00:04:15 JST Anon Opin
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 26-Apr-2025 08:26:43 JST Anon Opin
All printers are just utter fucking wank. No exceptions. Every single one of the bastard things are fucking bullshit. Fuck printers. Fuck the companies that make them. Fuck everything to do with the hateful cunting things.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 04:04:18 JST Anon Opin
TV presenters shouldn't be allowed to become radio presenters. If you look good enough to be on TV, then stick with that. Let us ugly people get into broadcasting with our voices.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 05:56:26 JST Anon Opin
The new Naked Gun trailer looks like it might be OK, but I'm concerned by the blood spatter when Liam Neeson is beating up the bank robber. Naked Gun is cartoonish. You don't need blood spatter, you need comical sound effects.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Apr-2025 21:41:22 JST Anon Opin
Maths class should have fun stuff like English has creative writing and science has experiments. Show some practical side to it and quit boring the kids.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Apr-2025 21:40:46 JST Anon Opin
Christmas and New Year are too close together. If we were a proper society, we'd have New Year's Day on 1st March. It's the end of winter. The start of spring. And every 4 years we can all have a MASSIVE 2-day long New Year's Eve bender.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Apr-2025 21:40:27 JST Anon Opin
God was the original deadbeat dad, and Joseph doesn't get nearly enough credit for stepping up and raising another man's son.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Apr-2025 21:39:54 JST Anon Opin
It's good to plant trees in cities but just as important to plant many varieties. Councils should have to report of the distribution of tree species in their tree stock and have to meet minimums for species diversity. Fruit trees should be a part of the planted tree stock.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Apr-2025 21:39:42 JST Anon Opin
If an antiperspirant can keep me free of sweat for three days, they should be able to make a moisturiser that does something similar for skin. I have to apply moisturiser to my hands at least three times a day or they're as rough as tree bark.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Apr-2025 21:39:35 JST Anon Opin
The leaning tower of Piza needs to hurry up and just fall over.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Apr-2025 10:53:34 JST Anon Opin
People like to think Asimov predicted the current technology known as "artificial intelligence". They are wrong. It was Douglas Adams when a computer spent untold resources just to return an answer which is both irrelevant and poses further questions.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Apr-2025 06:08:55 JST Anon Opin
If you see a snail struggling to cross the footpath, pick up the little fella and help him on his way. That could well be you one day, metaphorically speaking at the very least.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 02:44:14 JST Anon Opin
Heinz should make a nutritionally complete version of baked beans so students can survive on that alone without worries.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Apr-2025 07:57:47 JST Anon Opin
Fines should be replaced with torture that doesn't do any long term physical damage.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 19:37:02 JST Anon Opin
Glitter should be illegal to produce, sell, or own.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 07:09:00 JST Anon Opin
Of all the sci-fi franchises, the most scientifically likely features a slow, resource-hungry, capitalism-driven expansion of humanity, leaving mundane mess in its wake, into a galaxy that features no aliens at all - Red Dwarf.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Apr-2025 10:42:06 JST Anon Opin
The Europeans have got it right. Mayonnaise is the best condiment to put on chips.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Apr-2025 08:34:07 JST Anon Opin
I have researched it and there is only one country in the world with 1. a warm climate, 2. a sane and stable government, and 3. no propensity for natural disasters. Uruguay. I intend to move there as soon as I can persuade my wife.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Apr-2025 08:27:17 JST Anon Opin
Open mic nights where all the slots are booked up in advance are, by definition, NOT open mic nights. Too many are being run like this and we need a new name for this sort of thing.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Mar-2025 08:00:51 JST Anon Opin
Wearing socks & sandals is the most comfortable your feet will ever be. You don't have to believe me, try it for yourself.