Notices by Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)

I think when BBC news does an obituary report about some cunt like Jean-Marie Le Pen, they don't need to end the report with a silent dignified black & white photo. He was a cunt. Just move on. He doesn't need to be treated like the fucking Queen.

Musicians shouldn't be allowed to use everyday phrases as song titles. I should be able to think that it's a beautiful day without that twat Bono popping into my head

Please let's go back to calling things what they are. Meat is meat, not "protein." Intermittent fasting = skipping breakfast. Hydration = drinking water. Good sleep hygiene = going to bed early. It's not that complicated.

The focus on making cars electric is a complete distraction from the real problem with cars - the amount of space they take up. When not being used they litter our streets. When being used they cause jams. We should instead encourage more Uber-style ridesharing solutions.

The spacing between the lowercase letters R and M is poor on a lot of fonts. For example, the word burning looks like buming at a glance. Although the town of Burnley being misrepresented as Bumley is quite apt because it's a shithole.

The fact that every other moon in the solar system has a proper name and ours is just called "the moon" is a global disgrace. It's time that we gave it a proper name.

Nobody wants to empty the dishwasher. Everybody just wants the glory of filling it. There's a lesson for life there.

America gets a national day of mourning when a former President dies. The same rule should apply for UK Prime Ministers. This is not out of respect but the fact we burn through so many and have one of the lowest number of Bank Holidays in the world.

2025 will be the year of the ironic comeback of Comic Sans. Coming soon to a hipster restaurant menu near you soon.

Housing developers naming new estates after the natural habitat they've just destroyed is A grade piss-taking. The estates should be named "dead hedgehogs" or "fuck the bees"

People buying vinyl records and companies feeding this mad behaviour need to be stopped. Anyone who does should by made to ride a penny farthing or take a horse drawn carriage everywhere.

Christmas should just be on some random day every year, like Easter. Mix it up a bit

Let's collectively pick a date, say 17 March, to stop ironing clothes. If we all stop at the same time, no one has to be the last person still doing it. Embrace wrinkle.

Kimchi is everything sauerkraut wants to be but fails at. I'd eat sauerkraut but I'd be thinking of kimchi.

Cars have killed somewhere in the region of 80 million people since invention, but somehow people still manage to get more annoyed with cyclists.

Am I the only one who quite likes the look of wind turbines? I think it's pretty relaxing watching them spin away in the breeze. If they'd been there for 100 years we'd kick off if someone tried taking them down. Eyesore my arse.

The clue was there in the name all along. A "web" is a place you get stuck, paralysed, cocooned, and ultimately devoured

We're only a year or so away from an internet where it's mostly AIs writing articles for other AIs to read. I just hope it takes down Google's ad business.

Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but it's weird there's not more fictional shows set during the pandemic it's like 2020 didn't exist.

The rise of the 'celebrity geek' during the early 00s is one of the worst things to happen to nerds. Because these rock-star-status individuals turned out to be just as fucking awful as regular celebs, it stripped nerds of their one defence: superiority.