Notices by Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)

20mph speed limits have shown to massively reduce injuries and deaths. So isn't it time we rolled out sharply lowered speed limits and ULEZ in all urban areas? We need to stop putting the car first, they've taken up too much infrastructure space already and keep wanting more.

If you talk to the CEO any different to how you talk to the office cleaner you are a self interested corporate husk.

Hoteliers: no-one believes your pious, sanctimonious bullshit about towels, room cleaning and the environment. Just admit you're using it as an excuse to cut back on housekeeping costs. We'd still disagree with your penny-pinching ways but we'd have more respect for your honesty.

Any song which features the artist reciting his or her name is always rubbish.

Never trust a man who doesn't have a driving license. I understand some people live in an area where they don't need to drive, but from boyhood to manhood should include a getting a driving license

People who open envelopes at the side instead of the top where it's sealed cannot be trusted.

Universal Basic Income is the only logical answer to a world where AI and robotics are better at 90% of jobs than humans.

Most people use the term, "luddite" incorrectly. A luddite wasn't against technology, as you all seem to think they were, but against needless technology ruining people's livelihoods and churning out bad quality shite. Given the state of 2025, we should all aspire to be luddites.

The em-dash, the en-dash and the hyphen should all be replaced by a single dash. Replace grammar pedants with context clues. Most people don't know the difference anyway.

If you are struggling to get a present for a dull man, get him a combined battery tester and battery organiser/storage kit. He will love it.

Nothing bad happens if someone doesn't iron their clothes. It is a total eco-hostile waste of time and energy (both human and literal). There should be a worldwide campaign to outlaw it. People could opt to wear a little badge that shows "I'm creased because I care".

Good manners started to deteriorate from the moment you could listen to music through earpieces. People are self-absorbed in their own world and don't want to interact with anyone else.

Caps Lock should have an audible warning like the reverse gear of a lorry

Quarter pound burgers sold in supermarkets and butchers are too fat and not wide enough. It's like having a massive meatball in the middle of a bun three sizes too big.

How America allowed Oxycontin to get to market, see the devastating effects and then allow the same to happen again with Fentanyl really should be talked about more

Cardiff is comfortably the best city to live in in the UK. It's a capital and has all the amenities that come with this, while still being small, affordable, and easy to get around. It's walkable, has an excellent transit system, wide streets, plenty of parks and greenery.

Success is relative to aspiration. You can aspire to be a lazy fat cunt and be more successful than someone who aspires to be a millionaire but doesn't quite make it. Life lessons.

I'm surprised rimming has became so mainstream considering the amount of people on Fesshole who don't seem to be able to wipe their own arses.

The older I get the more I think the Luddites had a point. CCTV means fewer police officers so leads to more crime, self-service tills lead to more shoplifting, fewer staff on public transport makes people feel unsafe. We need more jobs for people and less automation.

Schools should take kids to visit a different Commonwealth country for two weeks every year. There are 56, so lots of variety. Kids should learn about other countries directly and not just watch comedians visiting them with a parent.