Notices by Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)

Not everyone can afford a smartphone. Stop making it the primary, and sometimes the only, interface for day to day services. It's like when companies move their customer facing information onto Discord. It's shit. Fucking stop it.

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Give My Regards To Broad Street is a terrible film, but I watch it at least once a year because it made by the same guy who made Sgt. Pepper, and The White Album, and Ram. Mental, and absolutely fascinating.

Google Maps does a good job of showing routes for walking, driving, and public transport. In 2026 it should show routes that include stables for those of us who like to ride and rest horses between towns.

I can't understand why darts players shake hands and hi five with fans in their walk-ons. They are contaminating the tools of their trade with oils and germs and all sorts. They should wear gloves until they get on stage.

The secret to a happy relationship is a King-Size duvet on a double bed.

Luddite shouldn't be used as a insult anymore. They were right about more than most of us are willing to admit.

If AI was all it was cracked up to be, Whatsapp would be transcribing those bastard voice messages already instead of being full of bloatware

We are all dead. We died of Covid in 2020 and are now in hell. It's the only possible way to explain why everything in the world is so fucked up now.

Messaging apps need to standardise whether pressing "enter" creates a new line or just sends the fucking unfinished message.

Buying a car seat, 97% say it's bad & it will kill your baby. 3% say it's amazing, just ignore the negative reviews. These reviews are written by people who make a buck selling car seats and have paid a lot for review visibility. That's what's happening climate change.

The only mountain most people who wear North Face see is when they eat a Toblerone.

Given that small amounts of water are capable of carving entire canyons and ravines into rock, it's amazing that our piss holes don't get sanded wider as we get older.

Paddington looks nothing like a Peruvian bear

Dear scriptwriters, not everything has to be about the end of the world. I know you want to raise the stakes, but if you've done a decent job of making us care about the characters then it's fine if things only affect them

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Nothing has radicalised me more than seeing how the government completely elimimated homelessness during the pandemic and yet after it was done we were right back to pretending it was impossible.

Strong end-of-the-world vibes at the moment

No one gives a fuck about your business idea. Having a business idea is the easiest and least impressive part of creating a business. Try and actually do some work towards it rather than gobbing off about the fantasy.

"Good landlords" are a bit like "nice guys". If you have to go out of your way to insist how good you are, you probably aren't.