Dita Von Teese looks like a more glamorous version of Mrs Doyle from Father Ted.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 01-Jul-2024 19:58:57 JST Anon Opin -
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 08:00:37 JST Anon Opin "Ethical non-monogamy"? Nah, you're just bored of each other and the cost of living crisis means you cant afford to split up and live on your own.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 06:03:14 JST Anon Opin You can tell absolutely everything about someone's politics based on whether they prefer Greggs or Pret. Israel/Palestine. Pro or anti Brexit. More car-centric planning or things like LTNs. Pro-hanging or not. All the major issues.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 19:57:39 JST Anon Opin When left on their own, most people will get up to one of two things: nothing good or nothing much.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jun-2024 09:50:29 JST Anon Opin When Elton John sang Crocodile Rock in 1972, it was nod to a time barely a decade and a half before, that seemed so long ago considering all that had happened in between. Funnily, I never see anyone getting nostalgic for 2009 in the same way.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jun-2024 07:56:37 JST Anon Opin Played in bands for years and often wondered what kind of nutter wants to be a drummer. Same family tree as goalkeepers. Now I'm older I realise they're the cunts to hang your hat on. Straight shooters, dependable and above all, content. Be a drummer. Be a goalie. Be happy
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jun-2024 07:27:29 JST Anon Opin The tie has to be one of the most useless item of clothing ever invented. It's up there with the Jacobean ruff for it's utter pointlessness.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jun-2024 07:21:29 JST Anon Opin Electric gardening tools, e.g. hedge trimmers, should be quieter. Look at how quiet washing machines have gotten. Should we really need to hear so much horticultural noise pollution in summer months?
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2024 18:04:08 JST Anon Opin Fish is far superior to meat as food. It's healthier, tastier, more sustainable, better for the environment and here in the UK we unquestionably have some of the best of it in the world.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 08-Jun-2024 09:32:23 JST Anon Opin How are some people still convinced that everything should be a self-governing free market? It clearly doesn't work, the evidence is all around us
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 06:57:57 JST Anon Opin If you want to find the best new music you haven't heard before, search for "music to test speakers". Audiophiles invariably have the best ear for good tunes.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-2024 20:58:08 JST Anon Opin Back in the late 1990s, whoever it was at the BBC that decided Seinfeld should be late-night BBC2 viewing was wrong. It could've been a hit in the UK if shown at 7.30pm on a weekday.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 31-May-2024 20:01:05 JST Anon Opin There should be an additional backspace key on the left side of the keyboard for right-handed people, so we don't need to bring our left hand all the way to the right of the keyboard while holding the mouse.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 30-May-2024 18:59:14 JST Anon Opin Nobody actually likes going to the theatre. They just pretend to. Everything is overpriced. TV is better.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 05:03:20 JST Anon Opin Bad Romance by Lady Gaga condenses 5hrs of emotional operatic drama into as many minutes of pop music. It's a modern musical masterpiece and should be revered as such.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 03:03:48 JST Anon Opin People who willingly eat blue cheese without being under duress and actually enjoy it really need to get their heads examined by doctors, because there's clearly something not right in there.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 17-May-2024 20:57:12 JST Anon Opin The Windows XP Task Manager is far superior to the one in Windows 10 and 11 in every way except for perhaps looks - but I want functionality over pretty visuals in a task management program.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 03:57:51 JST Anon Opin Every time I see one of those 3D photos on Facebook, the first thought that comes to mind is "did that really have to be 3D?"
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Apr-2024 22:00:41 JST Anon Opin Men in your 50's & 60's that are still committed to the mod look. Do you remember cringing at the elderly Teddy Boys in the 80s? That's you now.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 18-Apr-2024 06:06:58 JST Anon Opin All of YouTube is destined to become lost media when Google loses interest or viewers move onto something else. All these channels that you love now will only exist on the creators hard drives and you'll never be able to see them again