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@RikerGoogling Load SF_Consent_Training-Command_Officers.HDK and the guide program will explain the difference between good dick holograms and bad dick holograms. Orion_Girls_React-Season_6_Humans.holocast will help you decide whether you need someone else to model for you. Particularly episodes 8 and 15. Finally, the Ferengi technical series Profiting_From_Prurience-Sets_and_Lighting.hs5 will achieve correct presentation, and is well worth the licensing fee.

@Mrfunkedude The number of gummies you ate this morning, minus one half, is your dose. Also do not try to read the SD card in your CPAP. It's just usage statistics. It's not important. Only of interest to somnologists. There are no hidden volumes to be found. Do not peel the sticker back to find the four hidden pad contacts and attempt to initiate a serial connection with backdoor credentials "DrSleep"::"ZzZzZzZz".

@fesshole Not like she can pop down to the pet mart en buy one. They'd just say "that's not something we sell." But if she has her heart sett on one, no point in badgering her about it. It wouldn't be fair at all to und-ermine her dream, regardless of whether sensible folk ought-er know better.

@boo_ @Mattaob @cwebber Yes! I stand corrected. I was doing this from memory, which is obviously not infallible.

@evan @cwebber I believe the intent is 2-person exclusive-sexual, exclusive-romantic, long-term-no-defined-expiration relationship versus anything else.

@Mattaob @cwebber Ace spec has further refinements, such as romanticity, that are not mentioned in the polling.

@Mattaob @cwebber
Glossary:
Mono- = one
Poly- = many
-gamy = female mate (may be used metonymically with respect to number of mates in a sexual relationship without regard to sexes)
-andry = male mate (used rarely to to -gamy metonymy)
-amory = mate of unspecified sex
FOSS = Free and Open Source Software
queer = non-heterosexual sexuality, or gender is neither cisgendered male nor cisgendered female
ace spec = asexuality spectrum, considers oneself to be more asexual than sexual

Much like the other similar establishments in the region, one is expected to wash thoroughly before entering the main baths. But this is especially important at the world's only #gravy onsen. Geothermal energy heats the warm, silky fluid to a relaxing 39 degrees, and the house chefs continually refresh the savory brew with locally grown vegetables and parts harvested from animals, kami, and yōkai attracted to the enticing odor.

Oof! Left at a perfectly nice campsite with an old theater man instead of Perseus's visible nipple. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Just a suggestion here, Perseus, but Andromeda has to stay untouched, and Medusa was literally cursed for being too sexy. Maybe shoulda brought baklava and mimosas? #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

This scene was decidedly more funky in Zork: Grand Inquisitor. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Cerberus was merely the most famous guardian hound of Hades. I think Echidna and Typhon had several more, with fewer heads. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

I mean, we've been needing this every since the last #Monsterdon with snek-hair. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Oh, baby, love me those stop-motion sneks. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Buhbye, shield. You would have been too useful in this next scene. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Oof. Needed to do a motion study on serpentine locomotion, though. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Enjoy your honeymoon. Ta! #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Honestly, Bubo not a great name for anyone. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Take me with you. So I can get into a dangerous situation for dramatic effect! #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

The shield *finally* gets a little screen time. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans