Notices by Sabrina✨ (ryanhoulihan@mastodon.social)

It’s a lot more fun having other people hate you than it is hating yourself

If I’m not posting it’s because I’m going through a period of extremely good mental health

Saw repliers say (paraphrased) that because some people cheat to get the paltry money that disabled people get on SSDI, I guess we just have to put up with humiliating, stressful, and degrading investigation processes, character assassination, and hearings.

Instead of this - flip it.

Because we know rich people have defrauded the gov't over & over again, we have to subject THEM to raking over the coals and investigating every aspect of their lives to get the $ back.

Undo the training.

My anniversary with my ex-husband is coincidentally now my anniversary with my boyfriend and I have a feeling everyone is going to read into this even though it means nothing

@ryanhoulihan sounds like you already have the solution though. Add their unnecessary qualifiers when introducing them to your people (and insist on introducing them to your people)

Should I start making content again when the musical is done? I have so much I was in the middle of but idk who wants it

David Sinclair being a Botox and filler girlie tickles me each and every time

Worst part of updating my talk: looking up how fucking many more Starlink satellites there were than last time I gave a version of this talk. 200 more than a month ago. Fuck.

There are now 6,209 Starlinks in orbit, fully 62% of the 10,009 active satellites in orbit.

All of these "fully demisable" Starlinks are planned to burn up and deposit their metal in Earth's atmosphere. I just saw multiple 100-pound pieces of another SpaceX "fully demisable" rocket, so I'm sure it'll be just fine.

Gabbi Tuft is an awful person. A MAGA republican, a transmedicalist, a reactionary, and just an overall shitfy person who hangs out with shitty low-lifes. I fucking hate that I’m in any category with her and it makes me sick that she’s going to be the first Trans woman a lot of people meet in this community. https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/06/20/transgender-wrestler-gabbi-tuft-once-wwes-tyler-reks-is-ready-for-her-closeup-again/

STOP RUNNING BLACK PEOPLE OFF THE FEDIVERSE!!!!!

Best iOS keyboard?

If Lady Gaga acknowledged Palestine, I would be okay

Good morning

It would have been done by now.

Sarah Michelle Gellar in Scream 2 is so pretty she actively makes me shallower

To be clear this is a superlative way of explaining that we *do* get PMS and PMDD (to various levels, similar to, you guessed it, cis women) and right now I am curled in a ball around a hot water bottle for my 14 hour.

(I do carry 2 sizes tampons in my bag for other women though – as should literally everyone who has a few dollars in their tissue budget.)

To be clear this is a superlative way of explaining that we *do* get PMD and PMDD (to various levels, similar to, you guessed it, cis women) and right now I am curled in a ball around a hot water bottle for my 14 hour

I miss the old Target. Remember when it was like walking into a Nintendo DS Lite filled with colorful garbage? The largest, shiniest, solid pieces of garbage. Oh, how we would play for hours, making up stories about what we’d do with the garbage. Then we’d each choose one of pieces of garbage and take it home and keep it in our house for two years and then throw it away. What a joy! Like spitting.

No it’s a prison for laundry detergent and Target is the loan shark offering you bail money.

Recall is kind of mind blowing and would solve all my embarrassing ADHD problems

Are we living in 2016 again because baby I can’t do this with you all again