Notices by Ⓐ Dirk Ritter (gnumatic@deppenkessel.de)

Gosh! The U.S. of WASP KKK pointy hat assholes basically declares a trade war on the entire World and expects

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no retaliation? Seriously?

What about “Go fuck off and die!“?

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/04/02/politics/video/bessent-retaliatory-tariffs-collins-intv-digvid

@StillIRise1963

Glad you asked! 😇

The metric oligarchy-owned as well as oligarchy-aligned, supposedly “independent“ media uses goes roughly like

“Is the fediverse useful for manufacturing consent with the rich ruling class?“

and the obvious answer of course is “utter failure“. Frankly - I LOVE IT! 🥳

@StillIRise1963

What they won't ever tell:
None of 'em advocating for endurance will ever even feel any of that pain.

Eine der Lehren aus der kleinen #Anfrage der #CDU:

Außerparlamentarisches, zivilgesellschaftliches Engagement wirkt. Die hätten sich sonst kaum die Blöße gegeben, mit so einer faschistischen Scheiße zu giften. Es würde die nicht kümmern, bliebe all das was erreicht wurde wirkungslos.

Danke.
Weiter machen! Jetzt erst recht! 👍

@StillIRise1963

It's clear as fuck ruZZian KGB agent Krasnov who is shitting in the White House rn is selling out our future for a few nickles extra in his and his fellow fascist's bank accounts. To us at large there is no benefit of doing so whatsoever, because *all* of it will backfire big time.

@AnarchoNinaAnalyzes

One theory that made my head shake wildly went like doing 10 horrible things and then rolling back 7 in order to get the 3 things stick they're raving about loudly.

Sure. That's roughly how neoliberal bureaucrats did operate at times, but there is no such thing as diplomacy or negotiations with fascists. They want *all* of it and then still more and there will be no rolling back of anything if they aren't forced out of power and preferably existence.

@wortezimmer @chpietsch

Gar nicht mehr lange hin (Monatsende wenn's auch nur ein klein wenig schief geht) und solche Erinnerungsgedankenverbrechen wie meine Lieblingsformel «LOL-af CumEx Warburg Brechmittel Schloz» werden scharf geahndet - mit allen Befugnissen, Vorratsdaten und freundlicher Konzernunterstützung.

/o\

Alle so:
#AfDverbotJetzt!

#SPD so:
„Aber wir können Faschisten doch ihren Faschismus nicht verbieten, wenn er bei Faschisten wieder so beliebt ist!“ 🤡

#Untragbar & #AbsolutUnwählbar 🤬

@why_not

Am Ende des Tages ohnehin pure Kosmetik. Merz bedeutet MAGA-Faschismus.

@AnarchoNinaWrites

They also followed procedures, so all was well. Great.

I guess all will still be "well" as soon as those "procedures" change for prompt delivery of any suspects, because that's how the fascists got hold of everybody last time around, i.e. with the help of folks faithfully following orders and procedures.

@AnarchoNinaWrites

Oh unholy Queen of terror, destroyer of gods! 😍

Yeah. I know you've been sounding the alarm for months and now we're here. Disgusting, innit.

Ich sag's mal ganz simpel:

Stimmen Parteien gegen die Einleitung eines AfD-Verbotsverfahrens, werden sie dadurch automatisch zu Steigbügelhaltern der Faschisten und Feinden der Demokratie. Es gibt dann wirklich nichts mehr, was wir noch zu bereden hätten, denn das u.A. gehört zu den Dingen, die bekämpft werden müssen.

Good Morni...

Nah! It's still a dystopian shit show, obviously...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vz8ydJJQtw

Again, the paper on fascist propaganda, studied across 26 countries:
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/19401612241311886

It can't be emphasized enough how the fascists, the broligarchy and their feels-based capitalist fairy-tale media outlets formed an alliance to get rid of democracy on a global scale, so that applies to you regardless of your location on this corrupt, fossil-fueled, fascist-ridden planet.

💡

Macht Euch doch einfach 'nen schönen Tag und tretet zur Feier der Amtseinführung eines Arschlochs in die @FAU, 'ne DGB-Gewerkschaft oder 'ne progressive Partei eurer Wahl ein.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wann, wenn nicht *jetzt*? 😜

#TikTok board meeting:
"So - how could we *really* fuck 'em up?"
"Easy! Give it to the enemy within!" 🥳

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-01-14/china-discusses-sale-of-tiktok-us-to-musk-as-one-possible-option

@AnarchoNinaWrites

Feel it. Like those drowsy germans who are high on social democrat values and their great revolutionary history. Dig some of that out and you'll know who, among others, ordered to shoot the revolutionaries last time it got that nasty. Muppets!

Good News! 🥳

No worries about alien invasions from distant stars any longer. As soon as the first broadcasts from fascist Germany hit any they will put up big warning signs, declaring the solar system a no-fly zone as soon as Fonald Dumb's «The Apprentice» TV show hits their systems, making ours synonymous with greed, selfishness and arrogance paired with utter stupidity.

Hint:
Whenever you get there, don't ever say the name they've given to our system. It's an insult, demanding your blood. ❗☠️

@AnarchoNinaWrites

It all starts to make sense now. Sure. I mean - what do people remember nowadays? The scandal from last week? Let's go a few more months into this wretched year and it's going to be the Space Karen Gov. collab shit show from the last hour. Like him, denying the very existence of his own rockets and declaring the Earth to be flat or what have you, cheered by a dumb fan base and posted from Boca Chica with any poor Shiba Inu in front of the very thing that ain't ever existed. 🥳

@AnarchoNinaWrites

😇

At least there is hope for things to play out more favourably:
https://deppenkessel.de/@GNUmatic/113782882042607812

@AnarchoNinaWrites

Random note:
After weeks with a broken Web interface over here on our li'l server you can't imagine the joy it gives to be able to link back to your own stuff again. And it seems they've given the thing a very neat polishing now. So - yeah - just an updated version fixed the somewhat broken installation, thanks Eris, the wretched bitch who broke it! Praise Eris and put the blame on her! Dance! 🥳