Notices by Ⓐ Dirk Ritter (gnumatic@deppenkessel.de)

#TikTok board meeting:
"So - how could we *really* fuck 'em up?"
"Easy! Give it to the enemy within!" 🥳

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-01-14/china-discusses-sale-of-tiktok-us-to-musk-as-one-possible-option

@AnarchoNinaWrites

Feel it. Like those drowsy germans who are high on social democrat values and their great revolutionary history. Dig some of that out and you'll know who, among others, ordered to shoot the revolutionaries last time it got that nasty. Muppets!

Good News! 🥳

No worries about alien invasions from distant stars any longer. As soon as the first broadcasts from fascist Germany hit any they will put up big warning signs, declaring the solar system a no-fly zone as soon as Fonald Dumb's «The Apprentice» TV show hits their systems, making ours synonymous with greed, selfishness and arrogance paired with utter stupidity.

Hint:
Whenever you get there, don't ever say the name they've given to our system. It's an insult, demanding your blood. ❗☠️

@AnarchoNinaWrites

It all starts to make sense now. Sure. I mean - what do people remember nowadays? The scandal from last week? Let's go a few more months into this wretched year and it's going to be the Space Karen Gov. collab shit show from the last hour. Like him, denying the very existence of his own rockets and declaring the Earth to be flat or what have you, cheered by a dumb fan base and posted from Boca Chica with any poor Shiba Inu in front of the very thing that ain't ever existed. 🥳

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😇

At least there is hope for things to play out more favourably:
https://deppenkessel.de/@GNUmatic/113782882042607812

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Random note:
After weeks with a broken Web interface over here on our li'l server you can't imagine the joy it gives to be able to link back to your own stuff again. And it seems they've given the thing a very neat polishing now. So - yeah - just an updated version fixed the somewhat broken installation, thanks Eris, the wretched bitch who broke it! Praise Eris and put the blame on her! Dance! 🥳

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While I'm at it...
That's the supposedly mainstream CSU over here, putting up essentially the same campaign ads revolving around immigrant pushbacks in 2025 that the clearly fascist NPD was running with in 2016, so if you still had hopes for Germany to hold - just scrap 'em, because we're falling fast already:

https://mastodon.social/@peterjelinek/113770253157050313

@AnarchoNinaWrites

Interesting. So...

[ ponders the idea ]

You're saying going above 50 tabs *is* possible? Computer won't say no after a dirty dozen or so? And it somehow works? Wouldn't you need add-ons to search tabs, arrange 'em in folders 'n stuff?

[ stares & passes out over the thoughts ]

@AnarchoNinaWrites

LOL

That's dangerously close to admitting the truth, though. 🤣

But they always choose the long walk off the short pier, don't they.

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Vanta Fedipact? 🤔 🥰

Cute! Strange memories of shitlib techies, bragging about taking over evil META by federation or whatever they were daydreaming about, while the #fedipact guys *all* clearly told it's "embrace & exterminate" as usual, with the Fediverse being served for dinner.

Get off my lawn, shitlibs, and hats off again to the cute bunnies sounding the alarms early on! 🥳

Surely they painted a big target on their shirts by blocking that, sooo... Hats off, again! 🥳

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Best bit last, as always, but German chancellor Scholz, stubbornly resisting to start the very possible legal process of making the clearly fascist AfD illegal?

He wouldn't be chancellor without them. Nobody would have accepted a right wing nut like him to run for the social democrats. None of all the weird fascist shit they did would have been possible. They need the fascists as much as they despise their style, but style doesn't mean they won't share chauvinist ideals.

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Lo and behold - even the wrecking of our planet was included *right* from the start. Not that a lot changed in the transition from Feudalism, mind you, but those bastards didn't just step out of our way either and they still continue to annoy and exploit us to date - *despite* the gallows back then, making sure we can only elect "our" kings in the process, but not do away with rulers altogether.

Progress? What *really* changed, again? Electing "our" Lords? Great! 🤡 🥳

@AnarchoNinaWrites

"coal burning became widespread enough to inspire laws against its use due to the smoke and pollution burning it produced. Nonetheless the market for coal continued to grow as it preserved the limited timber growth. The hungry market required a solution to a problem that challenged the British mining industry. This solution was Thomas Newcomen’s 1712 invention of a simple single-piston pump, the first machine to successfully direct steam to produce work."

300 fucking years.

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Believe! It's the truth! And they've been *hiding* it! 🥳

(Yeah no. All is good and well. I survived the wild ride through »Illuminatus!« and the X-Files just pale by comparison. Doesn't change the *fact* that they're all out there to get us, though, so take care!) 🤡

@AnarchoNinaWrites

Yeah. You know you're talking about the icons of our youth when they've got hit singles, laying casually around as surplus, just because their album was perfect "as is" already. 🥳

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The experimantation was done. They were all rather confident with the synth stuff and suddenly using it with ease and purposefully, naturally integrated in the soundscape. If anything, that's also very typical for the time. Finally, all of it came together, matured and it shows.

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Almost incomprehensible how »Alone« can possibly be on the same album, but then again it has to be. Otherwise it wouldn't be The Cure.

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Somehow, most of the easy-going bangers we all heard a million times on the radio all feel a bit out of line this evening. A bit like guilty pleasure, actually. 😊

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Got a radio syndrome, so »Friday I'm in love« probably was just played a million and twohunderedtwenty times too many, but I'm probably off by a couple of hundered million times, so - yes, that's got to be »High« now.

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Indie fans getting upset about success always has some sort of band "ownership" vibes, doesn't it. Well. Here is the News: They don't "own" "their" band.

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