Notices by mark (atleagle@mastodon.online)

Post Malone wearing all this cowboys gear is unforgivable. He is dead to me now

#goBirds #flyEaglesFly

@historyofpunkrock NYHC is when I really started getting into the harder grooves amd realized the positivity of punk.

I will go with token entry, because i attemded when a club owner tried to stiff them, they refused to play, and we basically rioted for them

@MaryAustinBooks @fesshole yep. I was told by an oncologist that I have an "exceptional family history". That was a hell of a day

And Satan sat upon the left shoulders of the people, and spaketh in tempting whispers, "then mix the yolks with mayonnaise and mustard, add relish and pla e back into the split egg, maybe even sprinkle some red shit on top"

And the people responded with joy, "hail Satan, for you are too good to us"

@acm_redfox I keep trying to make up excuses that aren't the worst case here. They just don't stick because I can't imagine wanting to bend down to pick up leaves with a heavy ass helmet

There was a man picking up leaves in a neghbors yard who was wearing a motorcycle helmet. No power tools, blowers, any kind of thing that would need eye or hearing protection.

Im certain it wasn't for comfort, and im pretty confident that we now have lawn maintenance people wearing helmets to avoid being profiled.

This place is fucked up

@SKleefeld you are explaining to gamblers that the odds of hitting big on a slot machine are terrible. That doesn't matter when every on e in a while the slot machine makes you feel smart

@sophie hey!

@LexFreagles especially when you play to lose

And thats what happens when. You stop playing middle of the 2nd quarter

@stumblewyk and if we call a timeout, let that last play score. Dude has lost the plot and now im worried that we are going to see the 2023 collapse again

@mellofone what the actuall fuck is happening in this game

@ATLeagle @essjax

For anyone unfamiliar with the reference...

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hunter2

@essjax silly that you choose *******

@mellofone fucking idiots

The entire team is drunk. Catching a punt on the 3????

@stumblewyk can't run or throw. Its actually amazing

@stumblewyk please

@stumblewyk pull the skull with the spine attached

@ai6yr police truck. Its a perfect description of drunk cops that will never face responsibility