Notices by Ham on Wry (hamonwry@mastodon.world)

The streets are crawling with heavily armed and masked ICE agents while the prisons are overflowing.

These are tactics to keep the American people scared. It’s a tactic used by every dictator around the world.

#dictatorship #dictator #trump #ice #dhs #noem #america #democracy #MAGA #republicans #news

The EU countries pushing against the tangerine toddler and defending Greenland have seen this whole Nazi story before.

In fact, they were smack in the middle of it in the late 30s and 40s and witnessed first hand the devastation brought by the Nazi regime.

#trump #eu #europe #greenland #nazis #republicans #america #democracy #politics #war #news

For those still saying ‘this could never happen in America’ … it is happening right now as you’re reading this toot.

The time for denial has long passed.

#dictatorship #trump #hitler #america #democracy #democrats #news #politics

Dear MAGA

When it comes to that $2000.00 tariff refund check Trump promised y’all … he lied.

There’s no check coming.

Thx,
Hammy

#MAGA #trump #republicans #news #liar

There’s no way a guy up to his ridiculous comb-over in the Epstein files would ever legitimately win a Nobel Prize unless there was a prize for corruption and sex trafficking.

#nobel #epstein #MAGA #trump #corruption #sextrafficking #news

Jumpin’ Cat Flash!

#cats #caturday #caturdayeveryday #Saturday

Thanks to 13 years with a therapist I am finally able to take out the trash when it’s full; not when I’m emotionally ready.

If you gag me with a spoon that would be totally tubular.

#80sSitcomsTaughtMe
#HashTagGames

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him put it in his bourbon.

You know that $500 million in Venezuelan oil Trump just sold? It’s stolen goods.

Good talk.

#venezuela #oil #illegal #news #media #trump #warcrimes #MAGA #republicans #america #Hegseth #pentagon

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it join the other synchronized swimmers.

Word of caution:

Never use a dentist who advertises Black Friday and Boxing Day sales.

I know this now.

#BlackFriday #BoxingDay #groupon #dentists #cheap

The biggest difference between regular DEI candidates and Trump’s DEI candidates for the top positions in government is that regular DEI candidates aren’t corrupt, unqualified and haven’t paid Trump millions in bribes.

#dei #trump #corruption #republicans #MAGA #democrats #news #politics #unqualified

Clowns in the West Wing
Jokers from the Right
Here I am
No idea what to do

#2025InASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

Fair and balanced reporting is all well and good until you have a Dictator wannabe and a political party that is committing the majority of crimes.

In that case you can’t honestly point at both sides and report on them as if they’re equals.

#trump #republicans #democrats #politics #news #journalism #media #MAGA #america

Just a gentle reminder … Trump is still Putin’s puppet.

If Congress wanted the full, un-redacted Epstein files they could have gone to Putin. They’re just one tiny bit of dirt that he holds over Trump.

#epstein
#EpsteinFiles #trump #putin #MAGA #republicans #news #america

While the Trump administration blame other countries for the fentanyl crisis in America the Republicans and their policies are making things more dire for everyone but the rich.

Just remember, the biggest gateway drug anywhere in America is poverty.

#trump #drugs #fentanyl #poverty #republicans #MAGA #news #america

If 2025 was a plate of food cooked by the Trump regime, we’d scrape it into the bin and fire the entire brigade.

#trump #republicans #incompetence #MAGA #america #rotten #news #democrats #epstein #immigration #Christmas

If your kids constantly used the terms ‘witch hunt’, ‘hoax, ‘fake news’ or made claims of the neighbors framing them every time they were caught causing shit, eventually you’d tell them knock it off and hold them accountable.

Yet, millions of adults in America continue to believe the same crap every time it comes out of Trump’s mouth.

#trump #MAGA #propaganda #EpsteinFiles #epstein #republicans #hoax #news

Deck the halls with boughs of Mr. Mittens … fla La La La La La La La La

#Cats #Caturday #Christmas