Notices by Ham on Wry (hamonwry@mastodon.world)

It’s raining men and the gutters are clogged.

#WeatherInterruptsUsAnything
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I prefer Presidents who don’t need military parades to compensate for being weak and for their tiny missiles.

#president #nokingsday #trump #news #militaryparade #republicans #TrumpIsWeak #taco

Trump’s self-aggrandizing and military parade has turned into a dud. Unlike No Kings Day protests very few people came out to see the tribute to himself.

Trump continues to embarrass himself and the American people. Strong leaders don’t need military parades.

#trump #loser #embarrassment #america #nokings #nokingsday #republicans #military #pentagon

A fascist by any other name is still a fascist.

It’s time the news media stops avoiding the issue and starts calling the Trump administration what it really is; a dictatorship.

#news #media #trump #musk #republicans #dictatorship

Trump and MAGA Republicans abhor anything that’s politically correct; except when they’re called fascists.

Then they become an incensed bunch of goose-stepping snowflakes who no longer believe in the first amendment or free speech.

#fascism #trump #musk #freespeech #maga #republicans #snowflake #firstamendment #media #news

We all excel at something.

Donald Trump, for example, is a lifelong failure who excels at convincing bigger failures than himself that he’s a YUGE success. He has a knack for conning those who have a massive list of grievances. The same suckers and losers who are too lazy to change their own lives.

So, even a lifelong failure can be successful at something.

#musk #trump #maga #suckersandlosers #gop #success

Whoops.

This is what happens when you rely heavily on government handouts (socialism) to keep your companies afloat.

Musk the Mooch is now kissing ass at Mar-a-Lago …… again.

#musk #trump #Tesla #teslatakedown #gop #maga #DOGE #loserville

The attitude that “We’re all going to die” is probably why MAGA Republicans get nothing more out of life than their own self inflicted misery.

#joniernst #maga #trump #gop #republicans #evangelicals #musk #misery

Donald Trump is the most dangerous form of artificial intelligence.

He’s a dumbass who actually believes he’s a stable genius. Worse, is that millions of his supporters also believe everything he makes up as fact.

#ai #trump #maga #media #republicans #taco

Elon Musk does not have Presidential immunity and should be investigated then indicted for crimes he committed while heading DOGE.

#musk #DOGE #corruption #crime #telsa #DOJ #news

Let’s admit it. Trump’s ‘golden dome’ is gonna be another bust just like Mexico paying for the six miles of wall Trump actually got built the first time he was in the WH.

That $170 billion price tag will be bringing out Republican frauds and grifts faster than ants to spilled honey. And nothing will be built.

#trump #goldendome #republicans #fraud #grifters #mexico #canada #news

BREAKING NEWS: Trump ordered the nation’s independent nuclear regulatory commission to cut down on regulations and fast-track new licenses for reactors and power plants on Friday.

In unrelated news, the Russians did the same thing with Chernobyl.

#chernobyl #news #trump #nuclear #incompetence #breakingnews

If America is going to be run by a dictator does he honestly have to be such a moron?

#trump #republicans #dictatorship

I must confess that after losing hundreds of thousands of lives fighting against the Nazis, ending up decades later with right wing Nazis in the WH, Congress and the Senate was definitely NOT on my bingo card.

#fascism #dictator #trump #republicans #musk #Tesla

If everyone in the world wore bowling shoes there’d be a lot less violence.

It’s pretty hard to act and look tough when wearing bowling shoes.

A former boss once told me that if you can fuck it you can unfuck it.

America is fucked. And it’s going to take decades and a Herculean effort to unfuck it.

#democracy #democrats #fucked #dictatorship #trump #musk #MAGA #america

The Saudis have just bought the Trump presidency with a $400 million Boeing 757.

In hindsight that seems like overkill when compared to Elon Musk only spending $277 million to buy Trump and the Presidency in 2024.

#trump #musk #saudiarabia #MAGA #democracy #democrats #boeing

MAGA are a miserable, joyless bunch who seem bent on making everyone else in the country just as unhappy as they are.

Little wonder they gravitate to a pitiful, humourless curmudgeon who only finds joy by inflicting misery on everyone around him.

#MAGA #republicans #trump #musk

So, if there is a serious threat of war against the United States will Trump simply go golfing or run and hide in his bunker again?

#trump #republicans #MAGA

To those fine Canadian Conservatives who are grumbling and talking about how embarrassed they are of Canada because the Liberals won the election:

You can always move to America. There are plenty of $11 an hour jobs picking fruits and vegetables.

Thing is tho, you’ll have to give up your pensions and free healthcare. There’s no such thing as free healthcare in America. But, don’t get sick and you and your kids will be just fine.

#canada #conservatives #election #immigration #healthcare