Notices by Ham on Wry (hamonwry@mastodon.world)

Dear France

Please take this fine lady back. America no longer deserves her.

Thx,
Hammy

#france #america #liberty #statueofliberty #republicans #trump #immigration

Thanks to Trump Republicans and DoGE, Texas is now predicting the weather the old fashioned way … after the fact.

And so far it has proven devastating and lethal.

#DOGE #musk #trump #republicans #Texas #MAGA #climatechange #news #weather

We no longer have a Supreme Court. Time and again it’s shown itself to be a Supremacist Court.

#democracy #constitution #scotus #america #democrats #dictatorship #trump #whitesupremacy #news #opinion

Congress passing Trump’s Big Beautiful Tax Bill on the eve of Independence Day is like getting a lump of coal for Christmas while the rich kids up the street get truck loads of gifts paid for by your parents.

#independenceday #july4th #america #MAGA #republicansdidthis #trump #news #bigbeautifulbill

If you’re wondering what that strange sound has been during this 4th of July it’s the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.

#constitution #foundingfathers #trump #dictatorship #republicans #gop #MAGA #ripamerica #america #july4th #democracy #news

Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill just turned ICE into the Gestapo.

For those of you who don’t know what the role of the Gestapo was during the Nazi rise to power in Germany during the 1930s … I can wait while you look it up.

Those familiar with the Gestapo know that Trump just fulfilled his wish to have a private, paramilitary and secret police force that is not accountable for their actions.

#gestapo #nazis #trump #rights #freedom #america #dictatorship #republicans #gop #bigbeautifulbill #news

Dear MAGA

If you’re wondering what that gurgling sound is, Congress just passed Trump’s tax bill.

So you’re hearing the sound of your healthcare, subsidies, low income benefits and the country circling the drain.

And you thought Trump and the Republicans were only going to screw over the Dems and immigrants. Thoughts and prayers, I guess.

Thx,
Hammy

#MAGA #trump #republicans #news #healthcare #gop #suckerandlosers #musk #congress #bigbeautifulbill #america

BREAKING: Trump’s ’big, beautiful bill’ will hurt tens of millions of the poorest people and states in America.

In unrelated news, the states that will suffer the most are red states predominately occupied by Trump’s own supporters…MAGA.

#news #trump #MAGA #healthcare #musk #gop #republicans #budget #economy

I like my coffee the way I like my furniture.

Strong, dark and with the fragrance of mahogany.

#coffee

It’s absolutely ludicrous to think that Americans would shoot themselves in the balls twice by re-electing a guy whose brain is rotting and has become the consistency of runny haggis, yet here we are.

#politics #trump #republicans #gop #MAGA #musk #america #news

Life is a bowl of cherries for the rich. To the poor go the pits.

#DeepThoughtsOfLowHangingFruit
#HashTagGames

Life Hack: Your cat will be way less grumpy once he gets his first coffee.

#Caturday #Cats #coffee

Even God wouldn’t approve of religion if he were alive today.

#religion #god #christian #evangelicals #MAGA #trump #vance

If God fearing Christians actually feared God they wouldn’t be part of the Trump cult.

#god #trump #christian #cult #MAGA

The Sawshank Renovation

#ShowsAndMoviesTheSuburbs
#HashTagGames

BREAKING: Trump calls for an end to the long-running corruption trial against Benjamin Netanyahu.

In unrelated news, felons of a feather start wars in the Middle East to stay in power together.

#netanyahu #trump #corruption #felon #justice #gop #news #media #middleeast

BREAKING: Trump asks why there would not be 'regime change' in Iran.

In unrelated news, people around the world are asking the same thing about a regime change in America.

#trump #iran #regimechange #republicans #MAGA #democrats #democracy #news

Congratulations, Benjamin Netanyahu, after two decades you finally found a sucker to commit America to an unprovoked war with Iran.

Only Trump was sucker enough to take the bait.

#trump #netanyahu #america #iran #middleeast #republicans #democrats #Israel #MAGA

If criticizing Presidents were truly grounds for deportation or being banned from entering the U.S., Donald Trump would have been removed years ago.

#fox #firstamendment #trump #deportation #republicans

I’ve Bussed Everywhere, Man

#AltTransitASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames