Notices by Ham on Wry (hamonwry@mastodon.world)

Mastodon is the only place where you can wander in, boost someone else’s products and you won’t get arrested.

#mastodon #socialmedia

It was the dumbest of times.
It was the stupidest of times.
It was the Trumpiest of times.

#MAGA #republicans #trump #stupidity #politics #iran #Israel #ufc #whitehouse #unitedstatesofembarrassment #epstein #EpsteinFiles #news

Congratulations to the Antiques Roadshow for having a larger viewership tonight than Trump’s White House UFC clown show.

#trump #ufc #MAGA #antiquesroadshow #republicans #iran #epstein #EpsteinFiles #Israel #middleeast #politics #ratings #news #worldnews

Trump's White House UFC headliner accused of assault, forced sex and stalking because … of course he is.

He’s the kind of people Trump likes to have surrounding him.

#ufc #trump #epstein #EpsteinFiles #MAGA #republicans #news #worldnews #whitehouse

The world’s first trillionaire is still a Nazi supporter.

#musk #trillionaire #fascism #trump #epstein #EpsteinFiles #iran #stain #israel #news #MAGA

So they built a $60 million bouncy castle on the White House lawn to once again try to distract from Melania Trump’s and the Tangerine Toddler’s heinous crimes committed against children on #Epstein island.

People won’t stop pushing for the full #EpsteinFiles release no matter the distraction

#trump #MAGA #melania #republicans #ufc #iran #war #middleeast #oil #CoverUp #Israel #news #whitehouse

Trump says he’s not inclined to renew a trade deal with Canada and Mexico.

In other words, he doesn’t care about continuing to squeeze the American consumer with the skyrocketing costs of goods and services as Canada and Mexico continue to do trade deals with other countries and without America.

#canada #mexico #trade #america #economy #trump #MAGA #republicans #americalast #iran #war #middleeast #news

Well, MAGA, here’s proof that Trump isn’t woke.

#MAGA #trump #republicans #25thamendment #iran #middleeast #epstein #woke #Israel #news #worldnews #embarrassment #politics

Arts, Ink and Old Lace

#PenPalAMovieOrPlay
#HashTagGames

Won’t be long before companies start rehiring people to come back into work to fix all the ai fvck-ups.

#ai #generativeAI #work #employment

Trump is talking about invading Cuba because he’s still looking for a war he might be able to win.

#cuba #trump #iran #war #MAGA #middleeast #Israel #epstein #EpsteinFiles #news #Hegseth #republicans #pentagon #worldnews #Midterms

I’m, ‘the internet was on a CD that was sent to you through the mail’, years old

#internet #aol #mail #online #tech #waybackmachine #HamonWry

Looks like Trump skipped Don Jr’s wedding. Apparently the fourth assassination attempt was planned for the same weekend and was already paid for.

#trump #whitehouse #shooting #MAGA #republicans #conspiracytheories #iran #israel #epstein #EpsteinFiles #war #news #worldnews #HamonWry

Shots fired outside the White House?

Most likely another Trump staged event complete with crisis actors so Trump can whine about needing his ballroom again.

#shooting #whitehouse #ballroom #trump #MAGA #iran #middleeast #Israel #epstein #EpsteinFiles #politics #news #worldnews #opinion #HamonWry

If he dies tonight, do you want a wake up call?

#epstein #trump #MAGA #republicans #iran #war #middleeast #Israel #america #news #HamonWry

Dismal sales and bookings in America are what happens when organizations like FIFA make up a fake peace prize and honor a felon and child sex trafficker with it.

#FIFAWorldCup #fifa #epstein #EpsteinFiles #trump #MAGA #republicans #Soccer #childsexualabuse #iran #war #Israel #news #worldnews #Sports

Dear CEOs

Ai bots don’t buy cars or groceries or iPhones or whatever else you’re selling. People do.

Kill the workforce and nobody will buy your products.

Thx,
Hammy

#ai #generativeAI #bot #economy #economics #business #Consumer #news #worldnews #loser

Watching him fall sleep during events, meetings with the press and public occasions isn’t the worst of it.

The worst of it is that his eyes reopen again.

#MAGA #trump #republicans #democracy #america #politics #iran #Israel #Midterms #middleeast #war #inflation #epstein #news #worldnews #sleepydon

Show me a man who never takes accountability, never admits when he’s done wrong, never apologizes and always blames everyone else for his mistakes …

… and I’ll show you no man at all.

#trump #MAGA #republicans #weak #politics #war #economy #epstein #EpsteinFiles #iran #IranWar #middleeast #UnitedStatesofIsrael #news #worldnews #china

@ProPublica

Wait … isn’t Gorka a Russian asset?