Notices by Aral Balkan (aral@mastodon.ar.al)

@johne Built? Now that’s next level. I feel another rabbit hole coming up… :)

@apodoxus Well put :)

@jurjen_heeck @paul 💕

@Kierkegaanks Nah, that’s just the splint he has stuck up his arse. His flaccid penis arse. (Gotta be careful, folks are going to think I don’t like him or something.)

@johne Hey, Seiko has some nice watches. Probably the most inexpensive automatic you can get, for example :)

@FascistCentre @temptoetiam Another source: https://www.msn.com/en-ie/news/other/oscar-winning-palestinian-filmmaker-hamdan-ballal-held-by-israeli-military-in-west-bank/ar-AA1BCfKO

@Kierkegaanks I’ve always thought of him as more of a flaccid penis, myself.

@_elena @leberschnitzel Donno, works for me ;P

Fascism at home is what happens when you don’t give a shit about fascism abroad.

@borisschapira Completely understandable ;P

By the way, USian privilege is getting bent out of shape that your war plans were leaked instead of being upset that you’re waging war.

So yeah, if anyone happens to have a spare $50K lying around and wants to get me an early birthday present… :P

(Seriously, though, what I beauty. Likely the cleanest, most attractive perpetual calendar I’ve seen. The artistry that goes into these things… alas, one can admire from afar) :)

https://www.chrono24.com/glashuetteoriginal/glashuette-original-ltd-edition-4150-platinum-senator-classique--3dmp-perpetual-cal--id33290171.htm

#glashuetteOriginal #perpetualCalendar #platinumSenatorClassique

@IndyRichard Hitler to Shitler in under a century.

@b9AcE @rooftopjaxx FIFA? That bastion of equality and human rights?

@edsu @chpietsch Was it naïve or a brilliant way to avoid regulation? Remember “do not track?” Ditto. I think naïve is thinking that the assholes in Big Tech don’t know exactly what they’re doing when they seek to avoid accountability. But hey, at this point, they have the world’s most lethal military behind them so I guess accountability is moot.

@lea @MxAlba I’m so sorry you had to experience that :(

@fnf Muppets.

I love that the Irish government is so delusional that they think the Trump admin isn't going to completely destroy our entire economic model, to which they are happily married, next week. They have not even considered the possibility that this country is about to be fucking crushed economically, because our entire thing is being a European Cayman Islands. We are so incredibly fucked. I don't know how many people here realise it, but we are.

You might be seeing images coming out of Turkey with huge protests against Erdoğan. Who is this man? He’s our dear friend in the EU who we pay billions of euros to so he keeps the Brown people away from us.

Hey @EUCommission, would you like to wave to your BFF? Go on, don’t be shy!

👋:awesome:

#Erdogan #Erdoğan #Turkey #Türkiye #fascism #faşizm #democracy #demokrasi #EU #refugees #EuropeanValues #Imamoglu #İmamoğlu

@b9AcE Gee maybe things would have been different if they’d stood up for the Kurds when their leader was jailed. 🤔