Notices by goatsarah (goatsarah@thegoatery.dyndns.org)

Watched S03E01 of Amazon’s Wheel of Time thing.

Well, it was on while I played with my phone.

Problem with streaming series is they don’t have enough material to fill the seasons they’re given so instead of filler episodes we’re moving to entire filler seasons.

It’s just boring. It’s all boring.

And with years between seasons, nobody can remember what is actually supposed to be happening.

Let’s get back to TV where they get the fuck on with it.

Imagine standing in that queue to have your photo taken against a wall while 8 trans women are watching, judging you.

We'd just been in the pub, by the way. Some of us use our time better.

It isn't even the location from the film. That's between platforms 4 and 5 because Rowling is a hack.

@dusepo Like doomscrolling. You know. When you’re bored? You need something to do?

We are always bored.

And housework is so boring it hurts.

@dusepo I wanted to unload the dishwasher.

Which means I couldn’t do it.

Which means I needed a displacement activity.

And snacking is cheap dopamine.

@dusepo I couldn't unload the dishwasher because I wanted to.

The food was because I needed something else to do instead.

That's why I eat. It's the usual reason why I eat.

@dusepo No Jo.

I got a fresh plate out of the cupboard.

@alexadeswift So look, I emptied the bin because it wasn't the dishwasher. Now I had to put my keys back and take my shoes off and return the bin and put a liner in it and throw away some chicken bones and take my teabag out of my mug and put milk in and close the fridge and drink the tea and then maybe I can stare at the dishwasher a bit more.

Yes. That is how I think. No. I did not know it wasn't normal.

@alexadeswift Hmm, it definitely wasn't doing that. They aren't known for it.

Was contemplating drinking olive oil but I've decided to make a cup of tea instead!

Dishwasher is looking at me. Rude.

@alexadeswift Two sandwiches later. Feeling a bit sick. Dishwasher still needs unloading.

So not sure what to do now.

@alexadeswift I'm not actually emptying the dishwasher. That's the point.

I made the sandwich because it wasn't emptying the dishwasher.