Conversation

Notices

1. Embed this notice
   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 25-May-2025 22:25:08 JST Fesshole 🧻

   I lost a fun sized dildo up my arse in 2014. I never saw nor felt it come out. I've never told a soul and live in fear of a medical professional finding it.

   • Embed this notice
     Pete Lawson (peteyjlawson@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 25-May-2025 22:39:29 JST Pete Lawson

     in reply to

     @fesshole Define 'fun sized'...

   • Embed this notice
     goatsarah (goatsarah@thegoatery.dyndns.org)'s status on Sunday, 25-May-2025 23:53:54 JST goatsarah

     in reply to
     @fesshole you’re supposed to use a flared base if you’re shoving it up your arse.
   • Embed this notice
     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 26-May-2025 03:32:23 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

     in reply to

     @fesshole Didn't happen.

   • Embed this notice
     BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺 (bonehousewasps@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 27-May-2025 17:43:39 JST BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺

     in reply to

     @fesshole If that thing's got a battery, you might be in serious trouble.