Notices by Benzo Kazooie (benjamincox@writing.exchange)

@hellomiakoda Beautiful film 😙👌

@kims Wait, is that pic of Rubio legit? 😮

@hellomiakoda Hate it when that happens. Like, you know what it took me to get to this point, right? 🤨

@Fragglemuppet @Tooden True but I feel the Count would make rather annoying company. 😆

@Fragglemuppet @Tooden Oscar the Grouch. He just gets me.

@silverwizard Uh-oh! 😥

@georgetakei I like to use Autocarrot. It confuses people... 😁

@georgetakei An alcoholic anti-Semite cheering on a Nazi. Who’d have thought? 🤨

@georgetakei My heart breaks for you and your countrymen. Hope you stay safe and see this madness through. 🤞😞

@georgetakei I must be old before my time. 🤔

@roadriverrail @tillybridges I’m not often using that word but I feel it’s justified in Melon Husk’s case. Apologies.

@tillybridges Does this mean we can’t call him a cunt? 🤔

@georgetakei It’s because he’s confident the election can be stolen again. And worryingly, he could be right.

@nocontexttrek “I have a concept of a plan but I need an away team…”
“Umm… no thanks!”

Is it too early in the season to feel sorry for Carolina Panther fans? All five of them? 🤔 #NFL

@alienghic @liztai Why isn’t there an All Of The Above option? I reckon that’s the only way to actually sort things. 🫤

@macmsp @jon @nfl Currently watching it in the UK, my first ever preseason game in some 30+ years of following the sport. 🏉

@nocontexttrek Well, that escalted quickly! 😲

Watched the original version of The Evil Dead yesterday & I’m still processing it. 😨 #AmWatching #GoreEverywhere #VideoNasty

@georgetakei Looking forward to watching you on the show! Good luck! 👍