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Plus literally everything Mae West ever said was internet gold, she would have destroyed Instagram:

"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful"

"When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better."

"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted."

"Sex is an emotion in motion."

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."

"It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men."

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."

"Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache."

"A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up."

"When women go wrong, men go right after them."

"All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else."

"An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises."

"Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly."

"Don't marry a man to reform him – that's what reform schools are for."

"To err is human – but it feels divine."

"Beulah, peel me a grape!"