Notices by ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party), page 2

Did you eat a lot of dirt and wood chips as a kid? If so, Scotch Whisky might be for you!

I just found out my best friend has never watched The Iron Giant, and I don’t know how to deal with this.

@freemo So you’re voting for Trump. @CoachMark @WrenArcher @kamalaharrisforpresidentnews

MAGAts wearing the ear bandage are like “I AM SHARTACUS”

All those folks on social media posting paintings of Jesus with Trump clearly don’t know either of them.

Times are hard for all of us, so let’s celebrate the little wins: turds like Alex Jones and Rudy Giuliani losing every penny for being awful shitstains on the toilet bowl of extremism.

HE IS ALL OF US

Oh shit what day is this

Reminder: you don’t owe anything to strangers on the internet who want to argue. Shitheads gonna have their heads full of shit, so let them. Without a connection to you. Block them and preserve your peace.

An imperfect administration led by an old guy doing the best they can and actually making progress in the face of overwhelming cheating and pure hate,

or

A convicted felon backed by evil money & power mongers who’s a wannabe fascist dictator who has no compunction about selling America to the highest bidder.

This is hard for you… why?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: articles that use reaction tweets for content are about seven levels of hell below listicles on the journalism scale.

@ryanhoulihan *nods* lighter and faster than regular nails

Once, when I was a kid, my grandmother was parking on the street and I kept giggling. She asked me what was so funny, and I said “paralleloGram.”

@noondlyt I’ve said it before: the future is stupid.

People who geek out about strict religious practices are orthodorks.

@roadriverrail @futurebird

Mastodon is my primary social media, and there’s a lot I dig about it. But if there’s one thing I’d like to change, it’s the way people say THIS IS A CRISIS RIGHT NOW AND IT’S THE MAIN CRISIS AND IF YOU DON’T DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW YOU’RE BAD AND WRONG!!!

Know what? It’s *your* crisis. Do what you think is right. Stop judging others for having different priorities, political or otherwise. Quit putting everything in black and white, absolute terms. It’s exhausting, and nobody can live like that.

Tucson, AZ
Iron Horse district

Welcome to #MarshMadness, friends! This is the month in which we post photos of marshes, swamps, estuaries, rivers, and other wetlands, along with pics of the critters and plants living in/on/around them. Let’s gooooooo!!

Huh. I guess it *was* venomous.

#HashtagMyGravestone
#HashtagGames
#HashItOut